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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    was that a good goddamnit or a bad one

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavo you're trying to get Veretas punched in the dick aren't you

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.

    I don't know exactly

    averga height brunette, kinda thick

    huge tits and gray eyes

    When did she start?

    I think she's like 2/5's ish through

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    oh god the dude probably has beer farts

    and beer shits

    beer shits are the worst

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm still going with a strongly worded letter, with check boxes or a circle one.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    beavo you're trying to get Veretas punched in the dick aren't you

    oh god no
    what have i done, poor veretas' dick.
    :(

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.

    That was pretty much my idea and the same thing my father suggested.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also beavo, let's talk about our problems

    for instance

    my GI tract hates me

    it's anti-semitic and thnks I'm jewish for some reason

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.

    That sort of aggression never worked for me. It just made them bigger assholes.

    The only thing that ever worked was one time when I had it, and ran down one of the bullies who harassed me and made him stop. He didn't know fat people could run. :)

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    oh god the dude probably has beer farts

    and beer shits

    beer shits are the worst

    I don't know, McDonald's shits are pretty awful.

    Like 'oh god this smell can never be allowed out of this room' awful.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    After Grog Bogs or AGB's are the worst.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    oh god the dude probably has beer farts

    and beer shits

    beer shits are the worst

    I don't know, McDonald's shits are pretty awful.

    Like 'oh god this smell can never be allowed out of this room' awful.

    Combine the two, the entire big night on the town and grab something on the way home.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also beavo, let's talk about our problems

    for instance

    my GI tract hates me

    it's anti-semitic and thnks I'm jewish for some reason

    gross
    illnesses are the worst :(

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »

    Combine the two, the entire big night on the town and grab something on the way home.

    It is times like those that I always bless the fact that my sense of smell seems to fail pretty quickly when I've been drinking.

    What is terrible is when you wake up the next morning, hungover and then go to shit, only to be faced with this horrific miasma while you're already dealing with the headache and nausea.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I shamed myself into quitting rum because I got too self conscious after taking shits, so it's vodka from here on out.

    So try shaming him into a different lifestyle.

    It's okay if it's for the greater good.

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    seriously ignore it, make him lose interest

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

    And yet you wonder why people make fun of you here.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

    you're right
    in that respect, it was always so much easier to be a girl growing up
    you got made fun of and stuff, and... you know, periods but my guy friends had it so much harder than me
    guys are really mean to each other.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

    And yet you wonder why people make fun of you here.
    remember, Randall's so tough he insisted he could beat up Bel

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

    And yet you wonder why people make fun of you here.

    One would hope that by now, he's well aware of the fact that he's terrible.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

    so jaded randall underscore flagg

    but you forgot the 8-)

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the funny thing about bullying is that when you're an adult in a serious workplace it's called harassment and can eventually land you in some real hot water.

    but if you're younger it's 'oh ho ho bullying isn't harmful pick yourself up sissy boy'.

    weird how that changes.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I miss Bel :(

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    People who have never had to deal with a real bully throw out these generic suggestions, but they really don't work.

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

    you're right
    in that respect, it was always so much easier to be a girl growing up
    you got made fun of and stuff, and... you know, periods but my guy friends had it so much harder than me
    guys are really mean to each other.


    I'm still thinking girls catch more shit, from eachother.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteicle wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

    you're right
    in that respect, it was always so much easier to be a girl growing up
    you got made fun of and stuff, and... you know, periods but my guy friends had it so much harder than me
    guys are really mean to each other.


    I'm still thinking girls catch more shit, from eachother.

    Mean Girls was a pretty harsh movie

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what happened to miss buttreul

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    veretas you sound like a gigantic sissy

    oh boo hoo someone is bullying me

    geez, grow up

    And yet you wonder why people make fun of you here.
    remember, Randall's so tough he insisted he could beat up Bel

    I'm just saying

    she wouldn't want to face
    the eggbeaters

    (my fists (for when I punch women...in the ovaries???))

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

    you're right
    in that respect, it was always so much easier to be a girl growing up
    you got made fun of and stuff, and... you know, periods but my guy friends had it so much harder than me
    guys are really mean to each other.
    they also are excellent at detecting weakness
    if you're going to stand up to a bully, you have to actually be willing to take some punches and deal with it
    or if you can pull it off, kick his ass

    but if you stand up to a bully as a guy, and he senses that you're bluffing, he will take delight in breaking your false bravado and tormenting you further

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Girls are just cruel. The worst is when you're a kid who's a boy and the girls start picking on you.

    Grades seven through nine were about the worst years of my life.

    The male bullies were assholes but a lot less cruel. And when I ended up having a growth spurt that whole thing stopped.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    what happened to miss buttreul

    She stung someone.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteicle wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    if i were you, next time he does it, i'd just stand up in class and confront him, face to face. they always fucking cower when you actually confront them.
    just straight up ask him "what the hell is your problem, how about we get it all out of your fucking system so i can continue on with this course without having to deal with your fucking bullshit anymore"
    get real aggressive about it too, they don't know how to handle that.

    this scenario probably works better in my mind, my voice would probably crack or something embarrassing in real life. or i'd cry.

    cristoval: he eats lots of pizza and bbq foods
    and he drinks a lot.
    you are in many ways an awesome person, but you have no idea how to deal with bullies as a guy

    you're right
    in that respect, it was always so much easier to be a girl growing up
    you got made fun of and stuff, and... you know, periods but my guy friends had it so much harder than me
    guys are really mean to each other.


    I'm still thinking girls catch more shit, from eachother.

    girls get a lot of mental abuse
    mostly from their friends of all people...
    passive aggressive "friends" telling them they should lose weight or aren't as pretty as this one but are prettier than that one, and if you got a nose job you'd be super pretty like so and so and... oh god... girls are awful.

    really... high school is awful.
    but boys seem to take a lot of physical abuse, and get treated pretty badly as well. some of my guy friends who were bullied in high schools have developed severe complexes from it :(

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just reinstalled Windows and aarrrgh stupid sound card drivers why do you not work

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Riale wrote: »
    the funny thing about bullying is that when you're an adult in a serious workplace it's called harassment and can eventually land you in some real hot water.

    but if you're younger it's 'oh ho ho bullying isn't harmful pick yourself up sissy boy'.

    weird how that changes.
    I don't see how that's weird
    kids should not be held to the same standards as adults

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vertas, there are three types of people in the world.

    The Top Dog people that don't get teased.

    The people that are pussies that get teased.

    And the people that are so crazy people don't tease them because they don't want to be force fed their own penis.

    So you have two options, First option: Be awesome. Second Option: Pee into a container and freeze it. Then beat the bully with it, he'll learn soon enough.

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Girls have to deal with eachother, plus alot of guys give girls just mean shit. Hell they even make T-shirts about how mean guys are to overweight girls.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was bullied for a bit when I was kid.

    Then people mostly stopped noticing me and when they did, they thought I was crazy and weird and left me alone.

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