When I moved down to San Diego, after I told people that I was from Northern California, they'd ask if I said "hella." One girl I knew used to say it when she was 13. I don't know where all these people saying "hella" in Northern California are, but I have not found them.
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When I moved down to San Diego, after I told people that I was from Northern California, they'd ask if I said "hella." One girl I knew used to say it when she was 13. I don't know where all these people saying "hella" in Northern California are, but I have not found them.
you should meet me, and all my friends
like hella meet us
at the music store i used to work at we sold buttons at the counter
one said "MUFF DIVER"
kid and his parents come up to buy some CD
kid sees the button and loudly proclaims "MUFF DIVER!" and points to the button
parents are super embarassed, everyone else has a good laugh
When I moved down to San Diego, after I told people that I was from Northern California, they'd ask if I said "hella." One girl I knew used to say it when she was 13. I don't know where all these people saying "hella" in Northern California are, but I have not found them.
This kid in 5th grade said hella all the time. I told him to stop.
This kid in 5th grade said hella all the time. I told him to stop.
You know what's even worse? Hecka
do you actually know someone who said hecka
or is it one of those theoretical awfuls
I know someone.
were they christian?
i bet they were a christian.
Yeah, Christian. Just like everyone else in my town. I told one of my friends that I was agnostic and the next day, everyone was all, 'omg wat? You don't believe in God!?'. My immediate response to every one of them is, "There's a difference between agnosticism and atheism, fucktard.".
When I was little I had a friend of mine over, and we were eating mac and cheese, and he starts saying grace or whatever. And I was like 5 at the time, and didn't know what was going on so I asked why he was doing whatever he was doing, and he just said "I'm saying grace, cause if you don't you go to hell"
So I was just all like for the rest of the day until my mom calmed me down.
My Uncle has a 5 year old daughter who says some pretty awesome stuff. My Uncle is also pretty awesome and has taught her many great things.
For example, if you say "Stop!" she will say "Hammer Time, oh oh oh oh" and do her own version of the hammer dance which is pretty impressive.
The last time I was there, my aunt was making us some pancakes. My cousin asked her if she could PLEASE make them faster because she was REALLY hungry.
My Aunt said there was no way to cook the pancakes any faster and she would have to wait.
My cousin was confused, and said, "but I said PLEASE, does that not work on pancakes?"
She is pretty awesome, she beat my 10 year old cousin at a game on the Wii and started yelling "I got you that time and don't you forget it!" with the most defiant look and tone.
My girl and I were babysitting her godkids one day. During a conversation, my girlfriend says "She tried to make me...", to which the 2 year old girl interrupts and says "go ta rehab no no no no" and just smiles at us. Apparently their mom really likes that song.
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youtube "tonight tonight"
god damn i love that song
i am less retarded than i immediately appear
oh god you are such a man
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i sincerely doubt it
yeah not going to lie its a hella good song
also i thought the part where we weren't trying to hide what we were talking about made the funny:|
:^:
because fuck mellon collie is like 25 dollars but the artwork is rad
it's a fair compromise
but dude its hella late so I'm off to bed
It's only 2:30 in good ol' Indiana.
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i need to get up in like 7 hours
When I moved down to San Diego, after I told people that I was from Northern California, they'd ask if I said "hella." One girl I knew used to say it when she was 13. I don't know where all these people saying "hella" in Northern California are, but I have not found them.
I don't have a reason to get up at the moment. It's summer break. I spent a good portion of the night filling out apps for a damn job, though.
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you should meet me, and all my friends
like hella meet us
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one said "MUFF DIVER"
kid and his parents come up to buy some CD
kid sees the button and loudly proclaims "MUFF DIVER!" and points to the button
parents are super embarassed, everyone else has a good laugh
This kid in 5th grade said hella all the time. I told him to stop.
You know what's even worse? Hecka
do you actually know someone who said hecka
or is it one of those theoretical awfuls
I know someone.
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were they christian?
i bet they were a christian.
christian kids aren't that much different from atheist ones.
i don't know if that's good or bad for me
NO I JUST DECIDED THAT I LIKE THE WORD ALSO I LIVE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK SO I ONLY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO BE A DOUCHE
CAPS!
uh except atheist kids aren't all "i have to substitute heck for hell in everything i say"
You don't die, but your body dies.
Yeah, Christian. Just like everyone else in my town. I told one of my friends that I was agnostic and the next day, everyone was all, 'omg wat? You don't believe in God!?'. My immediate response to every one of them is, "There's a difference between agnosticism and atheism, fucktard.".
They must've gossiped at church.
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i've never met a christian kid that did that.
Heaven is a place where all animals go.
People's heaven is under ground.
So I was just all like
For example, if you say "Stop!" she will say "Hammer Time, oh oh oh oh" and do her own version of the hammer dance which is pretty impressive.
The last time I was there, my aunt was making us some pancakes. My cousin asked her if she could PLEASE make them faster because she was REALLY hungry.
My Aunt said there was no way to cook the pancakes any faster and she would have to wait.
My cousin was confused, and said, "but I said PLEASE, does that not work on pancakes?"
She is pretty awesome, she beat my 10 year old cousin at a game on the Wii and started yelling "I got you that time and don't you forget it!" with the most defiant look and tone.
ahaha this kid is brilliant
this is all i aspire to teach my children