Probably the only in-game civilian character that irritated me so much that I wanted to chuck him out a window. Possibly after setting him on fire.
I have to say, he was a brilliant addition to the game as a result. Right down to his "RTFM" belt, he was a character that everyone loves to hate. I honestly hope that jerk returns in the sequel.
It was especially brilliant when you discovered a discarded Cheetos packet on the floor, and that music cue plays, and you just know who's going to be around the next corner. That was a nice touch.
BUT THEY DIDN'T LET YOU KILL HIM WHY COULDN'T THEY LET ME PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER FUCKING BULLETPROOF GLASS
In Extraction Point,
the fucker is somehow still alive, despite being shot in the original game, despite every better character either being blown up, gunned down, ripped apart or killed off camera.
That, by itself, sums up the vast majority of my problems with F.E.A.R., which are otherwise rather few.
Raiden wasn't near as much of a douche as his dumbass girlfriend Rose.
Look, this theory gets tossed around, but its invalid because Rose molded herself and tossed away her personality to be the perfect woman for Raiden. Rose isn't a huge dumbass, Raiden loves women who are huge manipulative douchebags. Raiden gets the douchebag points there.
I havent done that game light side yet, everytime I get to that point I kill him. How can you not kill him?
Even looking at it from an totally RP perspective, sure Jaden calls Rosh his friend, but all we have seen of Rosh and Jaden is either:
A: Rosh trying to kill Jaden
or
B: Jaden (and everyone else) being annoyed by Rosh.
My only reasoning why Jaden wouldn't kill Rosh is along the lines of considering Rosh an unworthy reason to waste the energy required to kill him. By that point Rosh has shown himself to be such a useless, scumbag sack of shit that it's not even worth Jaden's while to cut his head off.
From a game perspective, it just involved holding back long enough to let the cutscene start.
Just look at him. When you first meet him, he even says that you should not run away from him.
WHY DO YOU THiNK PEOPLE WOULD RUN AWAY FROM YOU?! MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!
Probably the only in-game civilian character that irritated me so much that I wanted to chuck him out a window. Possibly after setting him on fire.
I have to say, he was a brilliant addition to the game as a result. Right down to his "RTFM" belt, he was a character that everyone loves to hate. I honestly hope that jerk returns in the sequel.
It was especially brilliant when you discovered a discarded Cheetos packet on the floor, and that music cue plays, and you just know who's going to be around the next corner. That was a nice touch.
BUT THEY DIDN'T LET YOU KILL HIM WHY COULDN'T THEY LET ME PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER FUCKING BULLETPROOF GLASS
In Extraction Point,
the fucker is somehow still alive, despite being shot in the original game, despite every better character either being blown up, gunned down, ripped apart or killed off camera.
That, by itself, sums up the vast majority of my problems with F.E.A.R., which are otherwise rather few.
Just look at him. When you first meet him, he even says that you should not run away from him.
WHY DO YOU THiNK PEOPLE WOULD RUN AWAY FROM YOU?! MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!
If he was in a movie he would be played by Tom Cruise.
I guess when I think of Sonic, I think of Sonic 1,2 & 3 (toss in S&K addon too) .... and maybe cause he didnt really have a voice, to me he doesn't seem to reflect much as a douche. I played bout' 5 min worth of the DC version and havent touched a Sonic since... so maybe he is a douche?
Does Glados count? She's awesome but she's a major fucking douchebag.
No she wasn't. She was the hero and the "protagonist" was the douchebag omg mind blowing int3rpr3t4tion.
SHE SUBVERTED FEMINISM BY BEING A WOMAN
man I'm gonna write a blog on this shit
That's pretty funny and scary because I was thinking the same thing and almost edited a similar comment into my post. Of course, I cannot edit my posts thanks to being jailed.
Hmm, I wonder which SNK fighting boss is the biggest douchebag?
Geese would be up there, but he also happens to be badass. Although... TOO EASY! PREDICTABLE! RISING STOOOOOORRMMM! He is an enormous douche to fight against.
Then you have Ru- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! er, what I meant to say is Ruga- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! God, fuck you Rugal you asshole!
Even then he's got a sliver of awesome left. I think it would have to go to some completely unlikable and cheap shitfucker like Goenitz or Mizuchi/Orochi. Fuck those guys.
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As is Wesker.
Also the villain from Manhunt.
Also Renegade Commander Shepard.
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TAUNTING ME AS HE TUMBLES OFF MY CAR OVER AND OVER
AND OVER
AND OVER
You know it's true. The voice actor makes it 10x worse, though. What a whiny little dweeb... and those shorts. The awful, awful shorts.
That one is only annoying if you bother going for the achievement. Personally I didn't even notice it on my first playthrough.
In Extraction Point,
That, by itself, sums up the vast majority of my problems with F.E.A.R., which are otherwise rather few.
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SO ANNOYING
Douchebag on pretty much every possible level.
Look, this theory gets tossed around, but its invalid because Rose molded herself and tossed away her personality to be the perfect woman for Raiden. Rose isn't a huge dumbass, Raiden loves women who are huge manipulative douchebags. Raiden gets the douchebag points there.
My only reasoning why Jaden wouldn't kill Rosh is along the lines of considering Rosh an unworthy reason to waste the energy required to kill him. By that point Rosh has shown himself to be such a useless, scumbag sack of shit that it's not even worth Jaden's while to cut his head off.
From a game perspective, it just involved holding back long enough to let the cutscene start.
It was a long couple of seconds, that I remember.
Edit: bwahaha beaten like five times.
Just look at him. When you first meet him, he even says that you should not run away from him.
WHY DO YOU THiNK PEOPLE WOULD RUN AWAY FROM YOU?! MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!
NEED A TELEPORTAH HERE
Fuck.
You.
It aint easy being cheesy.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.
Yea, I hate that guy too haha
No she wasn't. She was the hero and the "protagonist" was the douchebag omg mind blowing int3rpr3t4tion.
Yeah, thanks, doc.
Then of course there's
YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW
SHE SUBVERTED FEMINISM BY BEING A WOMAN
man I'm gonna write a blog on this shit
IF he counts as a douche rag, then so do they.
Not so tough now, are ya? ARE YA?
whoah whoah whoahh there boy-o
sonic? douchebag?
Sonic is cool in my book... as are the Mario Bros... so if Sonic is a douche, then Mario Bros have to go as well.
If he was in a movie he would be played by Tom Cruise.
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I guess when I think of Sonic, I think of Sonic 1,2 & 3 (toss in S&K addon too) .... and maybe cause he didnt really have a voice, to me he doesn't seem to reflect much as a douche. I played bout' 5 min worth of the DC version and havent touched a Sonic since... so maybe he is a douche?
If there was ever a clearer example needed of this, it's as follows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84&feature=related
What? Dude is awesome if you know how to play him.
That's pretty funny and scary because I was thinking the same thing and almost edited a similar comment into my post. Of course, I cannot edit my posts thanks to being jailed.
YOU DON'T JUST TAKE THE YATA MIRROR AND THE MAGATAMA OF YASAKANI LIKE THAT.
God, what an ass.
Edit: AND HE STRUTS AROUND WITH HIS FRENCH DERRIERE ACTING SO SMUG
I hate him
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Send flowers to her FTW.
Poor, poor Elliot.
Geese would be up there, but he also happens to be badass. Although... TOO EASY! PREDICTABLE! RISING STOOOOOORRMMM! He is an enormous douche to fight against.
Then you have Ru- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! er, what I meant to say is Ruga- GENOCIDE CUTTER HAHAHA! God, fuck you Rugal you asshole!
Even then he's got a sliver of awesome left. I think it would have to go to some completely unlikable and cheap shitfucker like Goenitz or Mizuchi/Orochi. Fuck those guys.
I'v been out of the gaming loop for months now.
Screw that. Spies are one of the reasons I have played Pyro as much as I have.