mythbusters decided it was plausible to tie a person down over a bamboo shoot that's close to bursting from the ground and that it would burst up through them, killing them slowly and painfully over a period of days
aren't there like lichen that need no sunlight? growing in caves and such? also there are those fungi that brain control ants. would be hella scary if such existed on larger scale. in space or something.
aren't there like lichen that need no sunlight? growing in caves and such? also there are those fungi that brain control ants. would be hella scary if such existed on larger scale. in space or something.
Yeah I guess, but then I'm still not sure someone's head has the right conditions, too warm and wet.
I hope you florists are at least trying to grow such plants in secret. The job would be way less cool if it didn't include at least a little bit mad scientist.
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damn it I forgot
Steam
Liiya strikes again
First the triffids... now the clones
It's all coming together...
Muahahahahaaaa!
Not really dear, no. They'd die before they had chance to grow in your head.
If I had a penny for every time a customer asked me that at work...
So I guess to kill someone with a plant you're better off just trying to bash someone's head against a tree
NSFW because of a picture of a lung with a Fir in it. and because it's a wacky russian hoax
always jealous of the amount of human-shaped ballistics jelly they get to play with
Yeah I guess, but then I'm still not sure someone's head has the right conditions, too warm and wet.
I hope you florists are at least trying to grow such plants in secret. The job would be way less cool if it didn't include at least a little bit mad scientist.
All going Grim Fandango on us and secretly dealing weapons of death
So you're a plant slaughter house?
Basically, yes!
Those roses would cut off your feet and stick you in water too given half the chance
Being cut up and arranged according to size/colour for ornamental purposes
And no one at all would take any notice of them, either
edit: what a lame TOTP.
Maybe it's for the best, it's probably a nasty euphemism for something
"You vant to fuck a black man but are afraid of hees deek. Also you vant to sleep vith your muthzer."
dammit freud why you always gotta bring someone's mother into things
beginning to think you just want to fuck your mother and you're projecting
"vhy vould i fuck my mother
vhen i can fuck yourz"
damn you sigmund
hey run have you actually met a black person yet
I talked to one on the internet. he was really nice.
psychiatry is awesome
baby steps
"gotcha, it vas only flour
reverse psychiatry is awesome"
Know that the moon will rise.