I read a lot of letters to the editor. I enjoy reading the ramblings of the generally ignorant masses trying to scribble their addled thoughts on paper and get them printed by the local news. I've seen a lot of stupid during my time reading these things. Not just things I have differing opinions on. I can live with that. I'm talking about people saying things so stupid, it just makes you feel numb inside. I present you with this letter written by Ms. Connie M. Meskimen of Hot Springs, Arkansas. We are all doomed.
Daylight exacerbates warning
You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two. This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they ? Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.
CONNIE M. MESKIMEN / Hot Springs
TL;DR: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ADDS MORE SUNLIGHT TO EARTH CAUSING THE GLOBAL WARMING EFFECT!
Yes folks, by adjusting clocks an hour ahead a month earlier this year, we actually added 1 hour of sunlight to the earth for that longer period. Daylight savings time is causing more solar rays to hit the earth, thus causing warming. The liberal congress can now control how much sunlight a given spot on the earth receives in an effort to promote their anti-industrial global warming agenda. Next, terrorist leader Destro Bin Laden of the Al-Ja Cobra cell will create a Weather Dominator to control us all and then make out with the Baroness.
Is there a reply to it? Because I doubt something stupid like that would be allowed to stand un-harrassed.
I've written three replies so far and can't send them because they're far to insulting, even for me. I'm actually amazed that anyone this stupid could survive long enough to be able to write something like this.
How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.
How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.
So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?
How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.
So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?
Did you take your cockbag pills today or something? He assumes lawyers are smart in paragraph four, and by the end shows nothing but it maybe 1) fake 2) satire 3) from a retarded person. Lord Dave, I expect better from you.
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or cock severing
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the fox dildo?
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Because it's really fucking funny?
Or the guy who died from horse-fucking?
Or the guy who drowned in elephant shit?
Humanity has been jumping sharks since we hopped out of the pond.
Call the ninja Turtles!
A newspaper so fair and balanced, it even publishes the ramblings of complete morons.
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Probably the most intelligent letter they received from conservative nutjobs.
shit, I'm going to adjust the hands on my Personal Portable Chronographic Time-Controller right now so I can sleep in a bit more.
It's a pretty sweet one, too. It's a Fossil.
These guys just have a better way of getting the word out.
uh
wow
And I spent most of last night reading up on retarded conspiracy theories.
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I've written three replies so far and can't send them because they're far to insulting, even for me. I'm actually amazed that anyone this stupid could survive long enough to be able to write something like this.
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That's where most of my family's from.
...explains a lot, really.
Welcome to WA State.
Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!
My "hottest March ever" consisted of a blizzard that dropped nearly a foot of snow and about a week and a half of near zero temperatures.
I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?
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Has Krieger Von Vergultung started a trend were we all leave one grammatical mistake in every post?
Man, I hope not,
There's an actual blagoblog now?
This guy is a detective like Batman.
Hey.
It was fucking colder in SD.
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How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.
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So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?
be creative
here, go play Shock Defense for a while
Did you take your cockbag pills today or something? He assumes lawyers are smart in paragraph four, and by the end shows nothing but it maybe 1) fake 2) satire 3) from a retarded person. Lord Dave, I expect better from you.
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oh you're one of those guys