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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar"

    lol does that mean he is being sued for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    cause technically that says sixty three billion billion

    63 x 10^holycrap

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Guys, did you notice how it says 63 billion billion dollars?

    Did anyone notice that yet?

    hush i just woke up

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    look, 13 pages in and still on topic, you have to assume that most of the possible jokes have already been made.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    shhhhhhhhhhhh

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    is it legal to sue someone when you dont know their name?

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.



    And an Anti-communist memorabilia collection.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    shhhhhhhhhhhh

    You're not getting away that easily, Tugga!

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    He sued a line from a fucking Jim Carrey movie?!

    How do you sue a line of dialogue from a fucking movie?!

    EDIT - Oh, wow... there's actually a Bumble Bee Tuna... I had no idea.

    God, I'm so Canadian.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    While I don't have a can here for reference, I do believe that even canned meats have an ingredient list of which meat(s) and preservative/flavoring chemicals are in there.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

    I'll see your tuna idiot and raise you a girl that kept trying to put her credit card in to an ATM with a sign over the screen that said "OUT OF ORDER".

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

    I'll see your tuna idiot and raise you a girl that kept trying to put her credit card in to an ATM with a sign over the screen that said "OUT OF ORDER".

    "I don't want 'order'! I want money!"

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

    I'll see your tuna idiot and raise you a girl that kept trying to put her credit card in to an ATM with a sign over the screen that said "OUT OF ORDER".

    I was in the car with a girl once who proceeded to try starting the car by inserting her key into the CD player. It was a full ten seconds before she realized why it wouldn't turn over.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    While I don't have a can here for reference, I do believe that even canned meats have an ingredient list of which meat(s) and preservative/flavoring chemicals are in there.

    I actually thought about bringing a can to school to prove it to her, but then I realized it wouldn't make her any less of an idiot.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

    I'll see your tuna idiot and raise you a girl that kept trying to put her credit card in to an ATM with a sign over the screen that said "OUT OF ORDER".

    I was in the car with a girl once who proceeded to try starting the car by inserting her key into the CD player. It was a full ten seconds before she realized why it wouldn't turn over.

    You're bluffing.

    Ok, I fold.

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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    WHY wrote: »
    Fucker sued Bumble Bee Tuna.

    I knew a girl in high school who was legitimately convinced that Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken, and that anyone who told her it was tuna was just trying to trick her and make her look dumb. I would always argue that they put it next to Bumble Bee on the shelf because it's the same product and they are competitors, but she was staunchly convinced I was teasing her. Probably the dumbest person I've ever talked to.

    I'll see your tuna idiot and raise you a girl that kept trying to put her credit card in to an ATM with a sign over the screen that said "OUT OF ORDER".

    I was in the car with a girl once who proceeded to try starting the car by inserting her key into the CD player. It was a full ten seconds before she realized why it wouldn't turn over.

    You're bluffing.

    Ok, I fold.

    I shit you not. There's something in the goddamn water over here.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He was apparently suing them for prisoner civil rights? am I reading that correctly?

    I would love to know how the Aztec Pyramids are infringing on his rights.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Defendant
    BRAD PITT
    AND HIS ADOPTED SON
    MADDOX PITT/JOLIE


    Defendant
    DENNY'S


    Defendant
    GANGS IN HONG KONG


    Defendant

    PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
    2005 ROSTER, INCLUDING
    DONOVAN MCNABB


    Defendant

    SMITH N WESSON

    Defendant

    WKRP IN CINCINNATI

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    is it legal to sue someone when you dont know their name?

    Yeah, you just file the complaint against John Doe, and number them, if there are lots of unnamed defendants, with the understanding that you'll find out their real name and amend the complaint to include them.

    And oh god I read the complaint and it is fantastic.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man dude

    fuck WKRP in Cincinnati

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We really need to start sending dangerous criminal to remote northern Uranium or Nickel mines or something. Just stick 'em in the middle of nowhere, surround by thousands of kilometers of Canadian tundra on all sides.

    The only way in or out?

    Blimps. Kinda hard to make a getaway in a 250 foot balloon moving 70 km/h.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i want to know what he wrote up as the reason

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    world trade center hijacker

    the guy that stole the towers

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DEFENDANT:
    NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i want to know what he wrote up as the reason

    "Because screw you, that's why"

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kovak I hope the things you are posting aren't actually from the suit

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Kovak I hope the things you are posting aren't actually from the suit

    You read some of these, right?

    I would be more surprised if they weren't in it.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Kovak I hope the things you are posting aren't actually from the suit

    He's suing "The Virgin Mary"

    there are no limits.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DEFENDANT
    Frivolous lawsuits

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would honestly just fucking love to know what you have to do to get on this list.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I would honestly just fucking love to know what you have to do to get on this list.

    exist

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The King James Bible?

    What the hell?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    The King James Bible?

    What the hell?

    King James was a fucking dick

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    These 57 pages of items all have one aspect in common.

    GO

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    So when do the things this guy is suing become not-so-astounding? I keep checking on this thread and it's all, "BWAH!? He's suing a cheeseburger!?" and I'm all, well shit, I'm really not fucking surprised by this point, guys.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The aztec pyramids.

    It's about time someone took those smug bastards down a peg.

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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They're all infringing on his rights?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So when do the things this guy is suing become not-so-astounding? I keep checking on this thread and it's all, "BWAH!? He's suing a cheeseburger!?" and I'm all, well shit, I'm really not fucking surprised by this point, guys.

    Hey like we said, after you see that he's suing the bible, it makes perfect sense for him to be suing the pope too.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My favorite is the Bolivian Mafia

    No other mafias.

    Just the Bolivian one.

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