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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    #someshit
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS shall henceforth be known as Eurojustin

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS shall henceforth be known as Eurojustin

    Wait, what? :?

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Do you really want me to get into detail of my own anecdotal evidence and why I said you are a bad lover, ELM?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    More than can. It's actively trying to kill you with cancer, pretty much all you can do to stop it is die of something else first.

    At my conference in December one of the talks was about detection of it and had the startling fact that every man who has a post mortem has some degree of prostate cancer.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    More than can. It's actively trying to kill you with cancer, pretty much all you can do to stop it is die of something else first.

    At my conference in December one of the talks was about detection of it and had the startling fact that every man who has a post mortem has some degree of prostate cancer.

    jesus. fuck that thing. can we get it removed?

    #someshit
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AHHHHHH. God I hate autotuning so much.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    More than can. It's actively trying to kill you with cancer, pretty much all you can do to stop it is die of something else first.

    At my conference in December one of the talks was about detection of it and had the startling fact that every man who has a post mortem has some degree of prostate cancer.

    It killed my grandfather. Man what does it even do other then make homosexuality worthwhile?

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Oathbreaker KingslayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    aUtoootUnING is the best thing

    the best thing

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It does something important to do with jizzing, but I can't for the lift of me remember what.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • TaranisTaranis Must be the feeling, it brings to you That makes you do what you doRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Autotuning is sooo last decade.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    More than can. It's actively trying to kill you with cancer, pretty much all you can do to stop it is die of something else first.

    At my conference in December one of the talks was about detection of it and had the startling fact that every man who has a post mortem has some degree of prostate cancer.

    It killed my grandfather. Man what does it even do other then make homosexuality worthwhile?

    Short answer is that it makes semen.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    See I think the G-spot is essentially a myth which covers up the fact that - gasp! - different people enjoy different modes of sexual stimulation.

    isn't it pretty well documented that men have one up their ass?

    Correct. But that's the prostate, it actually exists and can kill you with cancer.

    More than can. It's actively trying to kill you with cancer, pretty much all you can do to stop it is die of something else first.

    At my conference in December one of the talks was about detection of it and had the startling fact that every man who has a post mortem has some degree of prostate cancer.

    It killed my grandfather. Man what does it even do other then make homosexuality worthwhile?

    Short answer is that it makes semen.

    Bah who needs that.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    Like, apple juice?

    Because that would be awesome.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Oathbreaker KingslayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Peeing with a boner is terrible.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also I should really put together some kind of science mixtape to listen to in the lab. The problem of course being that science works utterly unlike any comic book movie montage.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    D&D [chat], where the interesting health questions are answered!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sigging me with a typo. Noooooooooooooooo Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    Peeing with a boner is impossible.

    My experience.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    Like, apple juice?

    Because that would be awesome.

    It produces a chemical that reduces the acidity of the vagina. I'll leave Justin to make the predictable "lolbitches" joke.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc

    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    D&D [chat], where the interesting health questions are answered!

    You left out the part where they're answered in strictly scientific terms.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc

    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

    Nope, it's your favorite love story.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    Like, apple juice?

    Because that would be awesome.

    It produces a chemical that reduces the acidity of the vagina. I'll leave Justin to make the predictable "lolbitches" joke.

    I AM NOT HERE TO BE YOUR COURT JESTER

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    Like, apple juice?

    Because that would be awesome.

    It produces a chemical that reduces the acidity of the vagina. I'll leave Justin to make the predictable "lolbitches" joke.

    I AM NOT HERE TO BE YOUR COURT JESTER

    loljustin

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

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    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

    Nope, it's your favorite love story.

    um.

    The Princess Bride?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    Like, apple juice?

    Because that would be awesome.

    It produces a chemical that reduces the acidity of the vagina. I'll leave Justin to make the predictable "lolbitches" joke.

    I AM NOT HERE TO BE YOUR COURT JESTER

    Well you caper about poorly dressed and spouting foolishness. It just seemed like you were looking for the job.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS shall henceforth be known as Eurojustin

    Wait, what? :?

    That was uncalled for

    my sorry

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    [/URL=""]

    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

    Nope, it's your favorite love story.

    um.

    The Princess Bride?

    Top Gun.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS shall henceforth be known as Eurojustin

    Wait, what? :?

    That was uncalled for

    my sorry

    'scool.

    It's gotten really foggy today. I can't even see the river from my work.

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    17 balls to go to see out the draw and no wickets left to lose. You never do things the easy way, do you?

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    [/URL=""]

    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

    Nope, it's your favorite love story.

    um.

    The Princess Bride?

    Top Gun.

    Oh yeah.

    That movie is totally about Tom Cruise fighting off homosexuality.

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

    What feeling?

    [/URL=""]

    Since YouTube is blocked at work again, that better be More than A Feeling by Boston.

    Nope, it's your favorite love story.

    um.

    The Princess Bride?

    Top Gun.

    Oh yeah.

    That movie is totally about Tom Cruise fighting off homosexuality.

    With science[tiny]tology[/tiny]

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    17 balls to go to see out the draw and no wickets left to lose. You never do things the easy way, do you?

    English English is fuckin nonsensical, you Lewis Carrol motherfuckers.

    And cricket is not a game. It's just a stupidly long ritual.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Anyone else see that awesome post with the flash show going through the entire Eastern Front of WWII?

    That was excellent.

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