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The Little Things
beavotron
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So... this is probably just me being tired and missing you all because I haven't been posting in here a lot.
but... does anyone else have a little thing that happens to them, daily...or at least on a regular basis that really fucking ruins their day?
I do.
it's called someone in this household taking a shit.
it is awful. it is the foulest smelling shit in the world.
the person is so nice, and cool. but sweet heavens...
it smells like someone killed someone in the bathroom, left it there for a week, tried to flush the remains down the toilet, had the whole thing backup, so the bathroom just gets covered with decay and raw sewage.
it is unbelievable
i wish i could bottle it and send it to you all through the internet so you could smell it for yourselves.
as an indication... i cannot enter the bathroom after him for upwards of 2 hours yesterday he shit at 9:20ish. i go in, almost puke, turn around, hold my pee.
an hour later i go in and it is STILL fucking foul in there, even though the fan is on.
but a bit of the edge is gone, so i cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and pee
an hour after that it still smells
and what's worse is that he won't double flush
like sometimes i'll go in, and there's still shit and nasty streaks in there
and sometimes he doesn't turn the fan on.
it's literally my only complaint about the guy, he's super nice and fun to hang out with usually.
but sweet merciful jesus. it is unbearable.
to balance that, i also have one nice thing that happens to me every day. it's humble rubbing my hair before i go to bed.
i miss you guys. also i'm being tested for lupus and i'm scared.
but... does anyone else have a little thing that happens to them, daily...or at least on a regular basis that really fucking ruins their day?
I do.
it's called someone in this household taking a shit.
it is awful. it is the foulest smelling shit in the world.
the person is so nice, and cool. but sweet heavens...
it smells like someone killed someone in the bathroom, left it there for a week, tried to flush the remains down the toilet, had the whole thing backup, so the bathroom just gets covered with decay and raw sewage.
it is unbelievable
i wish i could bottle it and send it to you all through the internet so you could smell it for yourselves.
as an indication... i cannot enter the bathroom after him for upwards of 2 hours yesterday he shit at 9:20ish. i go in, almost puke, turn around, hold my pee.
an hour later i go in and it is STILL fucking foul in there, even though the fan is on.
but a bit of the edge is gone, so i cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and pee
an hour after that it still smells
and what's worse is that he won't double flush
like sometimes i'll go in, and there's still shit and nasty streaks in there
and sometimes he doesn't turn the fan on.
it's literally my only complaint about the guy, he's super nice and fun to hang out with usually.
but sweet merciful jesus. it is unbearable.
to balance that, i also have one nice thing that happens to me every day. it's humble rubbing my hair before i go to bed.
i miss you guys. also i'm being tested for lupus and i'm scared.
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you really don't understand
i have smelled some bad shit, this is ungodly.
2 hours.
it lasts for 2 fucking hours
and it's not humble.
his shit smells like nothing apparently.
lupus sucks hells of balls
edit: oh, it's not humble
your dad? do greek men have rank shits from eating greasy goat flesh?
i have no idea
maybe those are just the stories i tell you guys...
...no it's true, all of my stories are about poo.
Does this person eat White Castle's and drink Tequila all day long?
god i know, i'm really scared
i'm showing all sorts of fucking symptoms though and my mom has it
what's worse is i've been having kidney problems for over a year now and one of the harsher forms of lupus affects the kidneys
smelly bathroom and i might have the lupus
go to long john silver's
not even one
oh god the tired part is the worst symptom that i have.
and the headaches.
and the fucking random rash
and stupid joint pain
uggggggggggh
let's be quiet and hope he doesn't read it.
it's not about him, but everyone thinks it is, and it's about his friend
hahahah.
goodness.
i already made him mad like 10 times today.
sounds hot
Hope everything turns out okay.
Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.
it's your job to make your man angry
come here baby let me show you my rash..
...oh god i'm tired
i'll... i'll show you later i need a nap.
tell humble the only thing more inflamed than your rash is him
and not air freshener like the kind that is pine tree
because then it just smells like somebody shit on a tree and that is doubly unpleasant
it is boring with no diseases
get away pretty girls I am trying to sleep
etc
no that's fucking hard
i hate doing that shit.
if i do have lupus i'm not like dying or anything, i just might have to take some stupid meds or something lame like that, i'll be fine, it's not as bad as it once was.
it's a pretty controlled disease in most cases.
plus i'll have to say i have fucking lupus. what a lame disorder. i'm kicking it in the mouth
fuck you, lupus
as for breaking up with your girlfriend, just be blunt and honest about it
or she'll think there's still a chance and will never leave you alone.
I feel pretty shitty today too.
But not because of bad smelling shit.
Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
what?
you're being bullied?
that's awful
what's happening?
tell mama beav, i will come make it all better with my punchin' fists.
upper decker.
Actually I'm pretty sure she's looking for the best way to break up with me too.
So it's mutual! That makes it easier.
And it's actually ending on pretty good terms so there's that.
I volunteer with a girl with lupus. If other people are as horrible as me they will forever be holding back the urge to say 'it's not lupus'.
Sweep the leg.
Squeal on him
start performing and marry heidi klum
okay, I've run through everything I know about Lupus now
I do not think you are the right person to call someone out on their gastric habits.
Satans..... hints.....
that is hilariously old-school
is he shoving you into a locker
are your underpants safe
PUT IM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY
YEAAAAAAAH
This cheered me up so much thank you
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
http://www.poopourri.ca/where-to-buy.php
it works. it really works. i mean, really.
that will be the only good part.
me pretending to be doctor house and going "it's not lupus...hahah just kidding it is