Is this the best he could do?
Fine, we'll make the best of it.
No sense wasting time!
I would introduce myself in person, but that'd be pointless. Not like you haven't heard of me already!
There's a lot of mysteries out there, just waiting to be discovered!
If it can't be found online, it must not exist!
And if there aren't aliens, ESPers, or time-travelers online, then what's the point of the internet even existing?
Not a one!
So, there's this game of yours. Phalla or something. Childish, but it'll do.
By the law of averages, without a doubt, at least three
of you must be either an alien, time-traveler, ESPer, or all of the above!
So how are we going to find you? That's the question...
!and this is the answer
Every day, you'll vote, and one of you dies!
Isn't it great? Obviously you
don't want to die, but naturally, the sooner you find the mysteries the rest of the group is hiding, you're in the clear!
So, I've taken the liberties of having each of your computers elaborately rigged with high-ordinance explosives!
Whichever of you the rest don't like? Bye-bye.
It's a messy business, but we need results, and this is bound to get them.
Kyon's more familiar with the mechanics than I am, so he'll explain the rest.
After that, it's all up to you!
Remember: vote or die!