Options

[Glossolalia ++] The Next Generation

1679111264

Posts

  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    l_71a690c888194202a0768412d4263635.jpg

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [Team 1]
    "That explains the Urson, but not the..." She looks down suspiciously at Dubh. "That does not explain the... presence of the Kih'Tanni ambassador, sir."


    Nice, Bear. Nice.

    DE?AD on
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No, couldn't think of anything at the time

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh interjects. "I was involved in the crossfire. When the Presidist was captured, I was all for killing him, but he said something that made me stay my blade."

    "He presented his neck and told me to do it. That he deserved it."

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Goddamnit, you guys. Well then, I suppose I'm going with Team Warp Drive.

    Dux checks the time.

    Also De?ad, your entry was amazing.

    Dux on
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    [Team 1]
    "That explains the Urson, but not the..." She looks down suspiciously at Dubh. "That does not explain the... presence of the Kih'Tanni ambassador, sir."


    Nice, Bear. Nice.

    "The whole fiasco has cast serious doubts in my mind on the wisdom of the attack in the first place. Ambassador McGaal is here for talks. Peace between our peoples, perhaps reparations."

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, gee. Nice. Use his real name.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "The whole ordeal has wearied me greatly. If we can be on our way...?"

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Oh, gee. Nice. Use his real name.

    Shit didn't even think about that. Oh well, there has to be more than one Dubh. And the wanted one doesn't have purple fur.

    Plus I'm terrible at making up names.

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "So what's the game plan homies, Check in with parentals, then visit with Scientist dude? Also how we doing this? Sneaky-stealthy or smashy-smashy?" Tomarli asks.
    l_71a690c888194202a0768412d4263635.jpg

    This is glorious.

    NeoToma on
  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FUCK YOU YOUTUBE
    I WANT THE MUSIC VIDEOS FOR RHCP NOT SHIT COVERS OF THEM

    Tommy2Hands on
    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You can always edit it.

    McGaal is a good name. Use that.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey, Speed.

    buttox.png

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    good idea

    edited

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sorry if I come out a little sharp. I only sound that way on forums, I swear.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [Team 1]
    The woman nods. "Of course, Mr. Presidist," she says, waving an arm behind her. "Please, this way."

    She leads you down the boarding tether and onto the spacedock's runway. The wind is refreshingly chill, and smells of purified city air. The sky above is a bright, shining blue, and there is little in the way of cloud-cover. It suddenly occurs to all of you, that it's been a very long time since you were actually on a decent built-up planet. It's sort of... nice, really.

    Following Major Jacybsin, you eventually reach a much smaller craft - Spaceforce Alphis, a streamlined inter-planetary craft designed specifically for the Presidist himself. It sits with its airlock open, and a thin boarding staircase extended out onto the spacedock's tarmac. Two men in black suits stand on either side of the stairway. "After you, sir," Major Jacybsin says, bowing slightly.

    DE?AD on
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    nah, you weren't sharp. it was a good point

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kinda glad Locth gets the spotlight on this one.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You would think they would have better security than this

    Tommy2Hands on
    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "Thank you." Presidist Locth climbs the stairs and enters the craft.

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bad time to say that, Tommy.

    :P

    Dubh tails him, easily hopping up the steps two at a time.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary follows, winking at any cute girls.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [Team 1]
    Unable to locate any cute girls, Gary winks at one of the men in black suits. As the crew climbs the stairs into Spaceforce Alphis, the agent turns to his companion and asks, a bit of genuine horror in his voice, "Did that bear just grab my ass?"

    Entering the ship, the group finds that they will have to pass through a small arch-way of clean white plastic, on which shines a blue light. Feli throws his hand up automatically, his medical training immediately identifying the device.

    It's a genescanner.

    "Is there a problem, Mr. Presidist?" Major Jacybsin asks from the bottom of the stairs.

    DE?AD on
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh hell no

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Say, if I were to use a badass point to activate my godlike powers, how fast could Dubh hack that shit?

    Fuck, can I hack it remotely?

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh shit.

    Dux lights a cigarette. 'I do not think it would be a good idea to alert any of the residents or the police of Niotokia. I say stealth, however we hardly know anything about the good doctor's residence, so let us postpone the planning till we do.'

    Dux on
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary picks up the "presidist" as if they were newlyweds crossing the threshold, and floats gently just above the floor.

    "C'mon sweetheart, we got things to talk about! These drapes will just have to go, and WHERE did you get THIS dreadful thing?"

    It is at this time Gary realizes he never really understood what powers his ability for flight, but he hopes he's right in his assumptions that it totally dicks with electronic equipment.

    Gary spends two cool points in hopes that this will totally work.

    (also Dubh could try and assist with his god powers)

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hacking a genescanner arch before anyone can notice? That'd be a target number of around 50, and, no, you can't do it remotely, but you can move really fast.

    DE?AD on
  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wat

    t Gary

    Tommy2Hands on
    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can we say Locth's info implants also identify the device?

    "No, not at all." Presidist Locth sends light cloud of skorokov forward, indiscernible to anyone watching. He has them fiddle with the genescanner, making it read Locth's genes as the Presidist's.


    Can we say genetic information was among the info Locth took from the Presidist maybe? Using two skorokov bars on this anyway.

    edit: I like Gary's better

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary picks up the "presidist" as if they were newlyweds crossing the threshold, and floats gently just above the floor.

    "C'mon sweetheart, we got things to talk about! These drapes will just have to go, and WHERE did you get THIS dreadful thing?"

    It is at this time Gary realizes he never really understood what powers his ability for flight, but he hopes he's right in his assumptions that it totally dicks with electronic equipment.

    Gary spends two cool points in hopes that this will totally work.

    (also Dubh could try and assist with his god powers)

    Seeing Gary approach the archway, Dubh sends a localized EMP burst from his nano-omni tool, saying a prayer to... er... himself that it will work.


    aiding that shit

    ...Dubh withdraws a handkerchief from his sleeve and coughs. "Excuse me."

    Yeah Locth, just do that and aid Gary. It's more funny.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [31+12+12] Held aloft by Gary's strong arms, the Presidist is carried safely through the arch, without ever raising the alarms.

    The security men raise their guns, however, and keep them trained on Gary. "Put the Presidist down!" one of them shouts, pulling back the hammer on his weapon.

    DE?AD on
  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hhahahahahhahahahhaha

    Tommy2Hands on
    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "Do what the man says, Gary." Dubh looks around and counts the number of men. Geez.

    Doobh on
    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "But we're in love!" Gary titters.

    "Well, I mean, He loves me - I just have a thing for powerful men..."

    "Hoooonneeeey," Gary addresses the Presidist - "Make them stoooop!"

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "It's uh... it's quite alright, gentlemen. The Urson have certain customs..." Presidist Locth says, extricating himself from Gary's arms and straightening his tie, "that they feel must be observed at all times, no matter where."

    Lockout on
    f24GSaF.jpg
  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

    Tommy2Hands on
    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    perfect

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary sniffs a little, with a slight pout.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
This discussion has been closed.