Social Entropy++ Joblisting 0103.
Social Entropy++ Forum Troll/Victim
Do you have what it takes to be Social Entropy++ Forum Troll/Victim? Penny Arcade Chat Forums seeks a qualified 12-15 year old to become our latest whining, self-vindicating troller, also covering a position of part-time persecuted victim in matters of (1) consoles, (2) religion, and (3) sexuality.
Qualified applicants should write a ten-word essay about which console they find the most gay, and another ten-word essay on how big a faggot the moderators are, because their dad is regional manager, and their mother has cancer, and together we are supposed to care either way about it because you used CAPS LOCK.
Applicants will be issued a uniform pixelated avatar and oversized signature.
Please apply in-thread.
Thank you.
-The Management-
Edit: Bonus points if you threaten the makers of other consoles with violence.
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NINTENDO WII IS GAY BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE MY WEE
THE MODS ARE HUEG FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY FAP TO MAKE POASTS MY DAD CAN BAN THEM ALL BUT HE STAYS HIS HAND FOR THE LOVE OF MY DYING MOTHER WHO HAS CANCER (MY DAD IS REGINAL MANAGER)
and gamecube? i'm sorry, more like celda you fucking fags
I wonder how that would pay
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USE THE SPIRIT OF TH EINTERNET TO MAK URSALF UNG AGAIN
IF SO
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i gave it a shot though
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
AND THOSE FAGGOTY FAGGOT MODERATORS GAVE MY MOM CANCER AND MY DAD DOSEN'T CARE BECUSE HE IS DISTRICT MANAGERS
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
wii friend code: 7623 9955 2119 1775
I'm gonna try arguing about consoles.
The uh...the Sony PS3 is..uh...not doing well in sales.
Ummm....
It's too expensive, and no one liked that commercial with that baby.
How's that?
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FORM THE HEAD!
Needs moar anger. Jordyn you need to pretend that the PS3 is a baby. Channel your anger.
STUPID AMERICANS DONT KNOW ANYTHING JAPAN
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
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THERE IS NOTHING BETTER ON FRIDAY THEN ME AND ALLURE LAYING ON THE BED COVERED IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND ALLURE FEEDS ME CHOCOLATES ALL NIGHT.................
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3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Hire this guy!
BS3
DONT JUDGE ME YOU FAG
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
maybe more would help
MY DAD IS DISTRICT MANAGERS IN JAPAN BUT DAD WONT LET ME MOVE THEIR BECAUSE I TOLD MOMMY THAT HIM AND A LITTLE BOY WERE WRESTLING WITH NO CLOTHS
I'm kinda sleepy
Hey Manifest, how's your ball?
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h5
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
HAHA NO ONE LOVES U
Go to the hospital and get some vicodin.
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