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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    kilroy nooooooo

    But it makes me feel so fancy!

    Kilroy on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    A gnat.

    Quid on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Shitty alcohol tastes like, well, alcohol

    good alcohol has a nice complement of flavors, some of them subtle, some less so, and these flavors are all delightfully warm as they go down

    except fuck gin

    Gin martini is civilization.

    I love gin with a liberal squeeze of lime and some ice.

    You know, because gin is limed for being the TRUTH.

    desc on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    What's a chigger?

    Chinese/Black

    Wash on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike
    I just want you to know that I'm a fan of your work.

    Bama on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think a lot of it is I had a falling out with soda once I entered college. I went from a can of Dr.Pepper a day to like maybe 12 oz a month to 12 oz every 3 months to like maybe a few times a year. I drink a little more now but not much more. I stick to tea and water.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    What's a chigger?

    275px-Trombidium_holosericeum_2_Luc_Viatour.jpg

    Annoying itchy little fucks.

    They're super common around here.

    Nocturne on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You just know he's going to pawn that bike off for some weed to smoke in his rice paddy

    Wash on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakks, why are you sitting on that woman's chest?

    Are you... are you about to poop?

    he's an incubus!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    What's a chigger?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chigger

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    "I am your worst nightmare!"
    "No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."

    Echo on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    :^:

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    "I am your worst nightmare!"
    "No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."

    "Pretty sure my worst nightmare is waking up having sex with my dead grandmother."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    she definitely bought me a fedora if this is what you are asking

    That was for halloween though Will, and you admit you feel like a tool wearing it, not that you like to use your tool while wearing it.

    well, it was for a theme party yeah

    but i did totally wear it to walk my dog the other day because it was a little drizzly

    i was wearing a nice suit though so i looked pretty sharp i thought

    also when i walked down to the sushi joint last night for dinner it was a little brisk

    so i threw on a scarf

    (i felt like such a hipster)

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    I love drinking in the morning.

    Nothing to do but party all day.

    Designated driver.

    If you drink the right amount and eat the right foods you'll keep a nice warm buzz all day.

    Sheep on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Some ask for a chigger?

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    Mazzyx on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    she definitely bought me a fedora if this is what you are asking

    That was for halloween though Will, and you admit you feel like a tool wearing it, not that you like to use your tool while wearing it.

    well, it was for a theme party yeah

    but i did totally wear it to walk my dog the other day because it was a little drizzly

    i was wearing a nice suit though so i looked pretty sharp i thought

    also when i walked down to the sushi joint last night for dinner it was a little brisk

    so i threw on a scarf

    (i felt like such a hipster)

    Scarves are awesome and no one can take that away.

    Kilroy on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Some ask for a chigger?

    saab-chig06.jpg

    Man that show plummeted fast quality wise and it only had like one season.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    "I am your worst nightmare!"
    "No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."

    "Pretty sure my worst nightmare is waking up having sex with my dead grandmother."

    Tim Curry. <3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZczseYnlYZc

    Echo on
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Some ask for a chigger?

    saab-chig06.jpg

    Lets throw some Ramones on the comm radio and shoot them down

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Res got ban't huh

    he's taking a break

    Irond Will on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    What show was that?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    so i threw on a scarf

    (i felt like such a hipster)

    I went to that market again. I had almost a meal from sampling their menu.

    Cute college aged girl takes your groceries and puts them the conveyor for the cute college aged girl to scan them for the college aged guy to bag them.

    I felt bourgeoisie for a while there. Then I walked back to the office on the "Euro Walk", which looks like a London alleyway that cuts between the Apple store, Sushi and Martini bar, Peppers Bistro, and a large collection of hipster assholes.

    Then I felt really bourgeoisie.

    Sheep on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I enjoyed it, but man that was such a depressing ending.

    Mazzyx on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Full disclosure, I would probably wear a fedora if I could find one that didn't perch on top of my giant head like Mr. Mxypltk.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man that show plummeted fast quality wise and it only had like one season.

    Oh hey, I remember liking that show. Can't remember any actual plot or characters, but I liked the in vitro 'cism stuff.

    Echo on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    What show was that?

    Space Above and Beyond.

    Mazzyx on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    weeeee that initial phone interview went great

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cocktails go down easier and faster than beer, which is meant to be savored slowly in my opinion. If I want to get drunk I skip beer whenever possible and go with cocktails.

    supposed to finish your cocktail before it gets warm

    probably best in general to alternate cocktails and glasses of water though

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    What show was that?

    Space Above and Beyond.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    What show was that?

    Space Above and Beyond.

    Oh, I remember watching a few episodes of that.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man that show plummeted fast quality wise and it only had like one season.

    Oh hey, I remember liking that show. Can't remember any actual plot or characters, but I liked the in vitro 'cism stuff.

    It had good ideas, though the parallel's with vietnam were kind of stark, even to a young teenager.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    What show was that?

    Space: Above and Beyond

    bah, beat'd

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cocktails go down easier and faster than beer, which is meant to be savored slowly in my opinion. If I want to get drunk I skip beer whenever possible and go with cocktails.

    supposed to finish your cocktail before it gets warm

    probably best in general to alternate cocktails and glasses of water though

    I mean that beer is supposed to be savored slowly and cocktails go down easier and therefore faster.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.

    gotta watch out for tranq darts if you're gonna do that kind of thing

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacob I'm pretty sure that's a bowler there.

    Quid on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hm, that wiki article really does not convey in full the degree to which being attacked by chiggers can be a pretty horrible experience.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.

    gotta watch out for tranq darts if you're gonna do that kind of thing

    Nah I've got a little sign "Not sasquatch." I taped it to my ass.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    some dude just knocked on my door to ask if one of the cars we have is for sale. I find this very strange.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Hm, that wiki article really does not convey in full the degree to which being attacked by chiggers can be a pretty horrible experience.

    Yeah with their ghetto slang and not being able to pronounce rs.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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