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[Glossolalia ++] The Next Generation

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A spaceship seems superfluous when you can teleport.

    Though I guess I don't know how long-range Dubh can go.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Endeavor?

    That'd actually be pretty cool, especially if it's all Kih'Tans.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Endeavor?

    That'd actually be pretty cool, especially if it's all Kih'Tans.

    It would need some serious rennovations. I doubt a Kih'Tanni crew would find it very convenient to maintain a ship designed for people twice their size.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm trying to wrap around what Gary would do with 300 space-fighters that wouldn't take months of training and choreography.

    Oh god. Mobile, stunning advertising for the biggest margarita party ever.

    Imagine our fleet of ships, warping into a solar system all ominous and shit

    "LAUNCH ...THE TALONS"

    300 spacefighters zoom into the atmosphere of the closest inhabited world, and begin to spell out

    "MARGARITA PARTY MAY 28TH - 6PM TO ?"

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gonna retrofit the ship for Kih'Tan use.


    And get my old equipment replaced.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Locth doesn't have any plans for the Orion.

    But I wanna do something cool with it.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm sad that all your ships are bigger than mine :(

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm sad that all your ships are faster than mine :(

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have yet to use the horrible joke I was planning for when I named the Terran fighters.

    Zetto-Ichi Gyrofighters.

    I have yet to have anyone order every ZIG to take off. Granted, this is probably a good thing.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, I guess only one of Dubh's is anymore.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The other one is manned by the human commander. How is it "mine"?

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, in case it wasn't totally obvious, Speed is entirely capable of piloting any of the Ultracarriers.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What about Tommy?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm sad that your ships are more existencey than mine :(

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    The other one is manned by the human commander. How is it "mine"?

    Well, being a demi-god, anything is potentially yours

    also

    "TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG"

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    On the Endeavor, one of the bridge crew, who have been largely ignoring the screaming Urson, finally turns around and glares at Gary. "Get out of the chair."

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahahahaha

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh decides to take full advantage of his invisibility and grabs Gary's ass. Just to see how he reacts.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary hovers out of the chair, still in a sitting position, he looms over the little shit who decided to mouth off - all the while screaming louder and faster

    "ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIG"

    He leans in slowly, still chanting

    and begins to press his eye in with his finger, in an attempt to thoroughly gross the dude out.


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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary straightens out immediately and spins around, grinning.

    He clicks on his comm


    "SPEED, DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS"

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Also, in case it wasn't totally obvious, Speed is entirely capable of piloting any of the Ultracarriers.

    I actually didn't think it was obvious becaue you kept stone-walling me when I was trying to figure out how!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahahhahahahahhaa

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Also, in case it wasn't totally obvious, Speed is entirely capable of piloting any of the Ultracarriers.

    I actually didn't think it was obvious becaue you kept stone-walling me when I was trying to figure out how!

    You can't figure out how it works, but that doesn't mean you can't fly it.

    I did, though, flat out tell you you couldn't fly it, but I attempted to do so in a way that would make you want to try.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Speed, Gary asked you a question.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Also, in case it wasn't totally obvious, Speed is entirely capable of piloting any of the Ultracarriers.

    I actually didn't think it was obvious becaue you kept stone-walling me when I was trying to figure out how!

    You can't figure out how it works, but that doesn't mean you can't fly it.

    I did, though, flat out tell you you couldn't fly it, but I attempted to do so in a way that would make you want to try.

    Which was why I kept trying to figure it ou!

    But no good that's cool I am satisfied with this.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Speed, Gary asked you a question.

    hahahahahahahaha

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "What no why would I grab your ass why would you even ask that."

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "I know your tricks, Speed."

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary switches off his comm and resumes the torture

    "ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIG ZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIGZIG"

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    And there's Speed Racer on Robot Chicken.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Okay, moving on...
    Team Presidist

    Team Warp-Drive

    Pick your teams.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Team Presidist

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Team Presidist

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D:


    Well I guess you'll be the Urson rep.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Team Presidist


    Goddammit, we get Gary?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahaha

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Team Warp-Drive

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, and I'm not gonna have any internet Friday thru most of the day Monday

    Thought that this would be a good time to bring that up

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wooo! Next round of forum battles comin' round the bend!

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I can't see how we're not gonna need another reboot after this. It seems like once we've destroyed the evil elder deities and become the god-kings of the universe, there's nowhere to go but down.

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