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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I do not understand how these words are coming out.

    Just a moment ago you were able to form a coherent thought about animal companionship

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    What other medical conditions can I blame on "Big Farma?"

    intestinal flora and fauna has been cultivated/genetically modified to increase the amount of nutrition livestock gets from it's feed. Those organisms have found new homes in human guts and are partly responsible for the "obesity epidemic" in america.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    *beats off to the cranberries - zombie*

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    wow

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    where does crazy come from?

    do people figure it out on their own, or is there like, a newsletter for this sort of thing?

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HEY HEY HEY

    Z-AH-AH-AHm BIE- E E E
    it's in your head

    it's in your he-eaea-d

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    where does crazy come from?

    do people figure it out on their own, or is there like, a newsletter for this sort of thing?

    The truth is crazy. The people who can least handle the truth of this world invent stories so they don't have to think about it. it is angles dancing on the head of a pin or antimatter/matter reactions during the big bang
    depending on how high your intellect needs it's bullshit stacked.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fool done got in to ol' lady Bessa's medicine drawer

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    where does crazy come from?

    do people figure it out on their own, or is there like, a newsletter for this sort of thing?

    The truth is crazy. The people who can least handle the truth of this world invent stories so they don't have to think about it. it is angles dancing on the head of a pin or antimatter/matter reactions during the big bang
    depending on how high your intellect needs it's bullshit stacked.

    so on your own then

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    where does crazy come from?

    do people figure it out on their own, or is there like, a newsletter for this sort of thing?

    The truth is crazy. The people who can least handle the truth of this world invent stories so they don't have to think about it. it is angles dancing on the head of a pin or antimatter/matter reactions during the big bang
    depending on how high your intellect needs it's bullshit stacked.

    so on your own then

    we all are, of course individuality is an illusion.

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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    What other medical conditions can I blame on "Big Farma?"

    intestinal flora and fauna has been cultivated/genetically modified to increase the amount of nutrition livestock gets from it's feed. Those organisms have found new homes in human guts and are partly responsible for the "obesity epidemic" in america.

    That "theory" is awesome.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sponsor a starving African child today, donate your intestinal flora and fauna

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Foolproof wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    What other medical conditions can I blame on "Big Farma?"

    intestinal flora and fauna has been cultivated/genetically modified to increase the amount of nutrition livestock gets from it's feed. Those organisms have found new homes in human guts and are partly responsible for the "obesity epidemic" in america.

    That "theory" is awesome.

    Sweet, now I don't have to feel any responsibility for being a fat bastard.

    It has nothing to do with eating 10000 calories a day (rough estimate based on the entire pack of oreos I just ate)

    And nothing to do with the fact that I spend all day in front of a computer. It's all because of cow gut flora.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fool has gone full end-of-world anime on us

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sponsor a starving African child today, donate your intestinal flora and fauna

    I don't think they would willingly share their tech. They sell food and don't want us to efficiently get nutrition from their products. They only want their livestock to put on weight fast and not their customers.

    If they were intentionally allowing us to get more nutrition from the same amount of food it would suggest that we were ourselves being grown as a foodstuff.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fool, go to sleep.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aw man, you mean the genetically engineered bacteria is also smart enough to tell the difference between my guts and cow guts? that's bullshit cause I stuff all kinds of beef in there.
    From both ends! Hey-o!

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fool, go to sleep.

    Weaver, wake up. Its later than you think.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    a new life, in the off-world colonies

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey, at least Foolproof isn't going on about 'the jews' controlling everything, or that there's a conspiracy for 'them other races' to outbreed white people within a century.

    As far as crazies go, he's fairly safe

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Aw man, you mean the genetically engineered bacteria is also smart enough to tell the difference between my guts and cow guts? that's bullshit cause I stuff all kinds of beef in there.
    From both ends! Hey-o!

    E coli gets from a cow to us pretty often so does any other thing living in a cow's gut.

    Cows get some of their nutrition (like we all do) from a symbiotic relationship between the cow and the plants and animals living in its guts. They convert raw food into vitamins for us and we give them raw food and a place to live.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fool, you are a special kind of drunk right now.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Aw man, you mean the genetically engineered bacteria is also smart enough to tell the difference between my guts and cow guts? that's bullshit cause I stuff all kinds of beef in there.
    From both ends! Hey-o!

    E coli gets from a cow to us pretty often so does any other thing living in a cow's gut.

    Cows get some of their nutrition (like we all do) from a symbiotic relationship between the cow and the plants and animals living in its guts. They convert raw food into vitamins for us and we give them raw food and a place to live.

    ...

    ...Gravemind?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    NUTRITION! HOW DOES IT WORK?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gonna genetically modify my ecoli to produce ethanol so I can be drunk erryday.

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Hey, at least Foolproof isn't going on about 'the jews' controlling everything, or that there's a conspiracy for 'them other races' to outbreed white people within a century.

    As far as crazies go, he's fairly safe

    I'm pretty sure that whoever gets the blame for the conspiracy is the most innocent. The 'jews' and brown folks are just the con's fallguys and patsies.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Hey, at least Foolproof isn't going on about 'the jews' controlling everything, or that there's a conspiracy for 'them other races' to outbreed white people within a century.

    As far as crazies go, he's fairly safe

    I'm pretty sure that whoever gets the blame for the conspiracy is the most innocent. The 'jews' and brown folks are just the con's fallguys and patsies.

    So the corporations and scientists are actually innocent, then, by that logic?

    MY GOD, THE SPACE LIZARDS ARE THE REAL CULPRITS!

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof what's up with AIDs

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Foolproof what's up with AIDs

    Blood fungus

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Foolproof what's up with AIDs

    idk does anyone hate gays or africans? I'd suspect them first but you don't need conspiracy where ignorance will do. They make vaccines with monkey parts and chicken eggs so a new disease could come from either of those critters.

    Back before Nixon signed the bioweapon treaties lots of attention was given to developing a way to destroy immune systems so ubiquitous diseases could finish the job. I doubt that research stopped just because we told the Russians we'd stop if they did.

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Foolproof wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Hey, at least Foolproof isn't going on about 'the jews' controlling everything, or that there's a conspiracy for 'them other races' to outbreed white people within a century.

    As far as crazies go, he's fairly safe

    I'm pretty sure that whoever gets the blame for the conspiracy is the most innocent. The 'jews' and brown folks are just the con's fallguys and patsies.

    So the corporations and scientists are actually innocent, then, by that logic?

    MY GOD, THE SPACE LIZARDS ARE THE REAL CULPRITS!

    The dragons are patsies. We all know the space monkeys are the real conspiracy.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You're making the mistake of thinking that humans are somehow better at murdering people than mother nature is. Bitch hates us.

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Bitch hates us.

    It's love/hate. Kinda like me and stray cats.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why would you feel sorry for the cats

    cats are murderous assholes

    we do have 3 of them, but they're still murderous assholes

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    why would you feel sorry for the cats

    cats are murderous assholes

    we do have 3 of them, but they're still murderous assholes

    I don't like how they play with their prey. I've heard it is so they can teach their young to kill but it still rubs me the wrong way. When they play with a ball of string however it is adorable.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GO TO BED

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    GO TO BED

    Tell me a bedtime story.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    GO TO BED

    Tell me a bedtime story.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSaFgAwnRSc

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    GO TO BED

    Tell me a bedtime story.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSaFgAwnRSc

    Now I'm too scared to sleep. Please tell me that wasn't a true story.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Does she start that song off by burping in her sleep?

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