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How many of you mo'fuckers sleepwalk, or know someone who sleepwalks?
My roommate often sleepwalks when he drinks too much. Last night, he sleepwalked (sleptwalked?). Went to my bathroom, tripped over the trash sack, kicked it everywhere. Took a piss in my toilet, missing wildly, getting all over my recently-cleaned floor/toilet.
I said nothing. But tonight, I am drinking the 40 he bought and left in the fridge.
And if he asks, he was sleepwalking.
I guess we can also use this thread to talk about general sleeping disorders. Insomnia? Sleep paralysis? Whatcha got?
they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water
no
they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500
My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.
He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.
The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.
I have to work at 10 and it's now 6, when I go to try to get to sleep the disgusting fucking sounds of my grandparents, anxiety, a lack of anything tangible that's positive occurring in the near future, and whatever other factors make it so I can't ever fucking sleep until I'm exhausted.
they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water
no
they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500
My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.
He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.
The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.
they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water
no
they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500
My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.
He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.
The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.
The honest truth is my method for sleep is basically thinking about whatever girl I'm involved with/interested in, and so during periods of times such as now when there's no one I'm fucked.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo
damn pod people
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
no dreams
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
i dream sometimes, just almost never
3am every weekday
this means i have the bed time of a 6 year old
trying to induce a coma, are we
well I'm still awesome
My current theory is that you people are missing souls.
Or what Penquin said.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I hate sleep.
Two bits
come on paycheck
daddy needs a new jacket
does it have elbow patches?
i dont trust people who do it
ever again
1 sleepwalk thats it
they never do anything normal like sleepwalk a glass of water
no
they put a bowl of uncooked pasta in the oven and crank it to 500
Or a decent anything.
Well, I do during the weekend anyways.
nah, that'd be a bit too over the tacky line for me
it was set in something like the Who Framed Roger Rabbit universe and it was so awesome
It is a material I have always felt to be shifty
Fall-Apart Rabbit kicked so much ass.
So much.
damn
cause i got this awesome mental picture of your conan av in a tweed jacket with elbow pads smoking a pipe
looking all professorly
My roommate once came into the living room, comforter slung over his shoulder like a cape.
He stood in the middle of the room, eyes closed, just saying "Off switch." Over and over again.
The girl I was with was freaking out. But I started turning out all the lights in the apartment. Once they were all shut off, my roommate staggered back to his room.
Was he wearing a Luchadore mask? Say he was.
Severe cases of that are fucking awful.
Sounds like two cougars wrestling, both on the verge of death.
So then I'd pick myself up off the floor and go and sleep in her now-empty bed.
He was