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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know what I am doing Saturday at work haha.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How do you do the one with the cave and the turtles? I keep getting killed!
    83% second try, it's this one and the wootube one that are beating meh

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You have to take a slight run-up to get momentum, then do a low jump over the turtles without hitting the ceiling.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?

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  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    For fuck's sake man. It's a 15 minute killing Flash game, reign back the criticism to sensible levels.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?
    Some dude getting a ketchup bottle for another dude is charming now?

    I played it. I like the art. I just think that Nintendo already did it better.

    I guess it does work as a waste of time. I guess

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?
    Some dude getting a ketchup bottle for another dude is charming now?

    I played it. I like the art. I just think that Nintendo already did it better.

    So you only did one, okay.

    You must just not play many games any more.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yargh I still can't get the turtle cave one and now I can't get the boat one.
    100% shall be miiiineeeee

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I did a whole loop. I got something like 36%

    I dont play alot of retail games any more but ive been playing just about Every flash game that gets mentioned. We even got a thread in SE++

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  • DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What do u do for the blurry one with the floating heart?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not a game to be played shortly after waking up. Was slightly adorable by the end.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DrunkMc wrote: »
    What do u do for the blurry one with the floating heart?
    Walk away.

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    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanders wrote: »
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?
    turn off the water and get the towel

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • HeirHeir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanders wrote: »
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?

    What do you do with the kicker one? Try and catch the ball?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yes

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The towel is too high! Anyway, 90% will have to do.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You don't even touch the keys, just let it land right on you.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The towel is too high! Anyway, 90% will have to do.
    Jump on the edge of the tub first.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    90% is my best. Turtle Cave is the worst, can't figure out. Also, bird-jump. HAL is a bit of a pain but I've pulled it off once.

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got 30% on the first try and 60% on the second. Let's see if I can do better than that.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You don't even touch the keys, just let it land right on you.
    You talking about the football one? Seems he kicks it differently each time.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    90% is my best. Turtle Cave is the worst, can't figure out. Also, bird-jump. HAL is a bit of a pain but I've pulled it off once.

    Turtle Cave:
    Just tap the up arrow, you only jump a little and if you're running, you'll clear them without bumping the spikes.

    Bird jump:
    man fuck that shit, I always fail on that too

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  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    50%. Pretty fun game over all, some were somewhat odd, but amusing none the less.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Eh.

    It's Wario Ware.

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  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jeez guys why play this simple flash game when you can go out and buy a $20-$5WHARRGARBL

    Also, I can not beat the cave / the flower delivery. The flower is not hard, just not enough time.

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Jast wrote: »
    I love how the astronaut gets nuked on the moon.

    Hahaha i hadn't actually noticed the flaw in that

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  • brynstarbrynstar Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Is there something special for getting 100 percent? There are a couple of games that are giving me trouble, and I'm trying to decide if it's worth the effort.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tis OK.

    Great idea, average implementation.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    green-eyes wrote: »
    Jast wrote: »
    I love how the astronaut gets nuked on the moon.

    Hahaha i hadn't actually noticed the flaw in that

    Well he sees his world destroyed...

    Also what is the one with the flying ram?

    I can't figure it out.

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