My bike was stolen Freshamn year at college
Apparently this happens to everyone there
That's hazing.
It's against the law.
No it's more like
Every Freshman at UCSB is stupid enough to buy a brand new bike
And every Freshman is stupid enough to buy the cheapest kind of lock that is easy to break
Also students are regularly away from their bikes for hours at a time
Thanks for ruining my joke.
You already did that when you told it
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I watch your gift ( Seven Samurai) at least once a month ;-)
=D I am glad you like it.
I am glad I ordered it via Amazon, I would have watched it and then never sent it if I had bought it myself.
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edited September 2008
Also in High School my TI-83 got stolen
I think that's also fairly common
I remember one day some shit heel tried to sell me one of many he had proudly nicked
I still wish I had narc'ed on him
Man I had my Ti-83 stolen too
And it was right after my teacher decided to be a bitch and not allow anyone to use any of the 20 or so she had in the room for just such an occasion
Also in High School my TI-83 got stolen
I think that's also fairly common
I remember one day some shit heel tried to sell me one of many he had proudly nicked
I still wish I had narc'ed on him
I was the biggest snitch.
I turned a kid in for smoking.
In my defense, it was PE and I'm allergic to tobacco.
ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Actually, the one time I got in-school suspension, I thought it would be a good idea to bring my gameboy. My NES edition GBA SP. With copies of FFIV Advance and the original Tetris. I don't know why I brought it, as I was not allowed to play it, and the kind of kids who were there were not the most scrupulous motherfuckers around. It was all stolen, and I am never getting any of it back. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit.
Oh and fire red was either lost or stolen on another occasion.
I managed to pocket a hundred dollar bill that was floating around in the halls just before my history class during my freshman year. Funny thing was it belonged to head asshole in my class. Apparently he had just lost it. He was pretty pissed about losing it and I had the biggest smile on the entire time he ranted about it.
Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Things I've had stolen from me:
Car
Car Stereo
Pile of CDs in Car
Multiple MP3 players
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Wristwatch
DS Lite in case with about 15 games
Stupidly Expensive Sunglasses
There are probably a lot more that I'm not thinking of right now.
FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
Stealing bikes is like a national pastime in the Netherlands. Seriously. I once stayed with some distant cousin for a couple of weeks. He had two bikes stolen in that time.
He used to leave his truck unlocked on the street, but had a marine-grade industrial chain to lock up his bike.
I would be very pissed if someone stole my new bike. Which reminds me I need to buy a lock for the bike, which is very annoying because I bought all sorts of other accessories and crap when I got the new bike but still forgot the lock.
I managed to pocket a hundred dollar bill that was floating around in the halls just before my history class during my freshman year. Funny thing was it belonged to head asshole in my class. Apparently he had just lost it. He was pretty pissed about losing it and I had the biggest smile on the entire time he ranted about it.
Also, that's awesome bombardier,
are you sure the head asshole in the class wasn't you?
this seemed like the type of story an head asshole would tell.
A friend once had everything stolen apart from the frame. They took both wheels, the seat and his handle bars but were too lazy to cut the chain around the frame and take that. So he had to walk home from work with just a bike frame. Was probably immigrants.
A friend once had everything stolen apart from the frame. They took both wheels, the seat and his handle bars but were too lazy to cut the chain around the frame and take that. So he had to walk home from work with just a bike frame. Was probably immigrants.
Man, fuck
Seems like it'd almost be cheaper just to buy a used bike instead of buying all the new parts he'd need.
someone stole the seat and back tire off my new bike when i was 12 it broke my heart
nice story to make you feel better about people not stealing:
i left my ipod on top of a payphone in my university
left for a few hours, realized i didn't have my ipod, panicked, went to front desk in the off chance that someone had turned it in
some girl had
so i sent her an email of thanks
and she told me to "pay it forward"
thanks haley joel osment!
I mean seriously when I see an unlocked bike I want to steal it on principal.
But I dont because im such a nice guy!
Shit dude I lock mine up and make sure it's locked before I even take a step away from the bike. Ain't gonna leave it unlocked when I'm doing my thing around campus for a few hours
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=D I am glad you like it.
I am glad I ordered it via Amazon, I would have watched it and then never sent it if I had bought it myself.
man sometimes I wish I was a small kid again
just so I could play with toys like that
I think that's also fairly common
I remember one day some shit heel tried to sell me one of many he had proudly nicked
I still wish I had narc'ed on him
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And it was right after my teacher decided to be a bitch and not allow anyone to use any of the 20 or so she had in the room for just such an occasion
I was the biggest snitch.
I turned a kid in for smoking.
In my defense, it was PE and I'm allergic to tobacco.
I call bullshit.
Oh and fire red was either lost or stolen on another occasion.
I smoke cigarrettes after nights of heavy drinking from time to time, but then I have perpetual phlegm for about 3 weeks after.
fucking gypsies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-oWBh9Ow
Also, that's awesome bombardier,
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Me and my buddies walked up to Target and saw the bike against the wall.
Stole that bitch back.
Seriously, why would you take that? It makes no sense. Of all the things in a given laundry room, it's probably one of the least valuable.
Car
Car Stereo
Pile of CDs in Car
Multiple MP3 players
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Wristwatch
DS Lite in case with about 15 games
Stupidly Expensive Sunglasses
There are probably a lot more that I'm not thinking of right now.
That was about eight to ten miles. Dang.
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He used to leave his truck unlocked on the street, but had a marine-grade industrial chain to lock up his bike.
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are you sure the head asshole in the class wasn't you?
this seemed like the type of story an head asshole would tell.
Man, fuck
Seems like it'd almost be cheaper just to buy a used bike instead of buying all the new parts he'd need.
Shit dude I think it's funny
There was a reason I made a thread about it. You guys joking about stealing it yourselves and shit like that makes me laugh.
nice story to make you feel better about people not stealing:
i left my ipod on top of a payphone in my university
left for a few hours, realized i didn't have my ipod, panicked, went to front desk in the off chance that someone had turned it in
some girl had
so i sent her an email of thanks
and she told me to "pay it forward"
thanks haley joel osment!
Fuck those gypsy sons of bitches I'm gonna fucking piss on all of them while they sleep
But I dont because im such a nice guy!
Oh, the bike was locked. Fucking gypsies used their gypsy magic to steal it.
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Shit dude I lock mine up and make sure it's locked before I even take a step away from the bike. Ain't gonna leave it unlocked when I'm doing my thing around campus for a few hours
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