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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav and Abdhyius are not to be trusted on matters of alcoholic concern.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Preacher, keeping it classy. I remember XXXX when I was in London. It wasn't to bad. Mostly it was the cheapest stuff they had at the pub we went to with a friend of mine that he said wasn't made of piss and donkeys.

    I'm classy like a bottle of schlitz.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, I think that they use the idea of a Standard Drink like we would for a Shot... like, a shot of whiskey with coke in a highball would be one standard drink.

    At least, that's what it seemed like with my ex from New Zealand, and it sounds similar to where Eddy is in the UK (London?).

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    hi5!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    basically nagpra shut down any archaeology relating to native americans without the EXPRESS permission of a tribe elder in the area

    like heavy fines and even jail time if you mess with anything relating to native american remains, even by accident

    Unless it's been radically amended, I thought the criminal provisions were simply for trafficking in native artifacts. For all other finds you have to report it and turn it over to the local tribes.

    well...the uh thing is that her advisors keep saying that NO IT ISNT native american...in a very "if we say it loud enough maybe it will be true" sort of way

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    Now that's blatantly misleading because those three things contain different amounts of alcohol...

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Tav and Abdhyius are not to be trusted on matters of alcoholic concern.

    Very true. I wouldn't trust most of you given some of the lies and terrible opinions I've seen voiced around these parts.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

    how much is that in rum? like, say, 35%? We don't work in silly units here

    1 proof=~2%. Figure it out from there. But I figure he was talking 10.4%.

    What? No, one proof is approximately 0.5%.

    Did I inverse it? I do that sometimes. I knew there was a 2 in there somewhere. Been forever since I actually used proof.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but i may be wrong, and may be misunderstanding the issue at hand

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    2litres of cider is a fair old bit. We can't be all career alcoholics, Tav.

    I'm not. I haven't drank in the past month. Apparently it just takes a lot for me to get drunk.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    basically nagpra shut down any archaeology relating to native americans without the EXPRESS permission of a tribe elder in the area

    like heavy fines and even jail time if you mess with anything relating to native american remains, even by accident

    Unless it's been radically amended, I thought the criminal provisions were simply for trafficking in native artifacts. For all other finds you have to report it and turn it over to the local tribes.

    well...the uh thing is that her advisors keep saying that NO IT ISNT native american...in a very "if we say it loud enough maybe it will be true" sort of way

    Also known as the republican election strategy.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    basically nagpra shut down any archaeology relating to native americans without the EXPRESS permission of a tribe elder in the area

    like heavy fines and even jail time if you mess with anything relating to native american remains, even by accident

    Unless it's been radically amended, I thought the criminal provisions were simply for trafficking in native artifacts. For all other finds you have to report it and turn it over to the local tribes.

    well...the uh thing is that her advisors keep saying that NO IT ISNT native american...in a very "if we say it loud enough maybe it will be true" sort of way

    Still doesn't meet the trafficking provision, but it damn well will result in a toothless letter from the Department of the Interior, and a stain on their reputations.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have never had an alcoholic drink outside of church or tasting wines for work...

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    According to wiki a US standard drink is slightly less than 2 units of alcohol.

    A pint of most beers is 2.5-3 units of alcohol.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.
    Note that one beer is 12 ounces, one glass of wine is eight ounces, and one red Solo cup is 18 ounces.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    Now that's blatantly misleading because those three things contain different amounts of alcohol...

    I think the idea is that one shot of liquor (around 1 oz) is supposed to be equal to approximately 1 beer (12oz) which is supposed to be equal to one glass of wine (I forget if the standard glass is 4 or 6oz). The idea is supposed to already take into account the different alcoholic percentages with the differing volumes.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    yeah, no

    a shot of micky finn is 12%
    a shot of capn morgan is 35%

    one is a lot stronger than the other :P

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    look guys if you can show me a way to be unbelievably shitfaced on 3.50 pounds I will totally do it

    there's a time and place for glass and delicious alcohol but this it not it

    two litres of cider gets you shitfaced? laaaaaaaaaaame

    10.4 standard drinks gets me shitfaced

    how much is that in rum? like, say, 35%? We don't work in silly units here

    1 proof=~2%. Figure it out from there. But I figure he was talking 10.4%.

    What? No, one proof is approximately 0.5%.

    Did I inverse it? I do that sometimes. I knew there was a 2 in there somewhere. Been forever since I actually used proof.
    Yeah, you did. Proof is twice the percentage, usually. (Probably always, but I'm not certain, so am giving myself wiggle-room. :P)

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "Standard drinks" sound vastly more useless than units of alcohol. I had not thought this possible.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.
    yeah, no

    a shot of micky finn is 12%
    a shot of capn morgan is 35%

    one is a lot stronger than the other :P
    MrMister has it right, actually. By "shot," he means a shot of hard liquor, which basically starts at 70 proof.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh just to clarify when I'm talking about one beer or one cider i'm talking about half a litre which is the standard size for cans and glasses in bars

    also "standard drink" is a hilarious measurement

    let's use ABV, shall we?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    what you've got boy is hard to find

    I think about it all the time

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Units of alcohol would be quite useful if people hadn't started spreading the idea that a unit of alcohol takes an hour to metabolise.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    yeah, no

    a shot of micky finn is 12%
    a shot of capn morgan is 35%

    one is a lot stronger than the other :P

    A standard drink is approximately one shot of 80 proof liquor.

    It is not a shot of anything you put in a 1.5 ounce glass.

    Uh, I do actually know what I'm talking about but whatevs.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what the hell are proofs and standard drinks and all this shite?

    sheesh, use percentages people

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    Now that's blatantly misleading because those three things contain different amounts of alcohol...

    I think the idea is that one shot of liquor (around 1 oz) is supposed to be equal to approximately 1 beer (12oz) which is supposed to be equal to one glass of wine (I forget if the standard glass is 4 or 6oz). The idea is supposed to already take into account the different alcoholic percentages with the differing volumes.

    But they really aren't, well I'm guessing they aren't at the volumes you quoted cause I have no idea how non-metric measuring works for anything.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    yeah, no

    a shot of micky finn is 12%
    a shot of capn morgan is 35%

    one is a lot stronger than the other :P

    So a Standard Drink of Micky Finn would likely be larger than a Standard Drink of Cap'n Morgan.

    It's meant to standardize measurement of intake, I think. So, you could have a number of Micky Finn's before you'd have ingested as much alcohol as in a shot or two of Cap'n Morgan.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Units of alcohol would be quite useful if people hadn't started spreading the idea that a unit of alcohol takes an hour to metabolise.

    At least alcohol isn't poison like carbs are!

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    "Standard drinks" sound vastly more useless than units of alcohol. I had not thought this possible.

    I found it quite silly when the ex was talking about them and whatnot... it didn't seem like a useful measure for purchasing and whatnot, but that's what they apparently used back in NZ.

    Like, I guess if you set prices according to standard drinks, and could just get more beers for the same price as a shot of whisky, but that seems strange.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Units of alcohol would be quite useful if people hadn't started spreading the idea that a unit of alcohol takes an hour to metabolise.

    I think if they'd make a unit equal to a pint it would have helped.

    Beer being 1.7 to 2.5 units is a pain.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    proof is double ABV

    used to be related to how much water it could be diluted with before gunpowder soaked in it wouldn't still light up or something like that

    which is useful if you're in the merchant navy cirka 1800 but ABV really is more convenient

    EDIT: Who uses milliliters in cooking?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Oh just to clarify when I'm talking about one beer or one cider i'm talking about half a litre which is the standard size for cans and glasses in bars

    also "standard drink" is a hilarious measurement

    let's use ABV, shall we?

    A pint (half litre) is not the "standard size" though--at least not in NA. The 12oz bottle or can is. (Around 360ml)

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    American pints tend to be smaller that British pints as well.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Someone should play some Last Stand DoW2 with me!

    Right now!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    A standard drink is not a measure of percentage, it's a measure of amount.

    A standard drink is approximately one beer, shot, or glass of wine.

    yeah, no

    a shot of micky finn is 12%
    a shot of capn morgan is 35%

    one is a lot stronger than the other :P

    So a Standard Drink of Micky Finn would likely be larger than a Standard Drink of Cap'n Morgan.

    It's meant to standardize measurement of intake, I think. So, you could have a number of Micky Finn's before you'd have ingested as much alcohol as in a shot or two of Cap'n Morgan.

    So by "standard drink" we're not referring to these in the quantities that they're sold?

    The whole point is that Morgan's is three times stronger than Mickey Finn, but they both come in a 35ml shot glass.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    okay anyway

    byebye [chat]

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    British pints are compensating for something.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Oh just to clarify when I'm talking about one beer or one cider i'm talking about half a litre which is the standard size for cans and glasses in bars

    also "standard drink" is a hilarious measurement

    let's use ABV, shall we?

    A pint (half litre) is not the "standard size" though--at least not in NA. The 12oz bottle or can is. (Around 360ml)

    Pint is really like 480 ml.. so yeah.

    edit: that was american figure - British one is 570 ml.

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