Whenever I think of Vegetarians I think of Ray Smuckles' mom consoling Pat about the duck that bit his penis when he was seven going on about how he didn't need to be afraid of animals any more.
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Titties Fett?
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I kind of want to add some tips to the next ad I put up, just because I'm really tired of some of these stupid mistakes people are making. It's not that they're wasting my time, I feel like it's more insulting that they aren't even trying.
another protip:
If you've done something and you want me to know about it, it should be in BOTH your resume and cover letter. Don't tell me how you've done something in your cover letter, and then not have it reflected in your resume. If it isn't professional experience, that's why people list their hobbies and shit. And if it is some professional experience that is directly related to the job you're applying for... why the fuck aren't you putting it on your resume?
I kind of want to add some tips to the next ad I put up, just because I'm really tired of some of these stupid mistakes people are making. It's not that they're wasting my time, I feel like it's more insulting that they aren't even trying.
another protip:
If you've done something and you want me to know about it, it should be in BOTH your resume and cover letter. Don't tell me how you've done something in your cover letter, and then not have it reflected in your resume. If it isn't professional experience, that's why people list their hobbies and shit. And if it is some professional experience that is directly related to the job you're applying for... why the fuck aren't you putting it on your resume?
thats actually interesting, because i was always told not to repeat something in the cover letter that i have in my resume, because that is what the resume is for..
i have always sucked at cover letters
resumes, eh - trying to write up one now and make it different, more professional
but cover letters?
"hi im pretty cool okay so like, yknow, hire me because this job seems like something i want."
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Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.
So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?
References always help, too.
But if you're cover letter says that you're perfect for the job because you worked as a fluffer in porn and then your resume makes no mention of this, then you're doing it wrong
Cover letters should be personal, resume should be factual.
So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?
References always help, too.
But if you're cover letter says that you're perfect for the job because you worked as a fluffer in porn and then your resume makes no mention of this, then you're doing it wrong
Yeah, but what if you provide qualifying elements during the interview?
yay: got free lunch today because my boss decided to be randomly cool
boo: then he asked me to work the weekend because some other guy hasn't done his documentation
Comment: A crisis on some asshole's part does not constitute an emergency on yours. Ask for compensation or at least a note of commendation in your personnel file.
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And he passed it up for pickles and salami
I've been making an effort to buy bananas and blueberries to make smoothies
He has a sack of sodas in the car
oh my god banana and blueberry smoothies
so good
add a bit of orange juice, some ice and oh jesus
wait till he's 30
when he actually starts to put on actual weight
my dad has been captain skinny-bones for basically his whole life
dude does 100 pushups without even thinking twice about it
he's still got a respectable gut sprouting now that he's hitting his 50s
the dude will come around, let him have his days in the sun
That way it is cooold and I don't have to add ice.
Plus, frozen blueberries are much cheaper and hey, they're still good for you!
I want one right now
banana and strawberry is also an excellent mix
I love it.
I'm being quite serious
I do really like it
but in Chinese it means "titties"
and I guess I am easily amused.
He earned that name for a reason, dammit.
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
I know you're sending your resume out to a lot of people. CCing us all in one email with a general statement and resume is not the way to go.
at least two, in fact.
start my new job next week, yay
What if I also include a LOLCAT?
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fuck... that's a tough one. I honestly don't know what I'd do if I encountered a lolcat in a job app.
I mean I know pretty much everyone else would probably frown... but me? I'd would take a few seconds to open your resume when before I wouldn't.
watermelon + mango
had one this morning
jesus in a cup
I kind of want to add some tips to the next ad I put up, just because I'm really tired of some of these stupid mistakes people are making. It's not that they're wasting my time, I feel like it's more insulting that they aren't even trying.
another protip:
If you've done something and you want me to know about it, it should be in BOTH your resume and cover letter. Don't tell me how you've done something in your cover letter, and then not have it reflected in your resume. If it isn't professional experience, that's why people list their hobbies and shit. And if it is some professional experience that is directly related to the job you're applying for... why the fuck aren't you putting it on your resume?
I have spent too long on these forums because this instantly turned into something naughty. Thank you, brain, and thank you, internet.
thats actually interesting, because i was always told not to repeat something in the cover letter that i have in my resume, because that is what the resume is for..
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Shhhhhh. Don't try. Some things are best left to the imagination.
So my cover letter should tell you have much I enjoy giving hot chicks a deep dicking, and the resume should be like length, width, and stamina?
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It's how I get all of my jobs.
resumes, eh - trying to write up one now and make it different, more professional
but cover letters?
"hi im pretty cool okay so like, yknow, hire me because this job seems like something i want."
Sign it with a big mushroom stamp and your phone number.
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References always help, too.
But if you're cover letter says that you're perfect for the job because you worked as a fluffer in porn and then your resume makes no mention of this, then you're doing it wrong
Yeah, but what if you provide qualifying elements during the interview?
boo: then he asked me to work the weekend because some other guy hasn't done his documentation
Comment: A crisis on some asshole's part does not constitute an emergency on yours. Ask for compensation or at least a note of commendation in your personnel file.