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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakks, baby, think of how much hotter you'd be in a corset than them.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    She is the nicest girl.

    But she's from down the country, and has the voice of a farmer. It can be very tough to listen to.

    Unfortunately this might contribute to the guys only wanting her company if she is single.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I need to go buy one of those relationship things. . .

    russianbrides.com

    Sigh. . . not yet.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Jewcar you always talk about how you have girls hanging off you like drapery

    PUT YOUR PENIS IN ONE OF THEM

    I did but apparently it doesn't count unless I'm aiming for her ovaries.

    it doesn't

    PUT IT IN HER VAGOO

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mod recruitment thread is a trap, yeah?

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Nobody's sending ME friend requests :-(

    It goes both ways, lady.

    It's all going so fast, I can't keep up!

    I'll probably go through the D&D group list later and add a bunch more people... I'm assuming that the ones I just got were all D&D people, but can only match some of them to forum names so I'll have to ferret that all out so I know who I'm talking to.

    Well, there are still people you could add.

    Fluffy, flopsy people.

    How many pages back would I have to go to get the info I would need to do that?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the time of dancing draws closer

    :(

    It'll be okay! Just go to your happy place in your head.

    ALSO I cannot drink tonight because I am drinking tomorrow during football

    so I will be sober and dancing ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakks, baby, think of how much hotter you'd be in a corset than them.

    I actually had a corset (a cheap one, from Macy's), but I didn't look that good in it so i left it at home last semester

    when I came back, I couldn't find it

    i think my mom found it and discarded it D:

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    She is the nicest girl.

    But she's from down the country, and has the voice of a farmer. It can be very tough to listen to.

    Unfortunately this might contribute to the guys only wanting her company if she is single.

    I find her voice grating, you guys would just call her Irish.

    You know that really stereotypical Irish voice that every American ever loves doing impressions of? She has one of them.

    I'm waiting for her to say something like "thar's a pot'o'gold err that here rainbo!"

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    True. But it is sad that it is all that he wanted.

    Why? Saved her the trouble of having a friend who only wanted to penis her. Saved him the trouble of doing friend activities when he wanted to bone.

    Seems like the optimal solution.

    It is sad that he ONLY wanted her company for boning purposes.

    I mean even when I had that near-fling I didn't really go after the girl until I found out she was a total D&D nerd.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the time of dancing draws closer

    :(

    It'll be okay! Just go to your happy place in your head.

    ALSO I cannot drink tonight because I am drinking tomorrow during football

    so I will be sober and dancing ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Dancing sober is both exciting, fun and leads to things like the water sprinkler and the lawnmower.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Jewcar you always talk about how you have girls hanging off you like drapery

    PUT YOUR PENIS IN ONE OF THEM

    I did but apparently it doesn't count unless I'm aiming for her ovaries.

    it doesn't

    PUT IT IN HER VAGOO

    But I was putting everything else in there. :(

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I think living in Japan messed with my mind and hot women. I was able to talk to pretty much anyone in Japan, though doesn't mean I did well. But also the thing is Japanese women are tiny, skinny women. My brain hasn't re-entrenched to the American body type and size. Because it really is different. I mean there are attractive women, Hakks you are included, but man my brain still can't adjust to the people who seem to be the size of small water buffaloes because I haven't seen that for years.

    Well, I went to a high school chock full of skinny asians and skinny indians, and I currently live in a house full of skinny indians, so maybe I'm experiencing the same thing

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I need to go buy one of those relationship things. . .

    I'm $5 an hour. And I get at least one Denny's Grand Slam a week.

    I hate Denny's. Sorry.

    I am not adverse to a similarly priced IHOP equivalent.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakks, baby, think of how much hotter you'd be in a corset than them.

    Stop that. You're libel to cause a forumer to have an aneurysm

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    She is the nicest girl.

    But she's from down the country, and has the voice of a farmer. It can be very tough to listen to.

    Unfortunately this might contribute to the guys only wanting her company if she is single.

    I find her voice grating, you guys would just call her Irish.

    You know that really stereotypical Irish voice that every American ever loves doing impressions of? She has one of them.

    I'm waiting for her to say something like "thar's a pot'o'gold err that here rainbo!"

    I would probably find that attractive. I have a thing for Irish accents. That and Scottish accents, even though I can't understand them half the time.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks, baby, think of how much hotter you'd be in a corset than them.

    I actually had a corset (a cheap one, from Macy's), but I didn't look that good in it so i left it at home last semester

    when I came back, I couldn't find it

    i think my mom found it and discarded it D:

    When we hang out we are going shipping and taking pictures.

    You will shut up and like it.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mod recruitment thread is a trap, yeah?
    most assuredly

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks, baby, think of how much hotter you'd be in a corset than them.

    I actually had a corset (a cheap one, from Macy's), but I didn't look that good in it so i left it at home last semester

    when I came back, I couldn't find it

    i think my mom found it and discarded it D:

    When we hang out we are going shipping and taking pictures.

    You will shut up and like it.

    h5

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mod recruitment thread is a trap, yeah?
    most assuredly

    It's not.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I think living in Japan messed with my mind and hot women. I was able to talk to pretty much anyone in Japan, though doesn't mean I did well. But also the thing is Japanese women are tiny, skinny women. My brain hasn't re-entrenched to the American body type and size. Because it really is different. I mean there are attractive women, Hakks you are included, but man my brain still can't adjust to the people who seem to be the size of small water buffaloes because I haven't seen that for years.

    Well, I went to a high school chock full of skinny asians and skinny indians, and I currently live in a house full of skinny indians, so maybe I'm experiencing the same thing

    My biggest culture shock moving back to the US is how big people are. And not just in fat, but height because I am a tiny 5'7"ish which isn't bad in Japan but here is like being a midget for a man.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

    You should play the 'Guessing Game' with friends over what cosmetic surgery those girls have had.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The story of DUE as a mod. A play. In one act.

    Act 1.

    *DUE returns home from a long night inebriated as he is want to do.

    accidentally

    the whole forum*

    [/act]

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I think living in Japan messed with my mind and hot women. I was able to talk to pretty much anyone in Japan, though doesn't mean I did well. But also the thing is Japanese women are tiny, skinny women. My brain hasn't re-entrenched to the American body type and size. Because it really is different. I mean there are attractive women, Hakks you are included, but man my brain still can't adjust to the people who seem to be the size of small water buffaloes because I haven't seen that for years.

    Well, I went to a high school chock full of skinny asians and skinny indians, and I currently live in a house full of skinny indians, so maybe I'm experiencing the same thing

    My biggest culture shock moving back to the US is how big people are. And not just in fat, but height because I am a tiny 5'7"ish which isn't bad in Japan but here is like being a midget for a man.

    Isn't it the worst?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

    You should play the 'Guessing Game' with friends over what cosmetic surgery those girls have had.

    They actually just step into this mold and they pump it full of plastic until it overflows.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

    You should play the 'Guessing Game' with friends over what cosmetic surgery those girls have had.

    For most of them it's just a ton of makeup with fake-tan on top.

    Tav on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    where is this mod thread?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

    You should play the 'Guessing Game' with friends over what cosmetic surgery those girls have had.

    For most of them it's just a ton of makeup with fake-tan on top.

    and by ton, I mean a literal ton

    I've seen girls who've left fingerprints on the makeup caked on their face

    Tav on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage your problem is people are looking at all the frigates and they're like I need DPS but you're an EWAR frigate and DPS is a stupid thing to want in a frigate anyway so those people are dipshit newbs. It's not your fault, they're just stupid, you see.

    ....wow.

    I'm glad that your mind is blown.

    NERD

    EWAR frigates are hot.:winky:

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The story of DUE as a mod. A play. In one act.

    Act 1.

    benshermanpunksrule.jpg

    [/act]

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Somewhere in the dank dark basement of a condemned building on the jersey shore a clustered and forgotten and moldy stack of AOL free trial CDs are beginning to gain sentience.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mod recruitment thread is a trap, yeah?

    If it is I'm fucked.

    Quid on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    There are a lot of girls in my college who look like they're going to audition for The Hills and that makes me sad.

    You should play the 'Guessing Game' with friends over what cosmetic surgery those girls have had.

    For most of them it's just a ton of makeup with fake-tan on top.

    and by ton, I mean a literal ton

    I've seen girls who've left fingerprints on the makeup caked on their face

    Ew....

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    where is this mod thread?

    ^

    tube's circus.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I would totally support a reign of Quid tyranny

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Man I would totally support a reign of Quid tyranny

    He and the cat would dispense forum justice.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I think living in Japan messed with my mind and hot women. I was able to talk to pretty much anyone in Japan, though doesn't mean I did well. But also the thing is Japanese women are tiny, skinny women. My brain hasn't re-entrenched to the American body type and size. Because it really is different. I mean there are attractive women, Hakks you are included, but man my brain still can't adjust to the people who seem to be the size of small water buffaloes because I haven't seen that for years.

    Well, I went to a high school chock full of skinny asians and skinny indians, and I currently live in a house full of skinny indians, so maybe I'm experiencing the same thing

    My biggest culture shock moving back to the US is how big people are. And not just in fat, but height because I am a tiny 5'7"ish which isn't bad in Japan but here is like being a midget for a man.

    Isn't it the worst?

    Being short gives me all sorts of mental hang ups. I swear sometimes I don't feel like I ever really became an adult because I am so short. Makes me feel awkward at times. That and I am really not attracted to girls taller than me, just my brain doesn't seem to figure out the physics for it.

    Should I go to Best Buy and buy a replacement video card to try to get the new desktop up and running tonight? Or should I just do it tomorrow when I am not in a semi-smash things mood from my prednizone?

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have to be up on Monday morning at about 3am to go help set up the new store. Man.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    god that Bill bailey BBC News Theme video gets me every time

    his jumping at the end is priceless

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