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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    how many is several

    i want to be sure i'm in the clear

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    man, i'm just talking about looking at, not like, her show

    she's annoying as shit

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    an unreasonable amount

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    three babies? four babies?

    do toddlers count?

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Toddlers count against your baby count.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    pick a number

    does that number seem like too many babies to rape?

    well there you go

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I can't count that high

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    Fari will rape all the babies

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Pretty sure it's real, it's from FHM.

    Lots of trimming though I suppose.

    It's from Maxim, and the joke is they were photoshopped pictures of chicks you want to see dressed up in that way but it would never happen in a billion years.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    So you admit to raping babies, the only question is how many babies have you raped.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    pro baby rape

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Like a bajillion lil babbies

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Don't care, I still watch 30 minute meals every once in a while. And own one her cookbooks. Take that!

    pro baby rape

    I think it is a platform that would bring in the swing vote.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i raped less babies than lost

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Lost is raping babies err'day

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Registered User regular
    From the title I thought this would be about Shrek

  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User
    Well it briefly was about Rachel Ray so in a way that's pretty damn close.

  • RageRage Registered User
    Hunter wrote: »

    That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

    This, yes

    And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Rage wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »

    That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.

    This, yes

    And she's married to Santa Claus. I mean c'mon.

    santa who is also a fishing boat captain

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Chef Ramsay is a fucking boss.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Hell's Kitchen doesn't seem to get very good quality of chefs, compared to other shows like Top Chef.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

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  • RageRage Registered User
    Bogey wrote: »
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

    It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

    Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

  • Shane_TyreeShane_Tyree Registered User
    Rage wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Heh, Hell's Kitchen makes it seem like risotto is the most extremely difficult thing to cook ever.

    It's not hard to make, it's just reallllly easy to screw up.

    Poor Mikey. I kind of liked him. He was a Dapper Dan man.

    As easy as aioli?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Serious Ramsay's best appearance is on Conan during the last week of late night.

    Come on Norm!

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Top Chef Masters finale tonight! Go, Susur!!

    I'll watch it after Chicago wins Lord Stanley's Cup. :)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

    I've dated Italian girls before

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the problem with risotto is that when you are making it, essentially all you can do at that point is make risotto for the next 20 minutes

    Man, if you learned how to do laundry and suck a mean dick all while cooking like that, you would be wife material.

    I'm entirely too hairy

    Acceptable in Europe.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Nooo, not Mikey. I am a sucker for guys like that. With all the tattoos and mohawks and inability to cook.

    If he could cook he'd just make me fatter :x

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    oh man!

  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Registered User regular
    I think Blue Jay is gonna win.

    Just saying.

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
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    That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

    Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy. :(

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Bogey wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Oh man that Masters dinner looked delicious.
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    That food was amazing, I wish they had spent more of the show's time featuring the preparation.

    Also, I felt either of the other 2 deserved to win more than the other guy. :(

    That complaint against Susur's precision, wasn't that fish cut by his sous?

    Marcus's food is pretty crazy though, I think he plays up the African angle a bit too much considering the ingredients in his food are top of the line and for the most part prohibitively expensive. Foie AND uni? Mannn.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    bogey did you see sytycd

  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    If that's So You Think You Can Dance, then no, I don't watch that show.

    Why do you ask? Was there something really cool that I missed?

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