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Biggest douchebag in gaming?

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Registered User regular
    Kefka's a pretty big douchebag.

    As is Wesker.

    Also the villain from Manhunt.

    Also Renegade Commander Shepard.

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  • IriahIriah Registered User
    THAT LITTLE SMILING MOUTH IS TAUNTING ME

    TAUNTING ME AS HE TUMBLES OFF MY CAR OVER AND OVER

    AND OVER



    AND OVER

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  • SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Coo! Quaggan Loves You! Tyria/TorontoRegistered User regular
    Tidus.

    You know it's true. The voice actor makes it 10x worse, though. What a whiny little dweeb... and those shorts. The awful, awful shorts.

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  • PeewiPeewi Enchanted, I'm sure Registered User regular
    Iriah wrote: »
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    That one is only annoying if you bother going for the achievement. Personally I didn't even notice it on my first playthrough.

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  • StollsStolls Registered User regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
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    Probably the only in-game civilian character that irritated me so much that I wanted to chuck him out a window. Possibly after setting him on fire.

    I have to say, he was a brilliant addition to the game as a result. Right down to his "RTFM" belt, he was a character that everyone loves to hate. I honestly hope that jerk returns in the sequel.

    It was especially brilliant when you discovered a discarded Cheetos packet on the floor, and that music cue plays, and you just know who's going to be around the next corner. That was a nice touch.

    BUT THEY DIDN'T LET YOU KILL HIM WHY COULDN'T THEY LET ME PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER FUCKING BULLETPROOF GLASS

    In Extraction Point,
    Spoiler:

    That, by itself, sums up the vast majority of my problems with F.E.A.R., which are otherwise rather few.

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  • IriahIriah Registered User
    Peewi wrote: »
    Iriah wrote: »
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    That one is only annoying if you bother going for the achievement. Personally I didn't even notice it on my first playthrough.

    SO ANNOYING

    an amazing short film by a friend of mine!
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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
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    Douchebag on pretty much every possible level.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »
    Raiden wasn't near as much of a douche as his dumbass girlfriend Rose.

    Look, this theory gets tossed around, but its invalid because Rose molded herself and tossed away her personality to be the perfect woman for Raiden. Rose isn't a huge dumbass, Raiden loves women who are huge manipulative douchebags. Raiden gets the douchebag points there.

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User
    NATIK wrote: »
    I havent done that game light side yet, everytime I get to that point I kill him. How can you not kill him?

    Even looking at it from an totally RP perspective, sure Jaden calls Rosh his friend, but all we have seen of Rosh and Jaden is either:

    A: Rosh trying to kill Jaden
    or
    B: Jaden (and everyone else) being annoyed by Rosh.

    My only reasoning why Jaden wouldn't kill Rosh is along the lines of considering Rosh an unworthy reason to waste the energy required to kill him. By that point Rosh has shown himself to be such a useless, scumbag sack of shit that it's not even worth Jaden's while to cut his head off.

    From a game perspective, it just involved holding back long enough to let the cutscene start.

    It was a long couple of seconds, that I remember.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Derek Smart

    Edit: bwahaha beaten like five times.

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    scarab you have mental problems
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  • PeewiPeewi Enchanted, I'm sure Registered User regular
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    Just look at him. When you first meet him, he even says that you should not run away from him.
    WHY DO YOU THiNK PEOPLE WOULD RUN AWAY FROM YOU?! MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Oh and the Overseer from Fallout 1.



    Fuck.
    You.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User
    Stolls wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
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    Probably the only in-game civilian character that irritated me so much that I wanted to chuck him out a window. Possibly after setting him on fire.

    I have to say, he was a brilliant addition to the game as a result. Right down to his "RTFM" belt, he was a character that everyone loves to hate. I honestly hope that jerk returns in the sequel.

    It was especially brilliant when you discovered a discarded Cheetos packet on the floor, and that music cue plays, and you just know who's going to be around the next corner. That was a nice touch.

    BUT THEY DIDN'T LET YOU KILL HIM WHY COULDN'T THEY LET ME PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER FUCKING BULLETPROOF GLASS

    In Extraction Point,
    Spoiler:

    That, by itself, sums up the vast majority of my problems with F.E.A.R., which are otherwise rather few.

    It aint easy being cheesy.

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  • PeewiPeewi Enchanted, I'm sure Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User
    Peewi wrote: »
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    Just look at him. When you first meet him, he even says that you should not run away from him.
    WHY DO YOU THiNK PEOPLE WOULD RUN AWAY FROM YOU?! MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!

    Yea, I hate that guy too haha

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  • IriahIriah Registered User
    Does Glados count? She's awesome but she's a major fucking douchebag.

    an amazing short film by a friend of mine!
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Iriah wrote: »
    Does Glados count? She's awesome but she's a major fucking douchebag.

    No she wasn't. She was the hero and the "protagonist" was the douchebag omg mind blowing int3rpr3t4tion.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

    Yeah, thanks, doc.

    Then of course there's

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    YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW

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  • UltrachristUltrachrist Registered User
    kerrigan is a pretty big douchebag. Attacking allies in their sleep! NO DONT MAKE ME KILL FENIX

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  • IriahIriah Registered User
    Drez wrote: »
    Iriah wrote: »
    Does Glados count? She's awesome but she's a major fucking douchebag.

    No she wasn't. She was the hero and the "protagonist" was the douchebag omg mind blowing int3rpr3t4tion.

    SHE SUBVERTED FEMINISM BY BEING A WOMAN

    man I'm gonna write a blog on this shit

    an amazing short film by a friend of mine!
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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

    Yeah, thanks, doc.

    Then of course there's

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    YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW

    IF he counts as a douche rag, then so do they.

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

    Yeah, thanks, doc.

    Not so tough now, are ya? ARE YA?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

    Yeah, thanks, doc.

    Then of course there's

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    YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW

    whoah whoah whoahh there boy-o

    sonic? douchebag?

    Kuribo's Jew wrote: »
    scarab you have mental problems
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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.

    Yeah, thanks, doc.

    Then of course there's

    sonic.jpg

    YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW

    whoah whoah whoahh there boy-o

    sonic? douchebag?

    Sonic is cool in my book... as are the Mario Bros... so if Sonic is a douche, then Mario Bros have to go as well.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    To be fair sonic is kind of a douche.

    If he was in a movie he would be played by Tom Cruise.

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  • PeewiPeewi Enchanted, I'm sure Registered User regular
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    Gentlemen?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Oh yes, and I murdered your toys, too.

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  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    To be fair sonic is kind of a douche.

    If he was in a movie he would be played by Tom Cruise.

    I guess when I think of Sonic, I think of Sonic 1,2 & 3 (toss in S&K addon too) .... and maybe cause he didnt really have a voice, to me he doesn't seem to reflect much as a douche. I played bout' 5 min worth of the DC version and havent touched a Sonic since... so maybe he is a douche?

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User
    Peewi wrote: »
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    Gentlemen?

    If there was ever a clearer example needed of this, it's as follows.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84&feature=related

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
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    Gentlemen?

    What? Dude is awesome if you know how to play him.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Iriah wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Iriah wrote: »
    Does Glados count? She's awesome but she's a major fucking douchebag.

    No she wasn't. She was the hero and the "protagonist" was the douchebag omg mind blowing int3rpr3t4tion.

    SHE SUBVERTED FEMINISM BY BEING A WOMAN

    man I'm gonna write a blog on this shit

    That's pretty funny and scary because I was thinking the same thing and almost edited a similar comment into my post. Of course, I cannot edit my posts thanks to being jailed.

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  • CherrnCherrn Registered User
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    YOU DON'T JUST TAKE THE YATA MIRROR AND THE MAGATAMA OF YASAKANI LIKE THAT.

    God, what an ass.

    Edit: AND HE STRUTS AROUND WITH HIS FRENCH DERRIERE ACTING SO SMUG

    I hate him

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    Cherrn wrote: »
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    YOU DON'T JUST TAKE THE YATA MIRROR AND THE MAGATAMA OF YASAKANI LIKE THAT.

    God, what an ass.

    Now in super HI-DEF kids!

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  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    jothki wrote: »
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    Douchebag on pretty much every possible level.
    Spoiler:

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    Kelor wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
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    Douchebag on pretty much every possible level.
    Spoiler:

    Send flowers to her FTW.

    Poor, poor Elliot.

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  • -SPI--SPI- Registered User regular
    Hmm, I wonder which SNK fighting boss is the biggest douchebag?

    Geese would be up there, but he also happens to be badass. Although... TOO EASY! PREDICTABLE! RISING STOOOOOORRMMM! He is an enormous douche to fight against.

    Then you have Ru- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! er, what I meant to say is Ruga- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! God, fuck you Rugal you asshole!

    Even then he's got a sliver of awesome left. I think it would have to go to some completely unlikable and cheap shitfucker like Goenitz or Mizuchi/Orochi. Fuck those guys.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User
    MarkyX wrote: »
    Hotlead Junkie wrote: »
    LewieP wrote: »
    Derek Smart

    A description of who this is would be helpful.

    :(

    How can you not know him?

    I'v been out of the gaming loop for months now.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    Munkus Beaver

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  • PeewiPeewi Enchanted, I'm sure Registered User regular
    subedii wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
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    Gentlemen?

    What? Dude is awesome if you know how to play him.

    Screw that. Spies are one of the reasons I have played Pyro as much as I have.

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