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Minecraft: THREADS GROW UP SO FAST

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Jump in and get eaten by a sandworm.

    ...

    This game needs sandworms.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    I just wish you could turn off those fucking noises

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Obsidian is a naturally occurring volcanic glass formed as an extrusive igneous rock. It is produced when felsic lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly without crystal growth.

    Use your imagination!

  • ArtreusArtreus Registered User regular
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Strangely enough, it is in the OPTIONS menu.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Campion wrote: »
    Strangely enough, it is in the OPTIONS menu.

    :|

    I meant the freaky ambient sounds that occur when you get close to the bottom of the map

    if I turned off ALL sound how would I hear that creeper behind me?

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Oh, sorry. Yeah, there's a slider in advance options to turn up how manly you are, you gotta slide that shit a little higher up.

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    oh theres an option for being a bitch

    its called the peaceful difficulty

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    FUCK YOU GUYS I'M A BIG MANLY MAN

    also, I found out what causes the sounds!

    moans are zombies

    hisses are spiders

    not sure what sounds skeletons or creepers make(they probably hiss)

    and WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE CRYSTAL THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    I imagine skeletons make no sound, or some kinda clackity clack.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    skeletons: boing, followed by your guy screaming in pain

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    god damn fucking arrows

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
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  • ArtreusArtreus Registered User regular
    I have still yet to see diamond. One day though. One day

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    FIVE DIAMONDS!!!

    E: oh okay

    creepers make this weird gargling noise

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    I imagine skeletons make no sound, or some kinda clackity clack.

    both!

    they clackity clack when you smack em but otherwise they're silent

    fucking asshole snuck up on me but I whupped his ass

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    oh fuck

    I was being chased by two skelingtons and the one in the back shot the one in front and he turned around and shot the other one back and they are now trying to kill each other while completely ignoring me

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    oh fuck

    I was being chased by two skelingtons and the one in the back shot the one in front and he turned around and shot the other one back and they are now trying to kill each other while completely ignoring me

    Yessss.

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    In-fighting has been possible since monsters were introduced.

    They don't mind fucking your shit up but if someone shoves someone else they are all like WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU EAT A DICK.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    and then I fell in some lava and died on my way to the surface losing everything including two stacks of gold ore, five stacks of iron ore and coal

    AND FIVE DIAMONDS

    :V

    E: YO META NEW THREAD TIME

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Minecraft: you are playing it.

    Also when did stairs get introduced? I just noticed them like a week ago on the crafting wiki, not those half blocks, full on little sets of stairs.

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  • locopostallocopostal Registered User regular
    goddamn these ambient sounds. makes me glad i'm going with the super-strict orderly mine. all level floors/ceilings, staircases down to the next level of the mine, even if i hit a tunnel i'll level the floor out and build a staircase up/down. i REFUSE TO GET LOST IN THE DARK (again, and especially with these sounds).

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Waiting for this one to go down dog

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Minecraft: you are playing it.

    Also when did stairs get introduced? I just noticed them like a week ago on the crafting wiki, not those half blocks, full on little sets of stairs.

    I think about a week ago, yea

    man you know this shit aint gonna get locked till like page 107

    at least copy the OP

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User
    stairs are the best thing

    i used them to shingle a little house :)

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  • locopostallocopostal Registered User regular
    Minecraft: you are playing it.

    Also when did stairs get introduced? I just noticed them like a week ago on the crafting wiki, not those half blocks, full on little sets of stairs.

    yeah sometime last week. I love them so much except when they auto-align to some random-ass direction and you have to bust them up. Or when a block of sand or gravel falls on them and turns them into a solid block again (?!)

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    solid block shit sucks, and if they auto assign put a block on the side you DONT wanna go up.

    Also I backed up the OP when this hit 100, don't fucking tell me how to do my job.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    vOv just makin sure man, no need to flip out

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    flip deeze valve

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    O:!

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    bloosh

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    eugh its everywhere

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  • ArtreusArtreus Registered User regular
    jimninja wrote: »
    stairs are the best thing

    i used them to shingle a little house :)

    Can you take a screenshot of that?

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Gotta get that offline client and see if I can't get it to run a bit smoother.

    It was fine for a while there but one of those updates bumped me back to 5fps, full fog mode :(.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Gotta get that offline client and see if I can't get it to run a bit smoother.

    It was fine for a while there but one of those updates bumped me back to 5fps, full fog mode :(.

    man its on the site

    its the alpha download

    it even carries your shit over from the browser version!

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Yes, but I been busy with pokemon concerns.

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Not what he said at all

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