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The muggening

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    3600 seconds.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    tick

    tock

    tick

    tock

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sixty minutes? that is more than 59 minutes.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    This isn't a leap minute year, missy.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Only slightly.
    By like, almost 2% gosh.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    one two three oclock four oclock, rock
    five six seven oclock eight oclock, rock,
    nine ten eleven oclock twelve oclock, rock


    were gonna rock around the clock tonight.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    time time lol

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    waiting for Tee-dot

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    clocks, ticks, lol.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    well then good job gay commandoes! tip top job! pedicures for everyone!

    8-)

    also, this story brightened my day

    stories of gay vigilantes are wonderful

    we are dangerous and stand for truth, justice, and high fashion.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    well then good job gay commandoes! tip top job! pedicures for everyone!

    8-)

    also, this story brightened my day

    stories of gay vigilantes are wonderful

    we are dangerous and stand for truth, justice, and high fashion.

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    approves

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville, tell the gays thanks for me

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    neville, tell the gays thanks for me

    Consider it done, m'dear.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's all apart of the gay conspiracy, they paid that hobo to punch your mom.

    Don't trust the gays.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I never been robbed ever

    weird

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The OP is a startlingly good SE++ analogue.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had my DS stolen from my glove box once.

    The one night that I forgot to lock my car AND forgot to close the garage door.

    Then yesterday I spilt coffee all over my new DS, I think it's OK though

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got mugged once when I was 14. They took my wallet and my Jacket. And it was a nice fucking jacket.

    And attempted muggery when I was 18. In which I punched the guy in the head as hard as i could then ran away. I ended up with a broken knuckle, but still had my fucking jacket.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wish we could get some muggers talking in this thread, like about how they go about mugging people and stuff.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I tried mugging a lady once, but all that happened was I got the shit kicked out of me by three guys with really nice hair.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Has Pooro been in here yet?

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    SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've had my socks stolen from a public swimming pool once.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    neville, tell the gays thanks for me

    Consider it done, m'dear.

    getting the worst gay to inform the gay militias

    not a wise choice for emissary, bel

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I tried mugging a lady once, but all that happened was I got the shit kicked out of me by three guys with really nice hair.
    i'm tha guy in da op

    fuck you, jedoc.

    You're assuming this is the first operation the Gay Commandos have ever pulled.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I tried mugging a lady once, but all that happened was I got the shit kicked out of me by three guys with really nice hair.
    i'm tha guy in da op

    fuck you, jedoc.

    You're assuming this is the first operation the Gay Commandos have ever pulled.

    More like Homoercinaries.

    Which would make Fiz and Redeemer prime suspects for that role.

    Deadpool and Taskmaster, eh?

    A perfect pair of Homoercinaries

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was going to go with "hommandos," but something about it just didn't work for me.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    hom-MAN-os

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The charge of the light in the loafers brigade.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Your mom was saved by the gay Charlie's Angels.

    This is why I love SE (++).

    I am sigging that.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Back when I was delivering pizzas about six guys jumped me when I was deliverying pizzas. Well not really, three guys ran off with the food and the other three guys stayed to beat the shit out of me. I don't really remember the first couple of punches. But I clearly remember hitting the floor catching myself with my hands and thinking two words, "Fuck this". I bounced right up charged one guy into my car and then started beating down of the guy next to him. I think at that stage the guy now on my car and the third guy thought it wasn't worth sticking around and they high tailed it off and the guy that was left fighting me eventually ran off too. I stood there for a bit and yelled abuse at them.

    All for like 40 bucks worth of pizza.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's pretty much what you get for not taking a sword with you on deliveries.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck that son, I want to roll with one of these.

    http://www.waspknife.com/index.php

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Fuck that son, I want to roll with one of these.

    http://www.waspknife.com/index.php

    What the fuck is that? I saw the video and I still don't know what the fuck that is.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Fuck that son, I want to roll with one of these.

    http://www.waspknife.com/index.php

    What the fuck is that? I saw the video and I still don't know what the fuck that is.

    you stab someone and then inject compressed air into them, collapsing their lungs and causing them to suffocate

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Fuck that son, I want to roll with one of these.

    http://www.waspknife.com/index.php

    What the fuck is that? I saw the video and I still don't know what the fuck that is.

    Step 1: Stab someone.

    Step 2: Push the little button.

    Step 3: Watch the pressurised little can of awesomeness inject freezing pressurised gas into your target and watch them explode.

    Step 4: I don't know wash the blood off or something.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Goddamnit. That is the dumbest shit I've heard in my life.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    knife fetishists scare me a lot

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Goddamnit. That is the dumbest shit I've heard in my life.

    What is so dumb about causing people to EXPLODE?
    it is probably a good way to stop someone in their tracks, however I think a normal knife would do the same thing, just in a couple of different spots.

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