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Jerk Chicken Thread- CHECK IN REQUIRED FROM LURKERS (also no porn- orikae)

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.

    Oh come on we've all done it

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What is it with everyone and boners in showers? It's just water dudes.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.

    Oh come on we've all done it

    I got the reference

    Futore on
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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    What is it with everyone and boners in showers? It's just water dudes.

    I do not understand this one either. It could be that I shower in a group shower with a buch of other guys and I am pretty sure I someone was to pop a chubby they would get their ass kicked.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I didn't join this thread, but i probably would've lost soon

    i'm a bit of a sex addict

    also, my girly friend

    on top of that, the thing fucking gets in the way. for instance, i just answered the door with throbbing meat because i had to adjust so much in this pants

    I am not sure you should refer to your girlfriend like that

    http://www.myspace.com/thekbtb

    my name is Kyle Bailey. those are my friends playing music.

    think about my dong, shank. you gay son of a beesting

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.

    Oh come on we've all done it

    I got the reference

    +10 xp!

    CONGRATULATIONS
    You have advanced to Level 3 Allusionist!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    you're so narcissitic

    bongi on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    aw shit

    I lost

    I was in the shower and caught sight of my own boner and...

    well...

    :(

    Now all that's left is for you to turn into a flower as a warning to others.

    Oh come on we've all done it

    I got the reference

    Yeah I got it too

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ahahahaha, fucking EAT IT, LOSERS!
    Shower scene + cowgirl in bed afterwards AND I'M STILL IN!
    :> :> :>

    Mayday on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mayday wrote: »
    ahahahaha, fucking EAT IT, LOSERS!
    Shower scene + cowgirl in bed afterwards AND I'M STILL IN!
    :> :> :>

    i thought that was a link at first.

    i was excited by the possibilities

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    Sami on
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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Mayday wrote: »
    ahahahaha, fucking EAT IT, LOSERS!
    Shower scene + cowgirl in bed afterwards AND I'M STILL IN!
    :> :> :>

    i thought that was a link at first.

    i was excited by the possibilities

    you too? o, ok

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That could be arranged...

    I wouldn't survive the day though.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so the girl im talking to told me she's sworn herself to celibacy

    so im definitely winning this

    tugga on
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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is she the only girl in your country?

    Mayday on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    boast boast boast

    bongi on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    boast boast boast

    Small shower. My dick is decidedly average-- only 7''

    Sami on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    tugga wrote: »
    so the girl im talking to told me she's sworn herself to celibacy

    so im definitely winning this

    stop trolling for pussy at convents

    Kusuguttai on
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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    boast boast boast

    Small shower. My dick is decidedly average-- only 7''

    Most studies put the average penis size around 5.5", chief. But nice try sounding humble by putting 'only' there.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    boast boast boast

    Small shower. My dick is decidedly average-- only 7''

    that's decidedly ABOVE average, you realize.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    he meant porn average, duh

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Maneuvering around my shower with a raging boner is a lot harder than I'd anticipated. :(

    boast boast boast

    Small shower. My dick is decidedly average-- only 7''

    Most studies put the average penis size around 5.5", chief. But nice try sounding humble by putting 'only' there.

    That's only because they factor in those tiny, tiny asians

    7 is quite average for whitey

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    did someone light the Shank/Graves signal in here

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    what if you're mixed

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah I am pretty sure 7" is standard for a white dude

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    so the girl im talking to told me she's sworn herself to celibacy

    so im definitely winning this

    stop trolling for pussy at convents

    Nuns put out the best

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    12" is standard for us blackies.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah I am pretty sure 7" is standard for a white dude

    Well you would be incorrect.

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    LahnLahn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    out.

    wimmen-folk is conniving, vile temptresses.
    you dont just sit on a man's lap and touch yourself until he gives in.

    it's just not fair.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    yeah I am pretty sure 7" is standard for a white dude

    Well you would be incorrect.

    oh well

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    wiki

    A widespread research done by Dr. Gomez de Diego, director of the medical company Andromedical specialised in andrology, in 2001, took into consideration several studies by physicians of different nationalities. He concluded that the average erect penis size for adult men is 14 cm, confirming the aforementioned research carried out by Dr Eduardo Gomez de Diego. The studies of average erect penis length conducted on adult men worldwide included United States 12.9 cm, France 16 cm, Italy 16 cm, Mexico 15.9, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, Greece 12.18, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.[63]

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't speak fluent metric

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't know what a cm is. You metric bastard!

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah I am pretty sure 7" is standard for a white dude

    no it's not

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man I have to get my ass to Korea

    They will call me Gojira

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey Americans

    The French have bigger dicks than you

    How does that feel

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    out.

    wimmen-folk is conniving, vile temptresses.
    you dont just sit on a man's lap and touch yourself until he gives in.

    it's just not fair.

    oh, you poor baby

    how terrible

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm 21 cm, that translates roughly to 7"

    1 inch = 3 cms

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Man I have to get my ass to Korea

    They will call me Gojira

    You'll break their buildings with your dick?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Man I have to get my ass to Korea

    They will call me Host

    Futore on
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