So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.
What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.
I guess a dislocated whatever would probably hurt. I've broken my arms three times and completely tore the skin off of my knee cap once and had my nose broken once and pulled a ham string twice.
You spelled baton incorrectly.
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I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.
Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.
I'f gladly trade the broken arms and messed up knee not being able to bend it for 7 weeks for a dislocated shoulder. That probably hurts like hell for a couple of hours, has a dull ache for a few days, and is more less a memory in a month, right?
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I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.
Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.
Any healing tips? I took some ibuprofen and have my arm in a makeshift sling (read: an old belt), and aside from icing it on and off every 10 minutes I don't know what else to do.
Aside from suck it up, of course.
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I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.
Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.
Any healing tips? I took some ibuprofen and have my arm in a makeshift sling (read: an old belt), and aside from icing it on and off every 10 minutes I don't know what else to do.
Aside from suck it up, of course.
Make sure it's back in socket properly is number 1. Just because it feels popped back, I've learned that it may not be so. That means doctor visit.
Besides that, it's ice and meds. The second time I did it I got a cortisone shot too, but that actually hurt pretty bad itself.
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edited January 2010
I'm going to the hospital in about forty minutes, myself, for a thing. A thing that is pretty unfun and probably related to my own personal medical mystery. Wooooo.
You could always run to the doctor just to make sure there's nothing else you can do to speed along the process, Hacksaw. Or you could just ask the internet and put some ice on it. Nothin' wrong with that.
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My friend and I drunkenly grappled on the concrete floor of his garage. At one point he slammed my entire body down and I landed on my elbow, because it hurts to move. The back of my skull is also in tons of pain.
I broke my ankle a few years back, and was told it wasn't broken, so I ended up walking around on it for about a month before they sent me a letter telling me they'd fucked up. It's never been right since, and walking around for months in a way which lessened the pain seems to have also messed my knee up.
I tripped on the kerb a week or two ago and said ankle has been in sporadic and mildly horrific pain ever since and it is really starting to annoy me. No really horrific injuries as of yet though, thank god
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Nah, my leg's all effed up from what I hope is just a severe allergic reaction compounded by infection. Otherwise it's related to an unidentified autoimmune disorder that made my life a living hell for two years of college.
Of course, this is a lady trouble in the sense that it is painful to wear high heels as affairs currently stand.
and also because of the hysteria, someone get the smelling salts, stat
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Nah, my leg's all effed up from what I hope is just a severe allergic reaction compounded by infection. Otherwise it's related to an unidentified autoimmune disorder that made my life a living hell for two years of college.
Of course, this is a lady trouble in the sense that it is painful to wear high heels as affairs currently stand.
and also because of the hysteria, someone get the smelling salts, stat
i had severe pain in my right leg once. actually the entire right side of the lower half of my body.
I got a smallish fracture in my fibia about a month ago. I _ent to the doctor and got one of those boots and some vicodin. I set the boot in my closet and just _alked around on it because it didnt hurt that bad. I just _anted the vicodin
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that's for sure.
I guess a dislocated whatever would probably hurt. I've broken my arms three times and completely tore the skin off of my knee cap once and had my nose broken once and pulled a ham string twice.
You spelled baton incorrectly.
Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.
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I could use another cup of coffee though.
Aside from suck it up, of course.
once my bare foot got stuck in the spokes of a rapidly moving bike, which then flipped and I went face-first into asphalt.
Make sure it's back in socket properly is number 1. Just because it feels popped back, I've learned that it may not be so. That means doctor visit.
Besides that, it's ice and meds. The second time I did it I got a cortisone shot too, but that actually hurt pretty bad itself.
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it stung for like a whole minute
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I thought it was awesome at the time, "Holy shit guys lookit how wide I can spread my fingers now"
Then I just wrapped some tape around it to keep them together and went back to my dishwashing job.
I think at this point only a cigarette could improve things.
You could always run to the doctor just to make sure there's nothing else you can do to speed along the process, Hacksaw. Or you could just ask the internet and put some ice on it. Nothin' wrong with that.
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I tripped on the kerb a week or two ago and said ankle has been in sporadic and mildly horrific pain ever since and it is really starting to annoy me. No really horrific injuries as of yet though, thank god
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Nah, my leg's all effed up from what I hope is just a severe allergic reaction compounded by infection. Otherwise it's related to an unidentified autoimmune disorder that made my life a living hell for two years of college.
Of course, this is a lady trouble in the sense that it is painful to wear high heels as affairs currently stand.
and also because of the hysteria, someone get the smelling salts, stat
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i had severe pain in my right leg once. actually the entire right side of the lower half of my body.
it was torsion.
are you sure you don't have torsion?
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I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not torsion
Could be the vapors, though!
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