I'm torn between jesus christ and Ann. Seriously, they're both so fucking awesome, it just doesn't cut it to go with one. OK, I picked jesus just so I could see the bible thumpers throw a rage at toys-r-us.
How do you market a toy called "Fruit Fucker?" How?
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You are the reason God invented shooting people in the face.
I am the reason you invented God.
omfg i'd have hector and gabe in little retarded golf clothes on my desk and laugh every time I saw them!
along those lines, it's probably for the best that hector's at the bottom of the vote-list - i'd get no work done if a hector was actually to be made. unless my job was to giggle to myself all day... idea!
What characters would you like to see alongside Gabe and Tycho in the first set of five PA figures?
If you're planning on doing several sets of figures, it seems like a set consisting of Gabe, Tycho, Kara, Brenna and Charles would be a good first set. It would be kind of "retro", and since all those are recurring characters are "normal people", it would give the set a theme.
This assumes that you're going to do more five-character sets in the future, though. If you end up doing only one set of figures, you're basically obligated to throw in some crazy cameo characters, like Jesus or CTS.
I voted jesus, if only to annoy any Christians that enter my dwelling.
I'm also gonna echo the previous question about what kind of figures we're talking about here. Articulated? (Ninja Turtle level of articulation would be fine. Actually, the style of those would fit PA fine) or Inaction Statues like Homestar Runner do?
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Charles definitely, but why Hector & Frank? Why not Batjew, Safety Monkey, Robert, Brenna, & Kara? Even the EB Games psycho manager should at least be an option.
looks like there's no stopping jesus! boooo... i'm one of the few who voted for dr. raven. that guys badass, i don't care what anyone says. sure he's sort of a generic action dude, but i think it would be a welcome addition to a set of regular dudes. then maybe ann to offset the testosterone level a bit
i too hope they're not just pvc statues, which is most likely seeing as it's going to be a 5 figure set... probably end up being like that junk you see in suncoast video with nightmare before christmas and all that. too bad.
hurray for Jesus! Personally I'd prefer somehow working in the "I bring the blue sparks" gag rather than the throwing of the horns, but either way I vot Jesus.
First I have to go with CTS, but definately Jesus as well. Second I say, even though hes not actually a character, Khoo deserves his own figure!
JeanBaptiste Emanuel Zorg on
Tell ya what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer-- coldblooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer when he picked up the ZF-1 would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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My thoughts exactly. Although I can't afford 3 sets.
I'd be lucky to afford one. But I would find a way.
How do you market a toy called "Fruit Fucker?" How?
I am the reason you invented God.
Also, Jesus throwing the horns FTW.
I'M A TWITTER SHITTER
Out of curiosity, will these toys look similar to the Clerks toys?
Oh! And Romero!
along those lines, it's probably for the best that hector's at the bottom of the vote-list - i'd get no work done if a hector was actually to be made. unless my job was to giggle to myself all day... idea!
This assumes that you're going to do more five-character sets in the future, though. If you end up doing only one set of figures, you're basically obligated to throw in some crazy cameo characters, like Jesus or CTS.
I'm also gonna echo the previous question about what kind of figures we're talking about here. Articulated? (Ninja Turtle level of articulation would be fine. Actually, the style of those would fit PA fine) or Inaction Statues like Homestar Runner do?
An oilslick of opinion in an ocean of information.
^ Great idea, I'd love to have a set with the PA gamers. If you guys can, a couch or tv would be sweet too, to pose the figures on.
i too hope they're not just pvc statues, which is most likely seeing as it's going to be a 5 figure set... probably end up being like that junk you see in suncoast video with nightmare before christmas and all that. too bad.
articulation gets my cash.
shut up
Gabe's golf caddy.
Now that I have answered your question, answer mine.
Who is Mr. Tails?
Gabe's tormented golf caddy.
I don't think Hector needs to be in the set because he should come special with a Golfing Gabe.
I'm pretty sure Mr. Tails is the cat (seen in Monday's strip), but I may be wrong.
Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood would also be quite cool.
I thought the cat was Thomas Kemper.
Gabe's golf caddy.
And where is their old zombie roommate?
would buy in a heartbeat
Their old roomate was Jim, and he is not the zombie.
But it would be a great joke to have a huge Scott Kurtz as part of the 5.
Mr. Tails is the Monkey w/Top Hat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Arcade_%28comic%29
I have already casted my vote and given my suggestions for this poll, but for a future poll Zombie Tycho and Batjew get my votes.
Gabe eating ice cream and ridding the walrus also rocks. I also think a mock Jack Thompson would be nice.
What about Gabe riding the unicorn? Even though it would never happen, a Gabe in Spiderman's arms figure would be freaking hilarious.
One just thinks about throwing it, and is then mauled.
To death.
charles
i cannot stress this point enough
charles
its right on multiple levels
he should have a door accessory with a "DAMN MY HUMAN LEGS" word bubble coming out of it
Not only would I put it on my desk
I would glue one to my car
but Jesus sporting the horns would rawk