Where I live is pretty good for not getting mugged, walk 20 minutes though and it is pretty good for some crazy bitch robbing people at knife point repeatedly for like a stretch of a month or two. Was a year or two ago though.
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I found a spray can without a bottom on it in my backyard today, after people had been throwing shit that makes boom noises in a fire two houses down. You dicks could've fucking burnt my house down, I'm going to castrate you while you sleep.
My mom was mugged a few years back in front of a Publix. The mugger got her purse but was later caught trying to use a check to pay for his girlfriends cheerleading stuff.
Another story is one of my sisters friends was drunk after clubbing and some punks tried to jack his car and starting beating on him, until a bum saved him.
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When I was 11 I was walking home from a snowball fight or some shit
Around the corner from my house, a group of like twelve ghetto kids ranging from 11-18 corner me. The older one punches me in the face, they harass me for awhile, the others try to hit me but I dodge them like a squirrel on meth or something. Long story short, some dude in a car saw them assaulting me and asked if I was okay, at which point all of the ghetto dudes cracked off.
It was so fucking stupid. They kept asking me to give them my boots, even though they all had nicer snowboots then me. When I refused to do that, they asked me to empty my pockets, and proceeded to take the only thing I had on me, a tin of fucking altoids
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edited June 2008
I actually get fucked with all the time since I live in crack city, USA
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
Bel if your mom didn't have a jaw she wouldn't have been punched in it
think about that
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Fighting to impress a girl is just stupid. Especially if you lose badly. Nothing like being sexually frustrated and then emasculated in front of a group of people, only to then know the object of your desire is fucking the other dude.
Of course I beat the ever living crap out of some shithead in highschool because he asked my GF to the prom and wouldn't stop harassing her. I had one of those neanderthal meathead moments.
I actually get fucked with all the time since I live in crack city, USA
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
All of this is in the Richmond Travel Brochure
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I actually get fucked with all the time since I live in crack city, USA
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
I got pushed down half a flight of stairs by a bouncer at a bar one time. Thank goodness i was drunk, or I probably would have broken my neck. Just woke up the next morning with a few scrapes and a butt bruise.
I actually get fucked with all the time since I live in crack city, USA
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
All of this is in the Richmond Travel Brochure
It's pretty much our main tourist opportunity
Also one time my friend and I picked up a homeless guy and asked him where we could get weed. He lead us into the most dangerous part of the city, a place you don't go unless you're driving at high speeds behind tinted windows or you live there. Anyway, we got stopped by like several different groups of scary obviously insane people, but our homeless buddy knew them all and gave them the thumbs up not to kill and rob us.
Long story short, some bitch he knew named Shiela ripped us off for $13 and we never got our pot. Bitch.
Also, another friend of mine got shot in the ass trying to buy pot. He asked a guy for weed, the guy said "NAW, I AIN'T GOT WEED, BUT I GOT CRACK YOU CAN BUY" he said he didn't want crack, the dealer insisted, my friend still didn't want it, so crackman tried to take my friends shit. And, being an idiot, my friend didn't give him any money he just ran the fuck away, and got a bullet lodged right in his ass.
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I had a bouncer at a bar smack me in the back of the head and told me to shut the fuck up. When I turned around he said "sorry, wrong guy" and walked off like an oaf. Luckily the bar manager who told him to eject the guy at the next table saw it and came over to apologize. We got a bunch of free drinks and I told the guy all was cool. The bouncer came back later to say sorry, and I said all was forgiven if he let me take a picture like I was kicking his ass. The dude was like 7 foot tall and ripped, and let my friend take the picture. He was cool about it.
I actually get fucked with all the time since I live in crack city, USA
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
All of this is in the Richmond Travel Brochure
It's pretty much our main tourist opportunity
Also one time my friend and I picked up a homeless guy and asked him where we could get weed. He lead us into the most dangerous part of the city, a place you don't go unless you're driving at high speeds behind tinted windows or you live there. Anyway, we got stopped by like several different groups of scary obviously insane people, but our homeless buddy knew them all and gave them the thumbs up not to kill and rob us.
Long story short, some bitch he knew named Shiela ripped us off for $13 and we never got our pot. Bitch.
Also, another friend of mine got shot in the ass trying to buy pot. He asked a guy for weed, the guy said "NAW, I AIN'T GOT WEED, BUT I GOT CRACK YOU CAN BUY" he said he didn't want crack, the dealer insisted, my friend still didn't want it, so crackman tried to take my friends shit. And, being an idiot, my friend didn't give him any money he just ran the fuck away, and got a bullet lodged right in his ass.
Whenever anyone says that my response now is flick a cigarette butt at them and pedal faster
[edit] I am also a bike elitist since my dad is a huge bike nerd. What company does your dad work for? I love bikes so much.
He's an independent sales rep, he sells shit from like ten different companies to bike shops. Currently his biggest company is Louis Garneau, which is all clothing and such I believe. I don't really know which bike companies he's working for right now, but I know in the past he has worked for Haro and Fuji and probably others that I'm forgetting about.
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Whenever anyone says that my response now is flick a cigarette butt at them and pedal faster
[edit] I am also a bike elitist since my dad is a huge bike nerd. What company does your dad work for? I love bikes so much.
He's an independent sales rep, he sells shit from like ten different companies to bike shops. Currently his biggest company is Louis Garneau, which is all clothing and such I believe. I don't really know which bike companies he's working for right now, but I know in the past he has worked for Haro and Fuji and probably others that I'm forgetting about.
That's awesome. People who ride bikes are awesome.
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Another story is one of my sisters friends was drunk after clubbing and some punks tried to jack his car and starting beating on him, until a bum saved him.
the mugger took all his sketches (including the ones he was going to send me)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
but my friends made me let it go
they probably saved my life
also, i've been in like 3 serious fights in my life, but one was a pretty big bar fight that spilled outside
it was even ethnically charged!!
Around the corner from my house, a group of like twelve ghetto kids ranging from 11-18 corner me. The older one punches me in the face, they harass me for awhile, the others try to hit me but I dodge them like a squirrel on meth or something. Long story short, some dude in a car saw them assaulting me and asked if I was okay, at which point all of the ghetto dudes cracked off.
It was so fucking stupid. They kept asking me to give them my boots, even though they all had nicer snowboots then me. When I refused to do that, they asked me to empty my pockets, and proceeded to take the only thing I had on me, a tin of fucking altoids
its like crack
only not really to them
because they already have crack, you see
cause thats what I probably came close to dying doing
no, but i got into one of those fights trying to protect my sister
I had a bunch of thugged out guys chase me for half a block yelling, "GIMME YO BIKE" which happens a lot since I have a fancy schwinn
I had two thugs in a car tailgating me on my bike (within ~1 foot of my back tire) and when I yelled "CUT THAT OUT, ASSHOLES" they spit on my face, then tried to run me over and I almost died swerving around in the middle of a major street avoiding their attempts to squish me.
Lots of other times I've been fucked with, but I've avoided a situation by playing it cool and lighting up a cigarette and generally pretending I'm totally not the legitimate white guy I am
think about that
Of course I beat the ever living crap out of some shithead in highschool because he asked my GF to the prom and wouldn't stop harassing her. I had one of those neanderthal meathead moments.
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All of this is in the Richmond Travel Brochure
Which section is that under?
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It's pretty much our main tourist opportunity
Also one time my friend and I picked up a homeless guy and asked him where we could get weed. He lead us into the most dangerous part of the city, a place you don't go unless you're driving at high speeds behind tinted windows or you live there. Anyway, we got stopped by like several different groups of scary obviously insane people, but our homeless buddy knew them all and gave them the thumbs up not to kill and rob us.
Long story short, some bitch he knew named Shiela ripped us off for $13 and we never got our pot. Bitch.
Also, another friend of mine got shot in the ass trying to buy pot. He asked a guy for weed, the guy said "NAW, I AIN'T GOT WEED, BUT I GOT CRACK YOU CAN BUY" he said he didn't want crack, the dealer insisted, my friend still didn't want it, so crackman tried to take my friends shit. And, being an idiot, my friend didn't give him any money he just ran the fuck away, and got a bullet lodged right in his ass.
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that is an awesome sales tactic
Really...it's like perfect marketing.
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"HELL NAW, I AINT GOT NO LAMPS. HERE, BUY THIS UNDERWEAR"
"But I dont want underwear."
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY ANYWAYS"
"No way!" (Run off to hide)
/SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS
i bet you'll buy that fucking underwear next time
Ahahaha
I actually have a pretty goddamn nice Schwinn roadbike
It cost my dad about $1300 in 2001, it's got a nice light carbon-fiber frame and a pretty fancy crank
Oh okay that is pretty good.
I'm just elitist about bikes because my dad is in the industry.
[edit] I am also a bike elitist since my dad is a huge bike nerd. What company does your dad work for? I love bikes so much.
shooting customers in the ass also seems like a perfect underwear-selling tactic.
you'll need new drawers after your butt bleeds.
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He's an independent sales rep, he sells shit from like ten different companies to bike shops. Currently his biggest company is Louis Garneau, which is all clothing and such I believe. I don't really know which bike companies he's working for right now, but I know in the past he has worked for Haro and Fuji and probably others that I'm forgetting about.
That's awesome. People who ride bikes are awesome.
exactly
i mean its a win-win situation