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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why are these alcoholic beverages in soda pop bottles.

    We have them like that in NA as well.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    oh it's strongbow!

    college students everywhere are forever seeking the holy grail of cheap drunk

    I am a college student but cider is still filth. Go get some foster's or something, or a crate of carlsberg.

    Were you confused over the name?

    Fosters, really? Again, it's filth.

    Carlsberg isn't great either.

    Foster's is the best available filth remaining fairly cheap. Tomorrow night I shall probably imbibe about 10-15 pints of alcoholic beverage, the pain will be quite something.

    XXXX is better and cheaper than Foster's

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    What you want, Eddy, is three slabs of wifebeater from Tesco for £18.

    There is a real drink called wife beater? My god thats glorious.

    Stella Artois

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    The best drink we ever came up with was half Monster energy drink, quarter vodka, quarter Tesco value cider. We called it a zanzibar. Jesus that stuff will get you drunk fast.

    You kids and your "monster". That only came out like last year.

    Monster is the best energy drink. So much better than Lucozade or Red Bull or any of their derivatives.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    actually the drink shop sells 6 packs for 5 pounds

    usually i get carlsberg which is okay beer

    we went to a proper pub earlier and I got a very tasty wheat beer Ludwig and a 6X

    SO DON'T JUDGE ME

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    What you want, Eddy, is three slabs of wifebeater from Tesco for £18.

    There is a real drink called wife beater? My god thats glorious.

    Stella Artois is called wifebeater.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Watching The Human Centipede, eating a sandwich.

    ...

    8-)

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    Edward Ciderhands :3

    What a horrible horrible game.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    oh it's strongbow!

    college students everywhere are forever seeking the holy grail of cheap drunk

    I am a college student but cider is still filth. Go get some foster's or something, or a crate of carlsberg.

    Were you confused over the name?

    Fosters, really? Again, it's filth.

    Carlsberg isn't great either.

    Foster's is the best available filth remaining fairly cheap. Tomorrow night I shall probably imbibe about 10-15 pints of alcoholic beverage, the pain will be quite something.

    XXXX is better and cheaper than Foster's

    I'll remember that if I spot it in the UK. Local student bar doesn't have it and I've never seen it in a sainsbury's or anything.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    The best drink we ever came up with was half Monster energy drink, quarter vodka, quarter Tesco value cider. We called it a zanzibar. Jesus that stuff will get you drunk fast.

    You kids and your "monster". That only came out like last year.

    Monster is the best energy drink. So much better than Lucozade or Red Bull or any of their derivatives.

    I prefer Relentless because it has a poem on the can and understands my pain. That stuff got me my Masters. And possibly shaved several years off the working life of my heart.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The drunkest I ever was was when I drank half a bottle of Captain Morgans in 20 minutes. It was literally pour drink, down it, pour drink, down it till the bottle was gone between the two of us.

    Jesus that was a fun day.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

    Man I saw this episode of bones.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Now going around the my god why the fuck are you drinking that swill discussion, I had a lovely hike today. About 5 and a half miles with a lot of up(about 1500 ft climbed in 2 miles or so) and pretty sights. By this picture you can see I enjoyed it.

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    It was also really pretty up there.

    2010-06-01%2011.14.24.jpg

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    XXXX is better and cheaper than Foster's

    I'll remember that if I spot it in the UK. Local student bar doesn't have it and I've never seen it in a sainsbury's or anything.

    I've never seen it on tap anywhere.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    What you want, Eddy, is three slabs of wifebeater from Tesco for £18.

    There is a real drink called wife beater? My god thats glorious.

    Stella Artois

    Rum is also known as a wifebeater drink. Apparently.
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    The best drink we ever came up with was half Monster energy drink, quarter vodka, quarter Tesco value cider. We called it a zanzibar. Jesus that stuff will get you drunk fast.

    You kids and your "monster". That only came out like last year.

    Monster is the best energy drink. So much better than Lucozade or Red Bull or any of their derivatives.

    Blue Bolt is definitely where it's at - £1 to get you so buzzed you can't sit still or anything.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    1. Strongbow is ok for students, stop judging the poor boy. We cannot all be fancy West Country cider drinkers like Dr Ivory Tower Mojo or Japan

    2. Generation Kill is awesome

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    What you want, Eddy, is three slabs of wifebeater from Tesco for £18.

    There is a real drink called wife beater? My god thats glorious.

    Stella Artois is called wifebeater.

    Hey, Stella! Hey, Stellaaa!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

    Wait, what. You are painting this as a bad thing? Why does she get in trouble?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

    Wait, what. You are painting this as a bad thing? Why does she get in trouble?

    do you know what nagpra is?

    Arch on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mazzy that first photo looks like a witness description of finding a body in the second.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

    Wait, what. You are painting this as a bad thing? Why does she get in trouble?

    do you know what nagpra is?

    Why don't you explain it for the class?

    LaOs on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

    Nope. Take it that would be a stout?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Okay I just saw this Miranda rights bullshit several pages ago

    LTTP etc

    But I don't really see how they're "taking away Miranda rights"

    The guy had the right to remain silent, he had the right to not incriminate himself. He just didn't use them. What is the problem, exactly?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Energy drinks and booze are really bad for you

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

    Nope. Take it that would be a stout?

    Or cream?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    basically nagpra shut down any archaeology relating to native americans without the EXPRESS permission of a tribe elder in the area

    like heavy fines and even jail time if you mess with anything relating to native american remains, even by accident

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

    how much is that in rum? like, say, 35%? We don't work in silly units here

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher, keeping it classy. I remember XXXX when I was in London. It wasn't to bad. Mostly it was the cheapest stuff they had at the pub we went to with a friend of mine that he said wasn't made of piss and donkeys.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

    stout?

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    XXXX is better and cheaper than Foster's

    I'll remember that if I spot it in the UK. Local student bar doesn't have it and I've never seen it in a sainsbury's or anything.

    I've never seen it on tap anywhere.

    Wikipedia tells me it's commonly on tap in Queensland, which is kind of a far way away.

    Energy drinks and booze are really bad for you

    Medical students abuse them more than any other type of student.

    So it can't really be that bad, or we're just more self-destructive. We also order takeaways more often and are more prone to suicide.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    actually more like ugh not haha

    so tonight a large piece of pottery from my fiancee's excavation is getting analyzed by experts

    if it turns out it was a native american burial artifact

    not only is there a chance it ruins someones thesis

    they also may get into trouble with NAGPRA

    and my fiancee may vicariously get in trouble because she did the excavating (even though it was against her will, as the entire time she kept saying she thought it was a grave)

    Wait, what. You are painting this as a bad thing? Why does she get in trouble?

    do you know what nagpra is?

    National Association for Giving People Rabies Agency?

    Oh, okay, it's a native American thing.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

    how much is that in rum? like, say, 35%? We don't work in silly units here

    1 proof=~2%. Figure it out from there. But I figure he was talking 10.4%.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    2litres of cider is a fair old bit. We can't be all career alcoholics, Tav.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

    how much is that in rum? like, say, 35%? We don't work in silly units here

    1 proof=~2%. Figure it out from there. But I figure he was talking 10.4%.

    What? No, one proof is approximately 0.5%.

    LaOs on
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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

    Nope. Take it that would be a stout?

    I'm sure I've heard the saying outside of Scotland. But I don't know what it means to be honest.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    after about three-four beers I kind of get sick of beer

    then I drink a cider and I'm sick of cider and longing for beer again at the bottom of that

    a wonderful cycle

    prices for beer in bars being what it is though, I'm broke now

    EDIT: I'll be in a good mood after four ciders/beers, and some friends of mine will be dancing in traffic after three. Four ain't bad.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Mojo is the term "a pint of heavy" understood outside Scotland?

    I have never had occasion to try it on a barman down here.

    Nope. Take it that would be a stout?

    It generally refers to McEwans 70/-. But any generic ale, really.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    basically nagpra shut down any archaeology relating to native americans without the EXPRESS permission of a tribe elder in the area

    like heavy fines and even jail time if you mess with anything relating to native american remains, even by accident

    Unless it's been radically amended, I thought the criminal provisions were simply for trafficking in native artifacts. For all other finds you have to report it and turn it over to the local tribes.

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