If you read J as the T-Rex from Qwantz...I am suddenly amused.
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edited April 2010
i have found myself becoming much less idealistic with regards to gender equality and gender roles and the irrelevance of gender and all of that as i have dated more and gotten older
I find out that she actually wanted to fuck that night. She just thought that it was her role as a girl to say no, and my role as a guy to take her, and I should have known by what she was doing that she wanted me to. She said that "if I wanted to get laid I had to learn how to be a man, like [her new boyfriend.]"
Let us sit quietly and ponder, for a moment, the degree to which that is fucked the shit up.
If I was playing street fighter or starcraft? Leave my junk alone!
Something mindless like mario galaxy or WoW though? Go to town.
I don't know if I would ever refuse a during-game blow job.
In fact, I most definitely would not.
I don't give a shit if I'm playing Starcraft, I'll just lose that game. I mean, I'd probably lose the game anyway, and in this instance I'm getting fellated.
I would be sure to type that at the end, though.
GG. FYI I was getting blown, but I'm sure you had fun too.
I think getting sexual favors while playing WoW is weird as hell. I think it's because sex is way more enjoyable like, in a bed, and so it just makes it seem like you're having such a good time levelling in Un'Goro or raiding ICC that you can't tear yourself away for an awesome blowjob.
ICC?
Icecrown Citadel, the latest and greatest raid instance.
I see. I haven't played since Ulduar.
Is it fun?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it worse than Ulduar?
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
My greatest hope is that I will never be a Stephanie Meyer.
She's rich as fuck. Say what you will about her books but she could probably buy herself an island and a legion of manslaves and rule it with an iron fist.
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
I would cold write terrible sparkle vampire fiction for a dump-truck full of cash
Yeah. In the same way I can't actually fault blatantly produced and commercialized musicians like boybands and whatnot.
I mean if a record company want to pay me a boatload of money to sing mindless music while they take care of making me look and sound amazing, I'd jump on board.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
There is decent money in contract writing. Sure your books will be panned in the reading thread but it's steady pay.
What is contract writing?
The pulpiest of genre fiction. The Harlequin monthlies, the D&D books, the Murder She Wrote/Popular Mystery TV series tie ins, and the lowliest of them all, Men's Adventure novels. All of it is written on a contract basis. You get a flat rate and you don't own the work anymore. But I'm told it's pretty steady.
I'm not saying there isn't a good reason for not being interested in oral but that reason is terrible and depressing.
Eh, it sucks but if you can convince one to enjoy it then it can be rather rewarding.
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edited April 2010
Cass I just realized that I sent you a PM with a typo. That first comment should read "I dig", not "I did".
Please except the first joint of my pinky finger in reparation.
I would cold write terrible sparkle vampire fiction for a dump-truck full of cash
Yeah. In the same way I can't actually fault blatantly produced and commercialized musicians like boybands and whatnot.
I mean if a record company want to pay me a boatload of money to sing mindless music while they take care of making me look and sound amazing, I'd jump on board.
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
My greatest hope is that I will never be a Stephanie Meyer.
She's rich as fuck. Say what you will about her books but she could probably buy herself an island and a legion of manslaves and rule it with an iron fist.
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
I have no problem selling my integrity for millions of dollars.
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
There is decent money in contract writing. Sure your books will be panned in the reading thread but it's steady pay.
What is contract writing?
The pulpiest of genre fiction. The Harlequin monthlies, the D&D books, the Murder She Wrote/Popular Mystery TV series tie ins, and the lowliest of them all, Men's Adventure novels. All of it is written on a contract basis. You get a flat rate and you don't own the work anymore. But I'm told it's pretty steady.
I'm not saying there isn't a good reason for not being interested in oral but that reason is terrible and depressing.
Eh, it sucks but if you can convince one to enjoy it then it can be rather rewarding.
OH SHIT HARLEQUINS
GETTING IN ON THAT SHIT
Her loins throbbed as Lord Kensington turned a dark eye towards her. "You're late for the exquisite dinner party," he menaced. She quivered both inside and out. Why could she not please the Lord Kensington as she wanted to? And she wanted to please him in oh so many ways.
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
My greatest hope is that I will never be a Stephanie Meyer.
She's rich as fuck. Say what you will about her books but she could probably buy herself an island and a legion of manslaves and rule it with an iron fist.
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
If Twilight didn't exist, those same people would still have had plenty of other terrible books to choose from and probably would have just bought other terrible books.
Derrida is a genius writer because derrida consciously tries to write in an unspeakable, and possibly even unthinkable, language.
Your definition of "genius" is broken.
I am by no means a Derrida fan but I am kind of dying to hear in detail what you, _J_, have to say about him. I feel like that even when agreeing with you I would disagree with you.
I find out that she actually wanted to fuck that night. She just thought that it was her role as a girl to say no, and my role as a guy to take her, and I should have known by what she was doing that she wanted me to. She said that "if I wanted to get laid I had to learn how to be a man, like [her new boyfriend.]"
Let us sit quietly and ponder, for a moment, the degree to which that is fucked the shit up.
The saddest part is the time it took me to reach this conclusion after the fact.
Yeah, that shit is fucked up.
Whenever a girl uses the "be a man" argument I want so badly to say "alright, in being a man, how hard would you like me to hit you?"
If Twilight didn't exist, those same people would still have had plenty of other terrible books to choose from and probably would have just bought other terrible books.
This is the same logic that hired assassins use. "If it wasn't me doing it, they would hire someone else, so it's not like I'm actually killing them."
For the record I'm halfway joking and would totally write smut if I got paid enough.
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HachfaceNot the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking ofDammit, Shepard!Registered Userregular
Derrida is a genius writer because derrida consciously tries to write in an unspeakable, and possibly even unthinkable, language.
Your definition of "genius" is broken.
Often when I read a book and the language therein is unspeakable and especially unthinkable, I am more inclined to assume the author is retarded.
I wouldn't go this far, but I would say that the kind of language experiments that Derrida was doing probably more properly belong to the realm of literature and not philosophy. I think this accounts for his popularity in English departments.
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I would cold write terrible sparkle vampire fiction for a dump-truck full of cash
Yeah. In the same way I can't actually fault blatantly produced and commercialized musicians like boybands and whatnot.
I mean if a record company want to pay me a boatload of money to sing mindless music while they take care of making me look and sound amazing, I'd jump on board.
The Twilight books are not boy bands.
The Twilight books represent a commercialization of domestic abuse and gender inequality. Stephanie Meyers and all of the people who made her book series a success are responsible for a serious setback in how a significant number of people view relationships and gender.
If I was responsible for that I would think I had just committed a God damn warcrime.
I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
My greatest hope is that I will never be a Stephanie Meyer.
She's rich as fuck. Say what you will about her books but she could probably buy herself an island and a legion of manslaves and rule it with an iron fist.
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
I fell little loyalty to society. I'm more concerned with my own happiness than society's
I wouldn't go this far, but I would say that the kind of language experiments that Derrida was doing probably more properly belong to the realm of literature and not philosophy. I think this accounts for his popularity in English departments.
Uh, I think the effects of his theories have stretched out far beyond English departments.
My grandma once told me that a woman is allowed to throw her drink in a man's face or slap him once, and the man is allowed to shake her firmly or block the doors.
If Twilight didn't exist, those same people would still have had plenty of other terrible books to choose from and probably would have just bought other terrible books.
This is the same logic that hired assassins use. "If it wasn't me doing it, they would hire someone else, so it's not like I'm actually killing them."
For the record I'm halfway joking and would totally write smut if I got paid enough.
I would write smut for free.
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I find out that she actually wanted to fuck that night. She just thought that it was her role as a girl to say no, and my role as a guy to take her, and I should have known by what she was doing that she wanted me to. She said that "if I wanted to get laid I had to learn how to be a man, like [her new boyfriend.]"
Let us sit quietly and ponder, for a moment, the degree to which that is fucked the shit up.
The saddest part is the time it took me to reach this conclusion after the fact.
Yeah, that shit is fucked up.
Whenever a girl uses the "be a man" argument I want so badly to say "alright, in being a man, how hard would you like me to hit you?"
well if they're saying that to you in particular i doubt they're using man as a gender but rather, trying to indicate human as opposed to robot
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HachfaceNot the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking ofDammit, Shepard!Registered Userregular
I wouldn't go this far, but I would say that the kind of language experiments that Derrida was doing probably more properly belong to the realm of literature and not philosophy. I think this accounts for his popularity in English departments.
Uh, I think the effects of his theories have stretched out far beyond English departments.
Did I imply that his influence was restricted to English departments?
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I feel like the first step in looking towards writing for a living is to realize you probably won't be a J.K Rowling or a Stephenie Meyer or a Stephen King or hell, even an Alex Kava or Alice Sebold.
I'd be happy writing things on demand for companies. Product descriptions or whatever.
My greatest hope is that I will never be a Stephanie Meyer.
She's rich as fuck. Say what you will about her books but she could probably buy herself an island and a legion of manslaves and rule it with an iron fist.
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
I fell little loyalty to society. I'm more concerned with my own happiness than society's
If you could become incredibly rich by pretending to be a Republican, would you do it?
My grandma once told me that a woman is allowed to throw her drink in a man's face or slap him once, and the man is allowed to shake her firmly or block the doors.
That was kinda fucked up.
It's funny because she's just describing the confrontation scenes from circa 40s-50s movies.
The Twilight books represent a commercialization of domestic abuse and gender inequality. Stephanie Meyers and all of the people who made her book series a success are responsible for a serious setback in how a significant number of people view relationships and gender.
If I was responsible for that I would think I had just committed a God damn warcrime.
I am really starting to get annoyed with the level of utter ridiculousness the whole gender equality debate has reached on this forum.
Edit: Will said it more tactfully a few posts below this one.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Her loins throbbed as Lord Kensington turned a dark eye towards her. "You're late for the exquisite dinner party," he menaced. She quivered both inside and out. Why could she not please the Lord Kensington as she wanted to? And she wanted to please him in oh so many ways.
Then they fuck on a yacht for ten chapters.
Average pay out per book for that is around $4000. I'd churn those novels out like butter if I could.
I wouldn't go this far, but I would say that the kind of language experiments that Derrida was doing probably more properly belong to the realm of literature and not philosophy. I think this accounts for his popularity in English departments.
Uh, I think the effects of his theories have stretched out far beyond English departments.
Did I imply that his influence was restricted to English departments?
Not necessarily, but that's how I read it. *shrugs*
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Were you dating Ayn Rand?
fuckin noob rush
Is it worse than Ulduar?
you're welcome
don't you go decrying my music taste for a while now
because despite all the shitty music I listen to
I'm still straight up gangsta
I would rather get my dick stabbed off with a spoon than make money writing the cultural and societal atrocities that are the Twilight books.
Yeah. In the same way I can't actually fault blatantly produced and commercialized musicians like boybands and whatnot.
I mean if a record company want to pay me a boatload of money to sing mindless music while they take care of making me look and sound amazing, I'd jump on board.
The pulpiest of genre fiction. The Harlequin monthlies, the D&D books, the Murder She Wrote/Popular Mystery TV series tie ins, and the lowliest of them all, Men's Adventure novels. All of it is written on a contract basis. You get a flat rate and you don't own the work anymore. But I'm told it's pretty steady.
Eh, it sucks but if you can convince one to enjoy it then it can be rather rewarding.
Please except the first joint of my pinky finger in reparation.
Your definition of "genius" is broken.
Yeah, I'd whore myself out for that.
I have no problem selling my integrity for millions of dollars.
OH SHIT HARLEQUINS
GETTING IN ON THAT SHIT
Her loins throbbed as Lord Kensington turned a dark eye towards her. "You're late for the exquisite dinner party," he menaced. She quivered both inside and out. Why could she not please the Lord Kensington as she wanted to? And she wanted to please him in oh so many ways.
Then they fuck on a yacht for ten chapters.
If Twilight didn't exist, those same people would still have had plenty of other terrible books to choose from and probably would have just bought other terrible books.
Often when I read a book and the language therein is unspeakable and especially unthinkable, I am more inclined to assume the author is retarded.
I am by no means a Derrida fan but I am kind of dying to hear in detail what you, _J_, have to say about him. I feel like that even when agreeing with you I would disagree with you.
I bet you some interstitial publishers would pick it up or something.
Yeah, that shit is fucked up.
Whenever a girl uses the "be a man" argument I want so badly to say "alright, in being a man, how hard would you like me to hit you?"
This is the same logic that hired assassins use. "If it wasn't me doing it, they would hire someone else, so it's not like I'm actually killing them."
For the record I'm halfway joking and would totally write smut if I got paid enough.
I wouldn't go this far, but I would say that the kind of language experiments that Derrida was doing probably more properly belong to the realm of literature and not philosophy. I think this accounts for his popularity in English departments.
The Twilight books are not boy bands.
The Twilight books represent a commercialization of domestic abuse and gender inequality. Stephanie Meyers and all of the people who made her book series a success are responsible for a serious setback in how a significant number of people view relationships and gender.
If I was responsible for that I would think I had just committed a God damn warcrime.
Derrida seems like one such case.
Uh, I think the effects of his theories have stretched out far beyond English departments.
That was kinda fucked up.
I would write smut for free.
Derrida
Deleuze
Foucault
Butler
Badiou
well if they're saying that to you in particular i doubt they're using man as a gender but rather, trying to indicate human as opposed to robot
Did I imply that his influence was restricted to English departments?
If you could become incredibly rich by pretending to be a Republican, would you do it?
It's funny because she's just describing the confrontation scenes from circa 40s-50s movies.
I am really starting to get annoyed with the level of utter ridiculousness the whole gender equality debate has reached on this forum.
Edit: Will said it more tactfully a few posts below this one.
Average pay out per book for that is around $4000. I'd churn those novels out like butter if I could.
Not necessarily, but that's how I read it. *shrugs*