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they like the heat
and it is not cool at all
at all
D:
maybe your dad just had poor taste in sweaters
:lol:
This.
Right here.
Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.
Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.
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what about waking up covered in baby spiders?
Baby spiders are tiny and relatively harmless.
Ants sting.
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but baby spiders are creeeeeeepier
I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.
Spiders don't phase me.
Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.
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Man, I woke up with cockroaches marching into my room once. It was slighty humorous and terrifying at the same time.
clean your damn room
its a pigsty
they like the body heat
Well fuck that.
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go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions
2 steps ahead of you
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2 steps?
whats the other one?
Digging the moat
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it's less now, thank god, as it is not an enjoyable thing
clever girl
i dont even know what sleep paralysis is
you wake up and you cant move or what?
it is apparently an extraordinarily rare condition where you have absolutely no stupid sleep problems
oh god what if it's contagious
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Fuck, who will watch the internets for us at night time?
Maybe they could shut it down like they used to do with tv.
"It's midnight, and we are all closing down here now, so goodnight."
*National Anthem starts playing*
I want to make the pirate interwebs, where you can't get in because it is just like a huge lan cable that runs from my house to my friends and we use lan messenger and play video games.
Mmmm late night video games, it might be nap time soon though, 3 am almost.
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I don't know if this was a joke or not but this is basically true for me. It kinda scares me.
Is it contagious?
its an STD
This sounds like the worst affliction.
I sleptwalk when I was 5-7. I usually tried to rearrange things.
Also when I was 19. I worked at a factory for a little bit, and as I was doing repetative actions for 10 hours a day of course I dreamed about doing them, and sometimes I woke up in the middle of the dream to discover I was actually doing them in the middle of my room.
I also pretty much had constant terrible nightmares when I was little, until I learned to wake myself up. I can still do that, but there's no going back to sleep if I do. These days though I'm sleeping almost like a normal person, the past few months I'd been waking up at 3AM.
welcome to the club
But apparently I can do complex tasks and the like while asleep, like open combination locks, hold conversations, and use a computer, so my wife and parents tell me anyway
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