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    KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    .. its ironic that some one able to spend 4 million on a hooker actually needs to pay to get laid

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the problem here is the involvement of money. right now, a price tag has been assigned to a so called "virtue". Someone has managed to keep their legs closed for 22 years and is now cashing in on the investment (though I think she is conducting a noble social experiment at the cost of a personal sacrifice).

    I am an outsider to the world of sex so to me virginity is a part of my daily life.

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    K...homework for tonight: go take someones' virginity.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2009
    I think if I tried this, the most lucrative offer I'd end up getting would be a receiving t-shirt that said, "I Set Up a Massive Publicity Stunt to Auction Off My Virginity And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" for my troubles.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I think that women are more for the loving relationship that builds to taking virginity. I don't really know many (if any) women that would have sex with someone just to take their virginity.

    I wonder what percentage of women who lose their virginity remain with the guy who took it. Not all women are the same. some have lower breaking points.

    I think the common idea is that virginity is a prize for all your hard work.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think if I tried this, the most lucrative offer I'd end up getting would be a receiving t-shirt that said, "I Set Up a Massive Publicity Stunt to Auction Off My Virginity And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" for my troubles.

    Dude we got the same shirt! High five!

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    K...homework for tonight: go take someones' virginity.
    If you have any trouble finding someo---

    ...

    uhm...*ahem*



    Why are we even arguing about this? I thought it was an accepted fact that women are just objects. I was just hearing someone talk about how all reality is is two people agreeing that some perception is true...

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Women are just vessels that accept a man's seed, and the opportunity for a man to be the first to put is seed there is very important.

    Or just observe any creature in the animal kingdom and notice that males are always strutting around trying to impress females and score some sweet reproductive action, and the females get to be picky and turn their noses/snouts/beaks up whenever they feel like it. This dude paying 3.7 million is really just engaging in the animalistic act of showing off his bright plumage or big antlers.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait... he's bringing animals now?

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    GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Ok, virgins aren't very good in bed. This is because they've never had sex. I've never understood why some guys are all into virgins. A woman should be out there looking for a skilled lover to take her virginity so that she isn't completely put off of sex after the first time. Really, sex is much like art. Practice will only improve your skill and technique. This is why men like prostitutes. You pay them to do all those things that the girl next door doesn't know how to do. (I never have nor ever will pay for sex. Just for the record.)

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wish someone would pay $3.7 million to take my virginity. I would feel powerful. [edit] OH SNAP OLLY MOSS!

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grifter wrote: »
    Ok, virgins aren't very good in bed. This is because they've never had sex. I've never understood why some guys are all into virgins. A woman should be out there looking for a skilled lover to take her virginity so that she isn't completely put off of sex after the first time. Really, sex is much like art. Practice will only improve your skill and technique. This is why men like prostitutes. You pay them to do all those things that the girl next door doesn't know how to do. (I never have nor ever will pay for sex. Just for the record.)

    Why can't people just have sex with someone they love? Isn't that more fulfilling than having sex with someone who's just good at it?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In theory, that's true. But if the person you love isn't any good at it, you're probably going to become pretty dissatisfied at some point, and that leads to its own host of problems.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Beavo, you're just jealous that no one paid you $3.7 million for your first time

    i wish i got something at all out of my first time

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    In theory, that's true. But if the person you love isn't any good at it, you're probably going to become pretty dissatisfied at some point, and that leads to its own host of problems.

    That's why communication is key.

    Also porn.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Very true. But even with that it still doesn't always turn out the best. Compatibility is a tricky bastard.

    beavotron wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Beavo, you're just jealous that no one paid you $3.7 million for your first time

    i wish i got something at all out of my first time

    You should write a letter to the guy at least once a month to let him know how disappointing it was

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Very true. But even with that it still doesn't always turn out the best. Compatibility is a tricky bastard.

    beavotron wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Beavo, you're just jealous that no one paid you $3.7 million for your first time

    i wish i got something at all out of my first time

    You should write a letter to the guy at least once a month to let him know how disappointing it was

    dear nick,
    just me again, monthly letter to remind you that my first time on your parent's laundry room floor drunk off revs was awful
    and no it was not possible that i just "didn't have the proper holes" you are just stupid.

    sincerely,
    beav.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If that's even remotely true, I feel absolutely terrible for laughing about it :(

    If it is true, I'll make it up to you some how.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    GrifterGrifter BermudaModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Oh man, that's some fucked up shit right there.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If you think thats bad wait til next months letter.

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    Cheese.
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Grifter wrote: »
    Ok, virgins aren't very good in bed. This is because they've never had sex. I've never understood why some guys are all into virgins. A woman should be out there looking for a skilled lover to take her virginity so that she isn't completely put off of sex after the first time. Really, sex is much like art. Practice will only improve your skill and technique. This is why men like prostitutes. You pay them to do all those things that the girl next door doesn't know how to do. (I never have nor ever will pay for sex. Just for the record.)

    Why can't people just have sex with someone they love? Isn't that more fulfilling than having sex with someone who's just good at it?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahalove

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love you

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Grifter wrote: »
    Ok, virgins aren't very good in bed. This is because they've never had sex. I've never understood why some guys are all into virgins. A woman should be out there looking for a skilled lover to take her virginity so that she isn't completely put off of sex after the first time. Really, sex is much like art. Practice will only improve your skill and technique. This is why men like prostitutes. You pay them to do all those things that the girl next door doesn't know how to do. (I never have nor ever will pay for sex. Just for the record.)

    Why can't people just have sex with someone they love? Isn't that more fulfilling than having sex with someone who's just good at it?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahalove

    Because some people just want a quick shag with no social obligation. Sex isn't only a culmination of a meaningful relationship- it's also a quicker, arguably safer way to get a level of pleasure that only narcotics can provide as quickly.

    Tam on
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    If that's even remotely true, I feel absolutely terrible for laughing about it :(

    If it is true, I'll make it up to you some how.

    it's 100% true

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hahahaha oh jesus beavo...maybe I should start writing letters to that guy telling him he's an asshole

    just so that he really gets it

    I am sorry that happened!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Going back to that girl selling her virginity.....who's to prove she's a virgin, anyway? How could anybody tell, unless they take her word for it? If you're thinking of the hymen and all that can be broken before a girl has sex. Sooooooooooo

    She could do this every year under a different name hahaha

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sexual critique sounds like the most embarrassing sort of letter a person could receive.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Very true. But even with that it still doesn't always turn out the best. Compatibility is a tricky bastard.

    beavotron wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    Beavo, you're just jealous that no one paid you $3.7 million for your first time

    i wish i got something at all out of my first time

    You should write a letter to the guy at least once a month to let him know how disappointing it was

    dear nick,
    just me again, monthly letter to remind you that my first time on your parent's laundry room floor drunk off revs was awful
    and no it was not possible that i just "didn't have the proper holes" you are just stupid.

    sincerely,
    beav.

    Also you should ask him for $3.7 million in compensation.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Grifter wrote: »
    Ok, virgins aren't very good in bed. This is because they've never had sex. I've never understood why some guys are all into virgins. A woman should be out there looking for a skilled lover to take her virginity so that she isn't completely put off of sex after the first time. Really, sex is much like art. Practice will only improve your skill and technique. This is why men like prostitutes. You pay them to do all those things that the girl next door doesn't know how to do. (I never have nor ever will pay for sex. Just for the record.)

    Why can't people just have sex with someone they love? Isn't that more fulfilling than having sex with someone who's just good at it?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahalove

    Because some people just want a quick shag with no social obligation. Sex isn't only a culmination of a meaningful relationship- it's also a quicker, arguably safer way to get a level of pleasure that only narcotics can provide as quickly.

    This too. But yeah, love adds a nice extra layer of awesome to it, but if they suck at it then you're still left with a shitty sex life. I guess for some people that doesn't really matter, and for some it does. Different strokes for different folks, you know :winky:


    Also yeah Beavo that sucks ass and I hope you punched the jackass in the nose.

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    who's to prove she's a virgin, anyway? How could anybody tell, unless they take her word for it? If you're thinking of the hymen and all that can be broken before a girl has sex.

    Not to mention hymen reconstruction.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    crawdaddio wrote: »
    who's to prove she's a virgin, anyway? How could anybody tell, unless they take her word for it? If you're thinking of the hymen and all that can be broken before a girl has sex.

    Not to mention hymen reconstruction.

    Auuuuuugh god I don't want to even think about that.

    I read somewheres that sometimes girls "back in the day" (1800's-ish) would have theirs repaired dozens of times, maybe more.

    MAJOR D:

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The greatest caper in history.

    Anyways virgin or not...would be nice to find a girl that won't abandon me at the slightest whim.

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Somehow I find that claim to be very highly suspect.

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Honestly, I'd personally be okay with the hymen not being there...the whole rupturing a membrane thing has always been the most inexplicable part of the biology of sex for me. I mean, seriously, what's the damn thing for?

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    BetelgeuseBetelgeuse Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's there so men can catch filthy women in their dirty lies and stone them to death for being impure. What else?

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    craw wrote:
    Honestly, I'd personally be okay with the hymen not being there...the whole rupturing a membrane thing has always been the most inexplicable part of the biology of sex for me. I mean, seriously, what's the damn thing for?

    For breaking, it's like hiroshima, it really doesn't make much sense until you blow it up.
    God I hope we don't have any people from hiroshima who post here. D:

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    crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    It's there so men can catch filthy women in their dirty lies and stone them to death for being impure. What else?
    Good point...I do take for granted how easy it is to stone them filthy women to death...

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You are all horrible people, and make me feel good about myself in turn.

    rts on
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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    It's there so men can catch filthy women in their dirty lies and stone them to death for being impure. What else?

    Truly the finest example of intelligent design.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Betelgeuse wrote: »
    It's there so men can catch filthy women in their dirty lies and stone them to death for being impure. What else?

    Truly the finest example of intelligent design.

    hahahhahah excellent

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    If that's even remotely true, I feel absolutely terrible for laughing about it :(

    If it is true, I'll make it up to you some how.

    it's 100% true

    Oh damn...

    Name it, and I'll make it up to you.
    Betelgeuse wrote: »

    This too. But yeah, love adds a nice extra layer of awesome to it, but if they suck at it then you're still left with a shitty sex life. I guess for some people that doesn't really matter, and for some it does. Different strokes for different folks, you know :winky:

    My point is that you don't need to be stuck in a shitty sex life if you talk to the person about. Say "Your fucking doing it wrong" and usually they'll listen.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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