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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't get Top Lawmakers either. I'm just posting to say this topic was made a year ago.

    Man.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I don't get Top Lawmakers either. I'm just posting to say this topic was made a year ago.

    Man.

    Reminds me of when all we had seen of it was the character creator and a tiny bit of driving.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Also, there's no motorcycles or helicopters in at the moment.

    There goes the biker gang concept.

    Just drive around in pimped out mini-vans instead of coppers and be a vicious gang of soccer-moms.

    Well yeah, that's the obvious alternative.

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    MaskirovkaMaskirovka Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I don't get Top Lawmakers either. I'm just posting to say this topic was made a year ago.

    Man.

    Top Lawmen

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    Is it bad that I love puns so much?

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You pronounce that with a W?

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lawmen rhymes with Ramen, and fits the silly dialect stereotype. It's grasping at straws, I know.

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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It was pretty funny, I have to admit, but I'm not quite sold on it

    What about some kind of John Woo reference? There's gotta be some kind of dick joke we can make out of a John Woo movie

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    DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Producer #1: The thirteen of us began with a singular vision -- "Titanic" meets "Frasier".
    Producer #2: But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development with Annie Potts and Jeremy Piven.
    Homer: Who's Jeremy Piven?
    Producer #3: We don't know.
    Producer #4: But it scared the hell out of us, so we slapped together a cop show instead.
    Homer: Police Cops.
    Producer #5: Uh, no, actually, it was called "Badge Patrol".
    Producer #1: But the network idiots didn't want a show about high tech badges that shoot laser beams!
    Producer #2: So we asked ourselves, "Who's behind the badge?"
    Producer #3: Police ...
    Producer #4: Cops ...
    Producer #5: "Police Cops."

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    KarmondKarmond Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    From a story perspective not all enforcers are cops, they're more like mercenaries hired by the government of San Paro to help control the excessive crime levels.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am i the only person who is going to play a corrupt cop?

    I seriously want to be a fucked up high as a kite thug with a badge.

    Perhaps ive seen Training Day too many times.

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I for one will be toting a handlebar mustache and big sunglasses. There may be suspenders.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Basil wrote: »
    I for one will be toting a handlebar mustache and big sunglasses. There may be suspenders.

    Tell me you will also be speaking in Sam Elliot's voice.

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maskirovka wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I don't get Top Lawmakers either. I'm just posting to say this topic was made a year ago.

    Man.

    Top Lawmen

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    Is it bad that I love puns so much?

    I think it's a punishable offense.

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    DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Top Lawmen is actually a decent name.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    It was pretty funny, I have to admit, but I'm not quite sold on it

    What about some kind of John Woo reference? There's gotta be some kind of dick joke we can make out of a John Woo movie

    *cough*
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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Whoa that is ancient

    I'm all in favor of it

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Welp. I think the ancients had it, right there.

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    TwistedJesterTwistedJester Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So have invites gone out already?

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    SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You know, the thing that gets me possibly the most excited isn't about this game at all, but what it might lead up to if it turns out to be succussful. Could we get games of this general type, but with different themes that folks've been screaming out for like zombie uprisings or alien invasions or nuclear holocausts and shit?

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sorenson wrote: »
    You know, the thing that gets me possibly the most excited isn't about this game at all, but what it might lead up to if it turns out to be succussful. Could we get games of this general type, but with different themes that folks've been screaming out for like zombie uprisings or alien invasions or nuclear holocausts and shit?


    you know what'd be awesome?

    a spaghetti western muhmor-pigah

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    a [strike]spaghetti[/strike] space western muhmor-pigah

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I would so play a western MMO.


    But only if I could be a smarmy barkeep.

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    FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm torn between trying to create Eliot Ness and trying to create Judge Dread.

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    Still verbing the adjective noun.
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Eliot Dredd

    oh shit, DIBS!!!!

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    MaskirovkaMaskirovka Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to make a character that looks like House. Consider this copyright notice.

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    ReznikReznik Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I call the Omar Little clone.

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I already called deadpool, but I call him again!

    He will drive the Wademobile, with the liscence plate DPOWNSU

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm gonna go with either crazy Completely Swat Geared up Sniper for the Cops

    or Dude who wears armani suits and blows things up remotely for the Criminals.

    edit:

    Basically
    my Criminal Character = inspired by Heat + Usual Suspects
    my Cop Character = inspired by All the Evil Gas Mask Wearing Cliche Super Police Crush Force (ala Half-Life, Prototype, etc.) but...not as evil or expendable O_o

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This topic is now about who it would be awesome to emulate.

    Phoenix Wright
    Tank Girl
    A criminalized Mahatma Ghandi
    Viewtiful Joe
    Faith from Mirror's Edge

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm hoping you guys have Miami Vice and Magnum P.I. covered.

    I definitely want to see Tom Selleck in the game.... also Charles Bronson.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I would so play a western MMO.


    But only if I could be a smarmy barkeep.

    That would have to be one of the classes.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    I'm hoping you guys have Miami Vice and Magnum P.I. covered.

    I definitely want to see Tom Selleck in the game.... also Charles Bronson.

    Those will be my first two characters.

    Well... after Gene Hunt anyway.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have to say if someone perfectly roleplayed Anton Chigurh , I would love to see him going around slaughtering punks :)

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Speaking of french people, Sébastien Foucan would be kind of cool, mostly because he would be so out of place, given his maxims of serenity and purity.

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    SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cody Jerrett, whippersnappers. We gon' be doing this shit old school.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jean Reno as the Victor the Cleaner (La Femme Nikita) would be awesome.

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    PunkBoyPunkBoy Thank you! And thank you again! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For cop, I'm thinking of going along the lines of Tequila from Hard Boiled. Either that or Reno from FF VII.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexico would be an awesome cop :twisted:

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    An awesome criminal would be Viggo Mortensen's character in Eastern Promises, complete with the reason for being attached to organized crime.

    Or Viggo Mortensen's character in A History of Violence.

    Or Aragorn. Whatever.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Egos wrote: »
    I have to say if someone perfectly roleplayed Anton Chigurh , I would love to see him going around slaughtering punks :)

    With voice chat, you could go around talking like him, given you can do a fine impression.

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