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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i don't know man

    cj's not aiming for the regular kind of girl i'm pretty sure

    I am with you on this, and it is actually exactly what the article I mentioned earlier was talking about

    dating now is not even about attracting someone with a certain kind of trait

    it's become about attracting ANYONE AT ALL

    that is, making your online profile or presenting yourself on a date as being as eligible and normal and blah blah generically decent traits as possible... only showing off what is "socially acceptable" or things that people are "supposed" to like in someone they are dating

    RATHER THAN firing from the hip with all the unique things about yourself with no care as to how you will be judged because this way you know that if anyone responds positively to what you have written or what you have said, they are going to be someone worth spending the time to get to know

    I'm really confused now. The purpose of dating is to find someone who you match up. You are supposed to go out on dates with just about anyone when you're single in order to find out how compatible you are with them.

    Online dating, classified ads, and speed dating presume to skip this step and try to match you based on your interests first. You are trying to sell yourself. It's just like an interview: nobody wants the person who is being negative.

    The issue is that it's presumed that you will be trying to make yourself more attractive than the other personals advertisements.

    Of course these aren't actual problems once you actually go on the date with the person from online.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hey everyone check out Future, the super racist

    you're talking about the wrong guy. I'm Futore

    the sexist

    shit.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    p.s. everyone should be listening to band of horses

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Viv,

    Woo your man.

    Woo him with extra wooooos.

    I woo him plenty. Or at least I think I do. I never know if he knows if he's being wooed.

    Are you putting the standard amount of inflection into your woos?

    I don't even know what the standard IS

    If he doesn't gripe at you for getting your hair in his brush then you're doing it right.

    I own a hair brush?

    Blake T on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grr
    :x

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Do you at least have a comb?

    Weaver on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I haven't brushed my hair in years and years.

    It just falls this way

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have wax!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    If I dry my hair, it looks great.

    No brush required.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    murray's pomade?

    because you will never ever finish that can

    Futore on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I keep mine in a short-cropped Caesar. I just use a brush or my fingers to direct everything forwards and let it dry.

    Weaver on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I brush my hair like

    five times a day

    not even kidding

    #pipe on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    if i brush my hair it invariably turns into a pompadour and i end up looking like this guy's little bro

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What are you hashpipe some kind of dude that brushes his hair like five times a day who isn't kidding?

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i don't know man

    cj's not aiming for the regular kind of girl i'm pretty sure

    I am with you on this, and it is actually exactly what the article I mentioned earlier was talking about

    dating now is not even about attracting someone with a certain kind of trait

    it's become about attracting ANYONE AT ALL

    that is, making your online profile or presenting yourself on a date as being as eligible and normal and blah blah generically decent traits as possible... only showing off what is "socially acceptable" or things that people are "supposed" to like in someone they are dating

    RATHER THAN firing from the hip with all the unique things about yourself with no care as to how you will be judged because this way you know that if anyone responds positively to what you have written or what you have said, they are going to be someone worth spending the time to get to know

    I'm really confused now. The purpose of dating is to find someone who you match up. You are supposed to go out on dates with just about anyone when you're single in order to find out how compatible you are with them.

    Online dating, classified ads, and speed dating presume to skip this step and try to match you based on your interests first. You are trying to sell yourself. It's just like an interview: nobody wants the person who is being negative.

    The issue is that it's presumed that you will be trying to make yourself more attractive than the other personals advertisements.

    Of course these aren't actual problems once you actually go on the date with the person from online.

    see this is why I don't like the idea of online dating, it takes out a lot of the fun of dating which is getting to know people

    Oden on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am totally that dude

    #pipe on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't brush my hair
    I'm a Dapper Dan man!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    murray's pomade?

    because you will never ever finish that can

    my black friends would have identified with this joke.

    but of course not you people

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Just think of internet dating as a more selective form of blind dating, wherein you are picking your date instead of letting your friends set you up.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I miss boobs.

    Weaver on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Air: maybe just add more details to the sidebar? It might help, might not; the minimalist approach is nice otherwise.

    yea ill get on that in a few hours
    i wanted to add more already but i gotta rush out


    t crashmo thanks babe wanna meet?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how appropriate would it be to add a picture of me getting waterboarded on my profile?
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It'll up the kink factor a ways, I'd say.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Man, it is hard to write a profile that is not self-depreciating.
    I am, if anything, a man of passion - which, to put it somewhat less grandiosely, basically just means that when I find something I like I tend to burn it at both ends until I get absolutely sick of it, which could take anywhere from days to years depending on the particular subject. When I find a book or a movie I really enjoy I tend to spend a good few hours afterward just hunting down every bit of interesting trivia I can find on it.

    Thoughts, anyone?

    unless you actually talk like this when you are hanging out with friends I'd drop a heap of adjectives and just say what you mean without embellishment

    i.e.

    "I know what I like, and I am passionate about what I like. Sometimes I burn out on it because I get so into it. When I find a book or a movie I really enjoy I tend to spend a good few hours afterward just hunting down every bit of interesting trivia I can find on it."

    I actually do talk like that - but let me give trimming down a shot.
    I am a man of passion - to put less pretentiously, just means that, when I find something I like, I tend to burn it at both ends until I get absolutely sick of it, however long that takes. I have a habit of wasting a few hours just hunting down random trivia for any movie or book I particularly like.

    Better?

    man see that just sounds depressing

    you're adding a lot of words that aren't saying anything and are in fact hinting at the idea that whatever you like, you will eventually not like

    such as you know

    a GIRL

    I was aware that could possibly be one of the unfortunate implications.

    Alright, another shot at it...
    I am, at the base of things, a man of passion - when I find something I like, I have a tendency to burn it at both ends until I have entirely exhausted myself on the subject, or just exhausted myself in general. I often find myself finishing a book or movie only to immediately lose several hours searching down all the fascinating little bits of trivia I can find about it. I am a sucker for DVD extras, sequels, prequels, and will, given time, milk every last drop of entertainment/information out of any given subject.

    I believe that opinions and personalities mean nothing in a vacuum, and that the unshared experience means infinitely less than the shared experience, that there's nothing that can't be improved or rejuvenated by having someone to discuss it with - good company makes everything better.

    I think that entertainment is just as important a goal as true art, and that dumbstruck awe, cheap laughs, and "hell yes" are just as important for any work of art to inspire as any of the less base emotions.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    put that shit away i got a shiny red one right now

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    you know what i miss

    knob streaming punk rock

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    alright, here's something that's gay

    all the locals really have an affinity for having kids or actually having kids

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    put that shit away i got a shiny red one right now

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    how appropriate would it be to add a picture of me getting waterboarded on my profile?
    5769_518084053468_22702199_30799753_3104441_n.jpg

    You know you can put comments in on your photos, right? It'd be cool to have in your profile I'd say, just not as one of the ones that people see without comments.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I miss boobs.

    Me too

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i deleted my okcupid profile I believe

    you know the weird messages I got

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    boobs are the worst

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    how appropriate would it be to add a picture of me getting waterboarded on my profile?
    5769_518084053468_22702199_30799753_3104441_n.jpg

    You know you can put comments in on your photos, right? It'd be cool to have in your profile I'd say, just not as one of the ones that people see without comments.

    Yup. Added with a caption.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i deleted my okcupid profile I believe

    you know the weird messages I got

    Gonna fuck your cry fuck.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If I could pick somebody to start dating tomorrow evening-

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i deleted my okcupid profile I believe

    you know the weird messages I got

    What.

    Undelete it right now.

    I wanna see.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    should I make a trial eharmony profile?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i deleted my okcupid profile I believe

    you know the weird messages I got

    What.

    Undelete it right now.

    I wanna see.

    handy hint: don't post pictures of your ass

    you will get some messages!

    WL knows what's up

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so I just read the profile of a girl who is "looking for a guy with a full set of teeth" and, defeated, closed the tab.

    #pipe on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fake it till you make it brotherman

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