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Close Calls With the Law

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    the coolest thing about vegas is that big ass explosion they had at the rocket fuel plant or whatever that they always show on spike tv

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    my parents will be there sunday - fri/sat?

    dad is playing in a satellite for the WSOP

    My dad is in Vegas pretty often

    Hella builders' trade shows there

    He does get to see cool shows, though

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicv/vfiles20221.jpg

    Like the one picture of my town that doesn't suck

    and that's because it's outside the village proper

    Also I'm pretty sure that was taken about fifty yards from my best friend's house, that looks just like her street

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that's not really a picture of a town that's a picture of 4 houses

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicv/vfiles2475.jpg

    Literally the dead center of the village

    It is the central point from which you give directions

    "OK so if you were going x way from the four corners..."

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY DRIVEWAY

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    the coolest thing about vegas is that big ass explosion they had at the rocket fuel plant or whatever that they always show on spike tv
    Heck yeah man that shit is sweet.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Places without sidewalks are terrible.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My hometown is getting some kind of fusion trash burning plant that will melt garbage with heat hotter than the sun.

    I expect a terrible accident and it to be wiped off the map within 10 years.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    wonder whats gonna happen when that lake dries up

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY DRIVEWAY

    It is the one part of the village that isn't a complete fucking blight on humanity

    My town sucks pretty bad

    I mean we have an awesome pizza place and an apple orchard two miles past the furthest houses but that's it

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    wonder whats gonna happen when that lake dries up
    Teefs will run Bartertown, obviously.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey, my sister lives in Vegas. Besides all the stuff it doesn't have, it seems pretty decent.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    wonder whats gonna happen when that lake dries up
    Teefs will run Bartertown, obviously.

    who will be the blaster to teef's master?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lets go wiiiith

    how bout Pony?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    teefs

    pony

    fucking perfect

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I was going to say it in that terrible thread that just got locked, but I'ma change my avatar to Optimus again tomorrow.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I was pretty much requesting more horrifying images of Optimus

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    And I was just going to say Dark Primus without an Optimus avater surprised me.

    How many times have you been told that now?

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicv/vfiles2475.jpg

    Literally the dead center of the village

    It is the central point from which you give directions

    "OK so if you were going x way from the four corners..."

    So you basically live in Anytown, USA?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2009
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The only reason I can tell it's New York is because of the state highway signs. Otherwise it looks like every small town downtown area in the country.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    my city is a fucking virus

    http://i40.tinypic.com/15x21lf.gif

    wonder whats gonna happen when that lake dries up
    They will be forced to find new lands to exploit and rape into the ground while shitting all over it.

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    edited May 2009
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Unsurprisingly a desert doesn't have enough water to support that many people.

    Shocking, I know.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    that is literally the most boring town i have ever seen

    I say this at least once a day

    Twice if I'm with friends

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    just be glad you don't live in Little Elm Texas

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Here's some pics from the neighborhood I grew up in.

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    Here's the thread I found them in.

    The East Avenue Ghetto and Jefferson.

    There are nicer looking neighborhoods around though.

    Downtown.
    Rossville.
    German Village.
    Dayton Lane.

    I didn't take any of these.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I like the sign that straight up tells you where the illegal aliens are

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Richmond, VA is almost all shit ghetto

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    Jesus loves Planned Parenthood.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I like the sign that straight up tells you where the illegal aliens are

    It's the entrance to the jail. I believe our Sheriff was on The Daily Show because of that kind of stuff.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I like the sign that straight up tells you where the illegal aliens are

    It's the entrance to the jail. I believe our Sheriff was on The Daily Show because of that kind of stuff.

    Boy is my face red

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    I just wanted to give you some candy.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
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    I just wanted to give you some candy.

    Is that a late henson?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    That is the creepiest statue ever

    Statue got a fucking rapeface

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
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    I just wanted to give you some candy.

    Is that a late henson?

    Are you saying he looks like Jim Henson? The sculptors name is J. Seward Johnson, Jr.

    Here are most of the sculptures.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no guns for negros

    i'm currently enjoying this video

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    She'll never escape with the kickstand down!

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    She's clearly panicked.

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