My first interaction with them was a girl in my elementary school (this was 1st grade, so we were about 6ish) who wouldn't participate in singing Halloween songs in music class. I asked her why, and she responded that it was the Devil's holiday. From a very young age I have realized Mormans to be batshit insane.
Rap pioneer KRS-One has bigger plans for Hip-Hop as he's announced that he will soon release The Gospel of Hip Hop: The First Instrument, a 600-page book that examines the spirituality of the culture.
The Boogie Down Production’s “Teacha” said his new spiritual book will help form a new Hip-Hop religion on earth.
Rap pioneer KRS-One has bigger plans for Hip-Hop as he's announced that he will soon release The Gospel of Hip Hop: The First Instrument, a 600-page book that examines the spirituality of the culture.
The Boogie Down Production’s “Teacha” said his new spiritual book will help form a new Hip-Hop religion on earth.
Kneel, motherfuckers.
I dunno. I'm a pretty strong believer of Thug Life.
Also, _J_, this should not be suprising. The level of cognitive dissonance involved in getting around some kind of Bigamy in the Aferlife clause is quite trivial as far as these things go.
Consider the fact that in the Gospels Jesus speaks more clearly (no parables, direct commandments) and more forcefully on the subject of Divorce than just about any other. Dude was absolutely against divorce for any reason. St. Paul even took him to task a bit in his letters for being too strict.
So we have a subject on which The Man himself is recorded in multiple gospels in a clear and completely unambigious way (no allegory, no metaphores, no parables) saying DO NOT GET DIVORCED MOTHERFUCKERS. And yet millions of self-identifying Christians have absolutely no trouble in working around that.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
It's a tie so far between Tav, with the chair, and Greeper, with the duck cat.
Rap pioneer KRS-One has bigger plans for Hip-Hop as he's announced that he will soon release The Gospel of Hip Hop: The First Instrument, a 600-page book that examines the spirituality of the culture.
The Boogie Down Production’s “Teacha” said his new spiritual book will help form a new Hip-Hop religion on earth.
Kneel, motherfuckers.
I dunno. I'm a pretty strong believer of Thug Life.
You just like the Pineapple Express trailer.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Windows 7 would treat me much better. Wouldn't give me all the bullshit.
OS X wouldn’t either if you ran it on Apple hardware, but I know that’s not what you’re looking for.
As much as I would like a MacBook Pro I'm unwilling to pay that much for one.
Yeah, that’s fine.
I’d just say it’s unfair to judge the software based on your attempts to do something it’s specifically not meant to do. :P
No, it's not the operating system's fault. I think Apple should be more receptive towards this sort of thing, though. They could release a more expensive "developer's" version that wasn't so restrictive. I mean if Windows can boot up and install on all different kinds of hardware then Apple should be able to figure it out too, but they don't want to lose hardware sales.
My first interaction with thme was a girl in my elementary school (this was 1st grade, so we were about 6ish) who wouldn't participate in singing Halloween songs in music class. I asked her why, and she responded that it was the Devil's holiday. From a very young age I have realized Mormans to be batshit insane.
No worse than Jehovas witnesses, annoying little bastards always telling you "I don't celebrate that, I don't celebrate this." I always felt sad for the jehovas kids, no birthdays or christmas. Sounded like the cheapskate parent religion.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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edited September 2009
So I'm about halfway through Morris Klein's Mathematics for Liberal Arts. Kline is a true sophomore who knows much but understands nothing. He's good for the pure math stuff, but jesus christ is he an abominable historian and thinker.
Windows 7 would treat me much better. Wouldn't give me all the bullshit.
OS X wouldn’t either if you ran it on Apple hardware, but I know that’s not what you’re looking for.
As much as I would like a MacBook Pro I'm unwilling to pay that much for one.
Yeah, that’s fine.
I’d just say it’s unfair to judge the software based on your attempts to do something it’s specifically not meant to do. :P
No, it's not the operating system's fault. I think Apple should be more receptive towards this sort of thing, though. They could release a more expensive "developer's" version that wasn't so restrictive. I mean if Windows can boot up and install on all different kinds of hardware then Apple should be able to figure it out too, but they don't want to lose hardware sales.
Hardware is generally estimated to clear 30% profit for them, so I wouldn’t count on it.
Also, _J_, this should not be suprising. The level of cognitive dissonance involved in getting around some kind of Bigamy in the Aferlife clause is quite trivial as far as these things go.
Consider the fact that in the Gospels Jesus speaks more clearly (no parables, direct commandments) and more forcefully on the subject of Divorce than just about any other. Dude was absolutely against divorce for any reason. St. Paul even took him to task a bit in his letters for being too strict.
So we have a subject on which The Man himself is recorded in multiple gospels in a clear and completely unambigious way (no allegory, no metaphores, no parables) saying DO NOT GET DIVORCED MOTHERFUCKERS. And yet millions of self-identifying Christians have absolutely no trouble in working around that.
What's odd is that, on the sidewalk, the Mormons spoke of Joseph Smith as pretty much tantamount to Jesus Christ. As if these are simply two prophets.
Also, I love this episode: "The book of mormon says a lot of strange stuff...like Adam and Eve lived in Jackson county, Missouri."
you know people sometimes accuse me of being an elaborate fraud and unrealistic caricature of a human being
and that all my crazy anecdotes are made up
i just shrug at that, really. i have no other reaction to it. it's sorta unfortunate that people think like that, but i can't really do anything about it, so
c'est la vie, i suppose
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Windows 7 would treat me much better. Wouldn't give me all the bullshit.
OS X wouldn’t either if you ran it on Apple hardware, but I know that’s not what you’re looking for.
As much as I would like a MacBook Pro I'm unwilling to pay that much for one.
Yeah, that’s fine.
I’d just say it’s unfair to judge the software based on your attempts to do something it’s specifically not meant to do. :P
No, it's not the operating system's fault. I think Apple should be more receptive towards this sort of thing, though. They could release a more expensive "developer's" version that wasn't so restrictive. I mean if Windows can boot up and install on all different kinds of hardware then Apple should be able to figure it out too, but they don't want to lose hardware sales.
It's not about figuring it out. 3rd parties write drivers for Microsoft, so it's not like Microsoft figures this shit out either.
OS X won't boot on most PCs because of a combination of
a) No drivers for particular bits of hardware.
and
b) No support for legacy BIOS-based mobos. Which honestly is healthy call considering they don't manufacture computers that use a BIOS and BIOSes are way past their best-before date
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
My first interaction with thme was a girl in my elementary school (this was 1st grade, so we were about 6ish) who wouldn't participate in singing Halloween songs in music class. I asked her why, and she responded that it was the Devil's holiday. From a very young age I have realized Mormans to be batshit insane.
No worse than Jehovas witnesses, annoying little bastards always telling you "I don't celebrate that, I don't celebrate this." I always felt sad for the jehovas kids, no birthdays or christmas. Sounded like the cheapskate parent religion.
I used to live like 2 miles from a Jehovah's Witnesses meeting hall
They would come to my lower-middle class neighborhood to talk to people
They skipped my one neighbor altogether and I would just stand near an open window and sing happy birthday really loudly from out of sight and yeah I did not like them (this was partly because the ones who always came down my street were assholes)
you know people sometimes accuse me of being an elaborate fraud and unrealistic caricature of a human being
and that all my crazy anecdotes are made up
i just shrug at that, really. i have no other reaction to it. it's sorta unfortunate that people think like that, but i can't really do anything about it, so
That too Preach. I knew some Jehova's witness kids that were also weird.
Also even if Pony was fake, I wouldn't want him to stop posting.
I personally think as a young child your parents should give you all the silly holidays, whatever your religion. Being left out of fun as a young child is bullshit.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Also, _J_, this should not be suprising. The level of cognitive dissonance involved in getting around some kind of Bigamy in the Aferlife clause is quite trivial as far as these things go.
Consider the fact that in the Gospels Jesus speaks more clearly (no parables, direct commandments) and more forcefully on the subject of Divorce than just about any other. Dude was absolutely against divorce for any reason. St. Paul even took him to task a bit in his letters for being too strict.
So we have a subject on which The Man himself is recorded in multiple gospels in a clear and completely unambigious way (no allegory, no metaphores, no parables) saying DO NOT GET DIVORCED MOTHERFUCKERS. And yet millions of self-identifying Christians have absolutely no trouble in working around that.
What's odd is that, on the sidewalk, the Mormons spoke of Joseph Smith as pretty much tantamount to Jesus Christ. As if these are simply two prophets.
Also, I love this episode: "The book of mormon says a lot of strange stuff...like Adam and Eve lived in Jackson county, Missouri."
Even if they watch it, and probably it will be good for a giggle as South Park usually is, that is the easiest thing in the world to ignore. They will just pull out some version of the "oh that's just predjudiced anti-mormon propaganda" defense.
you know i have known mormons and jw's who weren't weirdos and creepy bible-thumping assholes
they do exist
i have no idea whether they are the minority or what
i generally avoid dealing with them folk if i can
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
Whatever drivers are written and included in the Windows installation disc can be written and included on the OS X installation disk if Apple wanted that to happen. Regarding BIOS, I don't care, Hitler!
you know people sometimes accuse me of being an elaborate fraud and unrealistic caricature of a human being
and that all my crazy anecdotes are made up
i just shrug at that, really. i have no other reaction to it. it's sorta unfortunate that people think like that, but i can't really do anything about it, so
c'est la vie, i suppose
We're like mirror-images or something
You have done all kinds of ridiculous shit
I've done...nothing really
Sometimes I read your posts and then I curl up in the fetal position and cry over my sad, empty shell of a life
Then I beat off because that's the only joy I have in this life
you know people sometimes accuse me of being an elaborate fraud and unrealistic caricature of a human being
and that all my crazy anecdotes are made up
i just shrug at that, really. i have no other reaction to it. it's sorta unfortunate that people think like that, but i can't really do anything about it, so
c'est la vie, i suppose
We're like mirror-images or something
You have done all kinds of ridiculous shit
I've done...nothing really
Sometimes I read your posts and then I curl up in the fetal position and cry over my sad, empty shell of a life
Then I beat off because that's the only joy I have in this life
Pony once had an intense, intense drug addled hallucination that he committed statutory rape against his friend's adorable baby sister.
Whatever drivers are written and included in the Windows installation disc can be written and included on the OS X installation disk if Apple wanted that to happen. Regarding BIOS, I don't care, Hitler!
Man there is no way every third party taiwanese manufacturer is going to hire and fund someone to write OS X drivers even if Apple wanted them to.
It sure as shit didn't work for Be, and Linux devs end up reverse engineering driver support in the majority of cases
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My first interaction with them was a girl in my elementary school (this was 1st grade, so we were about 6ish) who wouldn't participate in singing Halloween songs in music class. I asked her why, and she responded that it was the Devil's holiday. From a very young age I have realized Mormans to be batshit insane.
Apparently there was something on the twitter feed? About swine flu being confirmed at pax. I doubt any of us got it.
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I dunno. I'm a pretty strong believer of Thug Life.
Consider the fact that in the Gospels Jesus speaks more clearly (no parables, direct commandments) and more forcefully on the subject of Divorce than just about any other. Dude was absolutely against divorce for any reason. St. Paul even took him to task a bit in his letters for being too strict.
So we have a subject on which The Man himself is recorded in multiple gospels in a clear and completely unambigious way (no allegory, no metaphores, no parables) saying DO NOT GET DIVORCED MOTHERFUCKERS. And yet millions of self-identifying Christians have absolutely no trouble in working around that.
Which one will win?
Round 2!
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You just like the Pineapple Express trailer.
No, it's not the operating system's fault. I think Apple should be more receptive towards this sort of thing, though. They could release a more expensive "developer's" version that wasn't so restrictive. I mean if Windows can boot up and install on all different kinds of hardware then Apple should be able to figure it out too, but they don't want to lose hardware sales.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=100259
No worse than Jehovas witnesses, annoying little bastards always telling you "I don't celebrate that, I don't celebrate this." I always felt sad for the jehovas kids, no birthdays or christmas. Sounded like the cheapskate parent religion.
pleasepaypreacher.net
What's odd is that, on the sidewalk, the Mormons spoke of Joseph Smith as pretty much tantamount to Jesus Christ. As if these are simply two prophets.
Also, I love this episode: "The book of mormon says a lot of strange stuff...like Adam and Eve lived in Jackson county, Missouri."
and that all my crazy anecdotes are made up
i just shrug at that, really. i have no other reaction to it. it's sorta unfortunate that people think like that, but i can't really do anything about it, so
c'est la vie, i suppose
Sarks comes up from behind!
Face Twit Rav Gram
OS X won't boot on most PCs because of a combination of
a) No drivers for particular bits of hardware.
and
b) No support for legacy BIOS-based mobos. Which honestly is healthy call considering they don't manufacture computers that use a BIOS and BIOSes are way past their best-before date
Take this!
I used to live like 2 miles from a Jehovah's Witnesses meeting hall
They would come to my lower-middle class neighborhood to talk to people
They skipped my one neighbor altogether and I would just stand near an open window and sing happy birthday really loudly from out of sight and yeah I did not like them (this was partly because the ones who always came down my street were assholes)
You and Joseph Smith would get along well.
Also even if Pony was fake, I wouldn't want him to stop posting.
Face Twit Rav Gram
I personally think as a young child your parents should give you all the silly holidays, whatever your religion. Being left out of fun as a young child is bullshit.
pleasepaypreacher.net
It supports many of the crazy ideas I have for things I want to try one day.
After all, Pony should have died dozens of times and is still alive, so it's possible.
Even if they watch it, and probably it will be good for a giggle as South Park usually is, that is the easiest thing in the world to ignore. They will just pull out some version of the "oh that's just predjudiced anti-mormon propaganda" defense.
they do exist
i have no idea whether they are the minority or what
i generally avoid dealing with them folk if i can
You would all do well to learn from stilist's example and admit this to yourselves
No, fuck you, you didn't say there was a time limit.
I want my shitty cookies.
We're like mirror-images or something
You have done all kinds of ridiculous shit
I've done...nothing really
Sometimes I read your posts and then I curl up in the fetal position and cry over my sad, empty shell of a life
Then I beat off because that's the only joy I have in this life
please learn from my mistakes, at least
you know that demotivator poster that's like "Sometimes the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others"?
that's basically me
It's not a matter of a time limit. It's that Sarks posted a cuter photo than both you and Tav.
And calling them 'shitty' cookies is a fantastic way of getting them. :P
Face Twit Rav Gram
Pony once had an intense, intense drug addled hallucination that he committed statutory rape against his friend's adorable baby sister.
You don't want to be Pony.
Man there is no way every third party taiwanese manufacturer is going to hire and fund someone to write OS X drivers even if Apple wanted them to.
It sure as shit didn't work for Be, and Linux devs end up reverse engineering driver support in the majority of cases
I USE SHITTY AS A GENERIC INTENSIFIER THE WAY SOME PEOPLE USE 'IRONIC' OR 'FUCKING'
OKAY?