If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.
Several of my friends have asked me this and expressed general disbelief in evolution. The sad thing is some of them are pretty smart and more than a few are biology majors. Deep down I know they know its true, but it's some sort of weird mix of pride and religious beliefs that stop them from just admitting it.
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If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
Oh my god, one of my friends asked me this in earnest.
Me too. The really annoying thing was that he had the gall to be annoyed when I started explaining it to him. Eventually he just called me a liar and stormed off.
I'm pretty sure conspiracy theorists don't actually want answers. Answers ruin a perfectly good conspiracy theory.
I actually cheered when i saw that Buzz Aldrin video, and i'm pretty sure every other sane person did as well.
All these theories are based on a fundamental lie about humanity, which is that we could plan and carry off things of this size without fucking anything up, or anyone dropping the ball.
From my brief time on this planet, it's pretty clear that no matter how hard we try, we always fuck things up.
Wow. These conspiracy theories are amazing. A trend I've noticed in my little chunk of Canada is a general resentment of Catholicism and fundamentalism but I still here this stuff all the time. My friend's girl got him into that whole moonlanding business and I've met several flat earth believers. It's like we're stuck in some kind of horrible sceptical vacuum where all ideas are false.
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My favorite conspiracy theory is when my high school social studies teacher told us his theory on JFK.
What it basically boiled down to is Oswald shot, the Secret Service jumped up in response to the gunshot, the car behind JFK slammed on the breaks, a Secret Service dude who stood up facing the rear of the car fell over backwards and whoops, accidentally ventilated the president's brain.
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I saw the link and I thought, wait, the earth growing? What, from meteors and shit? Ok, sure, a little. Then I watched. You mean you don't believe in plate tectonics. :x
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my parents have also refused to send in the census form
The census is how the space jew lizards gain power of attorney over you and gives them the space rights to conduct ground rainbow experiments on you.
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Several of my friends have asked me this and expressed general disbelief in evolution. The sad thing is some of them are pretty smart and more than a few are biology majors. Deep down I know they know its true, but it's some sort of weird mix of pride and religious beliefs that stop them from just admitting it.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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Did they give a reason?
Ask her if she believes in robots and Elvis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kL7qDeI05U
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What if I only believe in Robot-Elvi?
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Me too. The really annoying thing was that he had the gall to be annoyed when I started explaining it to him. Eventually he just called me a liar and stormed off.
I'm pretty sure conspiracy theorists don't actually want answers. Answers ruin a perfectly good conspiracy theory.
All these theories are based on a fundamental lie about humanity, which is that we could plan and carry off things of this size without fucking anything up, or anyone dropping the ball.
From my brief time on this planet, it's pretty clear that no matter how hard we try, we always fuck things up.
It fits perfectly!*
*when you warp the sides and squish everything together
So...the water just hid underneath or did dinosaurs pee the oceans into existence?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfgkm0eBGsc
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hearing this question never fails to hurt my brain
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e: they didn't want to give out their INFORMATION, geek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
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Also: go Canada Arm. That's all we need in space.
Oh jesus christ my head.
I'm bleeding out the nose.
Oh god....
Am I watching an infomercial?
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What it basically boiled down to is Oswald shot, the Secret Service jumped up in response to the gunshot, the car behind JFK slammed on the breaks, a Secret Service dude who stood up facing the rear of the car fell over backwards and whoops, accidentally ventilated the president's brain.
Yes, I love this video.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
An infomercial for JESUS.
Act now, space in Heaven is limited!
So... where did the oceans come from? Or where were they when the planet was so small?
I can't believe I'm crediting this enough to even ask.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&NR=1
I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
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Pineapple, of course, is the devil's fruit.
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1.) The water was always there and receded into basins when the planet grew.
2.) The atmosphere and water were "outgassed from the interior".
3.) New matter gets constantly created inside the earth, including rock and water.
The Satan Apple fits perfectly up the ass of a pedophile homosexual and has been proven via the bible to cause cancer in heathens.
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