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I dreamed I was a Terminator and I didn't want to wake up

MrMonroeMrMonroe passed outon the floor nowRegistered User regular
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
but then I saw my Torts prof from last semester and was all "oh no I can't let Kuklin see me or he'll find out I'm a Terminator and I'll get kicked out of school for being mechanical"

it was all very surreal, but I didn't manage to stay in it once I realized I was dreaming as I can sometimes

what have you been dreaming about recently?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream the other night about the annoying light being on in the hallway

    Then I woke up and realized that the light was on in the hallway

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    crap threads OH NO IM STILL ASLEEP 8-)8-)8-)


    i haven't dreamt all that much since i've come to college, and the ones i've had lately are forgotten because they creeped me out :(

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think I had a racist dream.

    I dreamt that an alien had come to Earth, and a black news anchor was interviewing him; a few minutes in the news anchor had turned into a gorilla and the alien had fallen in love with her.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    crap threads OH NO IM STILL ASLEEP 8-)8-)8-)

    Sometimes I dream about the forums :|

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream last night where I was doing mundane tasks in order to earn achievements, because I'm pathetic.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    crap threads OH NO IM STILL ASLEEP 8-)8-)8-)

    Sometimes I dream about the forums :|
    haha

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I had a dream last night where I was doing mundane tasks in order to earn achievements, because I'm pathetic.

    It's called a job, ace

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I had a dream last night where I was doing mundane tasks in order to earn achievements, because I'm pathetic.

    It's called a job, ace

    I wasn't even working in the dream, though!

    It was like, "Oh, I'd better take a shower... so I can get the achievement".

    What.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    a few weeks ago I dreamed I was fat

    it was awful

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've only had a few dreams where a forumer is present.
    Which is a good thing since they've all been terrible.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    click the spoiler to see the dream I had last night
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i had a dream that i boned nina hartley last night

    it was weird

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rinder wrote: »
    I've only had a few dreams where a forumer is present.
    Which is a good thing since they've all been terrible.

    I had a dream about meeting DL a week or so back

    his eyes kept changing size and I couldn't tell which was the glass one

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream a few months ago that involved me at all work all day, while my weiner wouldn't stop peeing blood.

    So, I had sit at my desk with a bucket and hold my cock over the bucket while the blood flowed into it. This is all going on while I'm just going about my job as normal.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    I've only had a few dreams where a forumer is present.
    Which is a good thing since they've all been terrible.

    I had a dream about meeting DL a week or so back

    his eyes kept changing size and I couldn't tell which was the glass one

    The only one I can remember off the top of my head is Stale dropping me off in the Mojave Desert.
    Then a lot of running away from coyotes.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Berk wrote: »
    click the spoiler to see the dream I had last night
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    best dream

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rinder wrote: »
    I've only had a few dreams where a forumer is present.
    Which is a good thing since they've all been terrible.

    I had a dream I went to PAX! Some forumers were there but as I don't know what any of you look like I had no idea who any of you were.

    I had a dream last night that my boss told me all my work was terrible, but wouldn't tell me why.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a nightmare when I was sick recently, it's kind of a recurring one since I was little. It's difficult to explain, but it involves mass not being correct. Like something is really heavy feeling, but moves lightly. The feeling's been bleeding into my daily life though, and it's really really weird.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Electric sleep.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream that I was going to PAX but it was in a mall and nobody was there

    It was odd and when I woke up I was disappointed I was not going to RealPAX

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I had a dream that I was going to PAX but it was in a mall and nobody was there

    Necrowombicon.

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  • RPGjunkieRPGjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last night I dreamt that I was a mutant time travelling stapler from the fifth dimension who rode on a zombie unicorn which was equipped with heat seaking missiles and AK-47s. I travelled throughout the universe and the sands of time and brought righteous justice to all evil doers. And no, I am most definitely not making this up OR taking crack.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My brother was telling my about his dream last night where Muhammed Ali came to the door to talk to him about diabetes.

    "Goddamnit Muhammed Ali, I have already had two people talk to me about diabetes today and I don't need this shit from you"

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream where I was apparently in the Waffen-SS on the eastern front and caught this nubile russian spy girl and had to "interrogate" her. Apparently I need to stop playing Hearts of Iron before I go to sleep. Or something.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    a few weeks ago I dreamed I was fat

    it was awful

    TDOT is living the dream

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kayne Red Robe wrote: »
    I had a dream where I was apparently in the Waffen-SS on the eastern front and caught this nubile russian spy girl and had to "interrogate" her. Apparently I need to stop playing Hearts of Iron before I go to sleep. Or something.

    I assume you interrogated her with your penis?

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I once had a dream in which I fell asleep going down a waterslide. Then in that dream I was at a park or something, and I ended up falling asleep there. There were multiple layers of sleeping and waking up and it was all rather confusing.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »
    Kayne Red Robe wrote: »
    I had a dream where I was apparently in the Waffen-SS on the eastern front and caught this nubile russian spy girl and had to "interrogate" her. Apparently I need to stop playing Hearts of Iron before I go to sleep. Or something.

    I assume you interrogated her with your penis?

    Oh my yes.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    celandine wrote: »
    I think I had a racist dream.

    I dreamt that an alien had come to Earth, and a black news anchor was interviewing him; a few minutes in the news anchor had turned into a gorilla and the alien had fallen in love with her.

    I had a dream with <3 (the forumer) in it, I was meeting him at his fancy apartment in LA or something. Anyway I've never heard him talk and in my dream he sounded exactly like John Cho (aka the only famous asian male actor who doesn't know martial arts). The weird part was the 'conscious' part of my mind which navigates the bizarro dreamscapes my subconscious comes up with noticed this, and pointed it out in the dream. My ego hates my racist id, I guess.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I dreamed I locked my step brother in a casket as a joke. Then when his mom asked where he was I was like "oh shit" because a UPS like company had taken it somewhere and I hadnt left in food or water for him. I ran around in somebodys yard near a lake where there were giant frogs everywhere and I was afraid they were going to attack me, then I woke up.

    My favorite though was a couple months ago. I was running around this neighborhood getting chased by some kids and when I ran in a house I was chased off by a maid type person. I then met some girl while I was running through this big ass hallway and I turned into a mini clifford looking dog who had superpowers and flew her to a tree house. She got freaked out and I think turned into a cat and left. So I flew to the next city over and fought an evil possessed house.

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  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I recently had a dream where I was an actor in a horror movie about demons in a swamp. I had a scene where I got to make out with a hot girl, but I kept flubbing my lines and another actor was trying to convince the director that he could do the scene better.

    The director was about to fire me when a bunch of real demons swept in and we all fell through a hole into hell. Hell looked a little like a huge shopping mall with carpeted floors, but on fire.

    I went to the bar at a nearby TGI Fridays and convinced the demon bartender that I left my demon ID in my other human meatsuit. Some other drunk demons were starting to get suspicious, trying to get me to drink demon alcohol that would kill me instantly, and then I woke up.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I want to drink this demon alcohol

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream about roller-skating in a church last night

    It was a pretty awesome dream

    I did one of those thing were you jump up and touch your feet

    And then the music started playing

    BAH BAH BAH DUH DUH!
    NO NO NO
    BAH DAH DAH DAH DAH
    OYEEOOOOO

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a dream the other night that I was a fisherman with my dad in South America

    It was weird

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i had this one dream a few nights ago of the old west

    but kinda steampunk-y?

    everyone had guns/revolvers, but you could get casings that the gun fitted into or that you fastened around the gun, that still left most of the handle and trigger open, sometimes changing them

    these casings would affect the gun's properties in decently standard RPG ways

    you could also get barrels you could fit inside these casings t change accuracy, range, etc

    I wrote it down and I'm going to try to do something with it because it was ridiculously cool in my dream

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    in my dream
    i am the star.
    its me

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    lately my sex dreams consisted mostly of kissing and cuddling and much less of fucking.

    does that mean I am growing up?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    ?fh=7fddaf75888b58effde4154dfefa5c74
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    Love the first two panels.

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