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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    one guy clenches a bottle of champagne in his ass and another guy clenches on the handle of a sword

    best of both

    I imagine that would be quite hard to swing the sword.


    I mean.....Like almost impossible.

    you just have to swing your hips

    although i feel bad for the guy who has to hold the bottle

    that means he has to go big end in first

    thats gonna be rough

    we just gotta get ahold of kirk johnson

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You know what's creepy?

    There are 61 people reading this board right now.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    one guy clenches a bottle of champagne in his ass and another guy clenches on the handle of a sword

    best of both

    I imagine that would be quite hard to swing the sword.


    I mean.....Like almost impossible.

    you just have to swing your hips

    although i feel bad for the guy who has to hold the bottle

    that means he has to go big end in first

    thats gonna be rough

    we just gotta get ahold of kirk johnson

    who?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    one guy clenches a bottle of champagne in his ass and another guy clenches on the handle of a sword

    best of both

    I imagine that would be quite hard to swing the sword.


    I mean.....Like almost impossible.

    you just have to swing your hips

    although i feel bad for the guy who has to hold the bottle

    that means he has to go big end in first

    thats gonna be rough

    we just gotta get ahold of kirk johnson

    who?

    there's a good chance you've seen the inside of his ass

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    he's model

    lots of photos of him on the internet

    you've probably seen one or two

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    amateur model

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is he the goatse guy?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i dunno

    try a GIS

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    put the results up on your anchors' desk monitors

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    now that's news

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    put the results up on your anchors' desk monitors

    haha

    there are a couple that would love it

    theres one that would keep a straight face like a pro

    there are more than a couple that would just be confused

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what about a goatse gif with that other gif of that scottish actor fake dick sucking in that interview flying from the asshole region and super slam music playing

    cmon and slam and welcome to the jam

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my boyfriend sleep talks and does small actions, like throwing things, or grabbing me, or pointing at things. it really doesn't bother me at all because my mom has the wildest case of somnambulism i have ever heard of, or read of, ever.

    she can talk, but her voice is usually a little different, she can shower, get dressed, put on her make-up, and wake up fully ready for the day. She has tried to go walk to the store at 4am, and my dad had to go drive the car and find her. She sleep walks almost every single night in some way, for the last 5 years, usually just to come say hi to the rest of the family, or to get water or go to the restroom.

    it is hard to describe exactly how radical her sleepwalking is, but we do know she isn't faking it.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    She's just setting up the most elaborately constructed murder alibi ever.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    She's just setting up the most elaborately constructed murder alibi ever.

    i admire her

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I keep seeing this thread title as "So, Nambla... late?"

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Classy.

    When I was little, I used to do it a lot. I guess one time, I got up, got dressed, went and sat down at my little table with my books and whatever, started playing, and asked what was for breakfast.
    This was at like 11 PM.
    When they tried to get me to go back to bed, I got up and went and brushed my teeth again before I actually got in bed.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

    So she's a woman.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I used to be a pretty bad insomniac but I got diagnosed with Restless Leg Syndrome and I'm medicated for it and it's helped my sleep a whole bunch.

    I sleep walked a lot when I was younger though, My older brother once came home late, opened his bedroom door and turned on the light and I was sitting on his bed holding his guitar.
    He asked what I was doing and I replied "I just want to play!"

    This is a story I didn't hear until his speech at my 21st

    #pipe on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

    So she's a woman.

    so you're wiggin.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

    So she's a woman.

    so you're wiggin.

    So you're Belruel.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

    [jack sparrow]woman[/jack sparrow]

    DAMN IT WIGGIN

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    with my weird schedule, im in a haze alot

    a couple times i have woken up on saturdays, gotten ready to work and almost made it out the door if not for Kristin stopping me

    except one time.....

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Two can play at this game, madam

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    haha i wish it was just that, but really, my mom does not have any sort of patience or ability to have long term dedication, at all. she also cannot keep a secret and talks too much

    So she's a woman.

    so you're wiggin.

    sick burn

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My sleepwalking wore off when I was about 10. Usually I would be dreaming that I had to disarm a bomb or find a key within a time limit, and I'm guessing that since I couldn't find it in my shitty trailer the adrenaline woke me up, leaving me confused in the kitchen.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    with my weird schedule, im in a haze alot

    a couple times i have woken up on saturdays, gotten ready to work and almost made it out the door if not for Kristin stopping me

    except one time.....

    she stopped you and had sex right

    you don juan

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Towards the end of my sleep walking career, I'd just get up and walk into a corner of my room then wake up.

    Only I was like half awake so I was totally lost and trying to feel around in the dark for a light or my bed and I'd usually freak myself out or stand on something sharp.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Two can play at this game, madam

    but you see, people like me, and saying i am belruel isn't an insult you great big wiggin

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Two can play at this game, madam

    but you see, people like me, and saying i am belruel isn't an insult you great big wiggin

    Yeah?
    Well you have cooties.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Circle circle, dot dot, now I've got a cootie shot

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    with my weird schedule, im in a haze alot

    a couple times i have woken up on saturdays, gotten ready to work and almost made it out the door if not for Kristin stopping me

    except one time.....

    she stopped you and had sex right

    you don juan

    no, but because i am usually out by the time she gets to bed, it's pretty much understood that she can wake me up for just that purpose

    cause it's business time

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Circle circle, dot dot, now I've got a cootie shot

    now e can make hugs without fear

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Huuuugs

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what if it was hammer time

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Circle circle, dot dot, now I've got a cootie shot

    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3nxaQbPu4

    #pipe on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    what if it was hammer time

    no, its business time

    cause its wednesday

    and conditions are perfect

    cause there is nothing on tv

    conditions are perfect

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Every time I hear a teacher say "Stop" I have to respond with a hammer time joke, or by saying "Did you want me to collaborate and listen?"

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2008
    fuck, i cannot keep my eyes open

    i shouldn't have taken all that cold medicine

    or sniffed all that glue

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