I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"
SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited October 2010
Cocktails go down easier and faster than beer, which is meant to be savored slowly in my opinion. If I want to get drunk I skip beer whenever possible and go with cocktails.
I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"
chicks figured this shit out way before man did
Yes, we know you dongers love mixed drinks, you're just ashamed to admit it
I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"
chicks figured this shit out way before man did
Yes, we know you dongers love mixed drinks, you're just ashamed to admit it
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Ehhh, soda is only really good if it is with real sugar. I can't drink the HFCS stuff anymore. Leaves this icky feeling in my mouth.
Perhaps one too many but nonetheless
chicks figured this shit out way before man did
Yes, we know you dongers love mixed drinks, you're just ashamed to admit it
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That's just, like, your opinion, man
You drinking too much? No way you're usually the picture of restraint.
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good.
man.
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NO SHAME
cash cash
Yeah those were some fun times.
Everyone there was fun to drink with.
Even Thanatos.
yeah
Are you... are you about to poop?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
kilroy nooooooo
Dude, Thanatos was hilarious. Meeting him was awesome.
I'm at the D&D dinner, and Mazzyx gestures me over and points to Thanatos. "This is a man who you fear."
I take his hand and smile. "Nice to meet you..."
"...Henroid."
but i had a manhattan and a sazerac recently (well, i had a couple manhattans that night and i was pretty... well... yeah)
and they were GREAT
That's like 4 fantasies.
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Especially if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis! Hurry up before he makes off with your penis!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Someone call the Oglaf lady, we've got next week's strip
holy shit
holy shit
oh well
FUCK BE RIGHT BACK YOU GUYS
I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.
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Because I liked that suit
But it was hot as fuck
You forgot that you are man with the greatest fashion sense.
Like jean shorts and cowboy boots.
i prefer real sugar soda but it's not a wide gap, imo
hfcs soda is still one of my favorite drinks in the world
Goes without saying.
I am actually pretty savy with fashion, not that anyone of you all would believe me.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
What's a chigger?