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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    whoa hey Rob you're a bunny again

    did you go into the Dark World
    it doesn't work that way

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ps RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

    .ytmnd probably

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

    oh so that's how it is is it?

    well believe you me I am going to build the best damn office you ever seen

    oh yeah

    you'll see

    Yes, the "best damn office"

    It will be a "damn office" alright.

    Because whenever I'm inside it, I'm in hell.

    HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

    THIS OFFICE WILL SAVE YOU FROM PEOPLE

    it will have no doors

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i hope 3d tvs stay out for a while so i can pick up a top notch 1080p 50 incher for a reduced, non 3d price. I mean damn, i know people that are still resisting blueray, tons of people.

    I've already seen some 52 inchers up here at 1080p going for 1,200 bucks (CDN).

    Also I still know people resisting too but they are being reduced in number. They all used to love borrowing movies from my collection because I had a TON of stuff, but now they come over and they're like, "Oh hey can I borrow a movie what do you have that's ne--- oh fuck all you have is blurays....those work in a DVD player?"


    I'll never go back to DVD, I hate watching it now. Although there is the odd exception that still looks really good on DVD.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DOCK THE KRAKEN!

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just got back from seeing this movie. Here is my review:

    It is a series of plot devices stuck end to end to form some illusion of plot advancement. There are a million characters that they try to make you feel for, but then they are removed from the story line which makes you doubt their importance in the film at all. The scenes that you think should be fleshed out aren't at all, and the ones that should be shorter are too long.

    I didn't think it was that good, but hey, it was free.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    The premise of the movie seems to be a very realistic one (Being a super hero would get you killed fast), but the action scenes look over-the-top and ridiculous. How are these things reconciled?
    Hit Girl and Big Daddy are 2 people who have trained all their lives and have found superheroing as an excuse to actually kick people's asses without feeling bad

    it's dumb

    but it looks cool!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

    oh so that's how it is is it?

    well believe you me I am going to build the best damn office you ever seen

    oh yeah

    you'll see

    Yes, the "best damn office"

    It will be a "damn office" alright.

    Because whenever I'm inside it, I'm in hell.

    HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

    THIS OFFICE WILL SAVE YOU FROM PEOPLE

    it will have no doors

    And how do you suppose to get out of the doorless office?!

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Interesting reviews...I'm going to see Kickass no matter what but now I'm worried about paying for kraken release

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

    oh so that's how it is is it?

    well believe you me I am going to build the best damn office you ever seen

    oh yeah

    you'll see

    Yes, the "best damn office"

    It will be a "damn office" alright.

    Because whenever I'm inside it, I'm in hell.

    HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

    THIS OFFICE WILL SAVE YOU FROM PEOPLE

    it will have no doors

    And how do you suppose to get out of the doorless office?!

    ...

    shit

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am sorry for inadvertently trying to kill you munkus

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Your sorry that your hairbrained schemes got found out again and now you're gonna have to GET ME THE COFFEE ROBCHAM! GET ME MY COFFEE, STEAL A DESK FROM YAYA, THEN CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Trent the only two people in the movie who are capable superheroes are a) psychotic and b) have trained non-stop for literally years

    and even then they're not invincible

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Trent the only two people in the movie who are capable superheroes are a) psychotic and b) have trained non-stop for literally years

    and even then they're not invincible

    Ok, cool. Yeah I'm pretty much seeing that movie no matter what.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whoa whoa wait

    THERE ARE PSYCHICS IN KICK-ASS?

    edit: I mean

    PSYCHOTICS?

    er

    okay

    yeah

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    regarding kick ass, i have not seen it but read the first volume comic. ending question.
    Does the movie end when the first volume of the comic ends, when kickass is back to getting beat up in school and red mist is trolling in his computer? Or did i misread and the whole comic ends completely there?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Your sorry that your hairbrained schemes got found out again and now you're gonna have to GET ME THE COFFEE ROBCHAM! GET ME MY COFFEE, STEAL A DESK FROM YAYA, THEN CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED
    oh just you wait




    I am going to pee in your coffee

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MAJOR spoiler alert: example of one thing they did wrong in Clash which seemed to pop up a lot
    After Persius turns the kraken to stone with medusa's head (which doesn't make sense since earlier they said that only men could be affected, and this was proven with the tree man who wasn't turned to stone), Hades pops up to Persius and is pissed as all fuck that he messed things up. You are thinking, "Ok, so here comes some real plot progression. The demi god will fight Hades to restore order! Yay!"

    But you're wrong. He just says a one liner, gets his sword struck by lightning and banishes Hades back to the underworld in one foul swoop. Lame.

    The parts that SHOULD have had meaning and impact were all these little tiny tid bits instead. It was lame.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I loved this movie as a kid. I am worried that I won't love the re-release as an adult.

    What if I hate it, does that mean I hate my childhood? Is that a bad thing?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it just means you hate crap films

    this remake is a crap film is what people are saying

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Louis Leterrier: I actually will finish the film tomorrow. The 3-D footage you saw last night is a good example of how the film will look. But they said it's seventy-five percent done? No. It's, like, fifty percent. Not even. More like forty percent. (Laughs) I was looking at [the footage] and going, "Oh, I hate that." There was some stuff where I was just like, "Ugh!" But they had to show it as proof of good intention, like, "Yes, this is going to be in 3-D! Trust us!" It was a good call for them to show it in 2-D and not 3-D. It would've been a massacre for me.

    This is the director talking about the 3D process being behind when they did an advanced screening. By the sounds of it they never really finished.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Now I'm starting to think I should just see this in 2D. Some of the reviewers are saying that they took their 3D glasses off, preferring to see a blurry image rather than the 3D because it was that bad.

    I hope all of this is exaggeration.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Putting the Kraken away has got to be hard. Like one of those fake cans of peanuts.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm gonna release my kraken into your maelstrom.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Liam Neeson gets paid, the end

    At least, that's all I can tell about this movie.
    I would watch a movie with a tag line that honest.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wonder if you get to see Danaës boob in this one too.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am watching this just for the 3D because I am a WHORE for 3D

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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2010
    oh man what a surprise

    movie inspired by game that rapes greek myth sucks

    i am shocked beyond all belief

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    I am watching this just for the 3D because I am a WHORE for 3D
    Sorry, bro, but that makes you dumb.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So a webcomic I was enjoying just ended abruptly because the makers were contacted by Michael Bay to work on a movie.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's some pretty fortuitous timing.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    I am watching this just for the 3D because I am a WHORE for 3D
    Sorry, bro, but that makes you dumb.

    That's true,but I also get to watch it for free 8-)

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wish I was watching it. Instead, I've got to wait two and a half hours so I can get through our second print of Why Did I Get Married Too first. Just finished screening the first print, and Clash comes after this. Rottentomatoes and IMDB both have WDIGMT listed as a "Comedy". I don't think they've seen it.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god...WHY do you have to watch that?

    Are you a projectionist?

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh god...WHY do you have to watch that?

    Are you a projectionist?

    Yup.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey, I keep noticing burn marks are in different places now. Are they experimenting with that to make them less jarring?

    Do you have one of those new digital theaters there where they download the movie?

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nah, we're still all 35mm here. Haven't noticed any different placement on burn marks lately.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Trent you are some kind of stupid, aren't you?

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that's not nice!

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    HEY

    No, the burn marks used to be in the corners or whatever but I've started seeing them in the middle of the screen more recently. Although now that I think of it I guess you can burn them together wherever the hell you want.

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