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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The hottest picture you'll see today, spoilered for those who are easily offended.

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    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    soda tastes better than it all, imo

    but a cocktail is soooooooooooo much better than any beer i've ever had

    Ehhh, soda is only really good if it is with real sugar. I can't drink the HFCS stuff anymore. Leaves this icky feeling in my mouth.

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    As you would expect, White Russians are superior to Black Russians

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Cocktails go down easier and faster than beer, which is meant to be savored slowly in my opinion. If I want to get drunk I skip beer whenever possible and go with cocktails.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I had some good gin and tonics this weekend

    Perhaps one too many but nonetheless

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"

    chicks figured this shit out way before man did

    Yes, we know you dongers love mixed drinks, you're just ashamed to admit it

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    White Russians are awesome.

    That's just, like, your opinion, man

    Wash on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I had some good gin and tonics this weekend

    Perhaps one too many but nonetheless

    You drinking too much? No way you're usually the picture of restraint.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Good vodka and good scotch are things to be savored and enjoyed not shot. I don't think everyone realizes this.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I had some good gin and tonics this weekend

    Perhaps one too many but nonetheless

    You drinking too much? No way you're usually the picture of restraint.

    :D

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I really want to get a good bottle of whiskey.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i want a fancy booze

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne and Corbius are really great guys to drink with.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Good vodka and good scotch are things to be savored and enjoyed not shot. I don't think everyone realizes this.

    good.

    man.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Shitty alcohol tastes like, well, alcohol

    good alcohol has a nice complement of flavors, some of them subtle, some less so, and these flavors are all delightfully warm as they go down

    except fuck gin

    Gin martini is civilization.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I figured alcoholic beverages that taste good was a side effect of man's desire to get drunk. Like, "this tastes awful, but it feels good after I've ingested so much of it. Let's put some cream and Kahlua in that sucker!"

    chicks figured this shit out way before man did

    Yes, we know you dongers love mixed drinks, you're just ashamed to admit it
    Kaluha is great it's like chocolate milk syrup

    NO SHAME

    Wash on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i just want a lot of money so i can go to more bars and have people make me whatever
    cash cash

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    poo
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne and Corbius are really great guys to drink with.

    Yeah those were some fun times.

    Everyone there was fun to drink with.

    Even Thanatos.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Follow your dreams. Even if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i just want a lot of money so i can go to more bars and have people make me whatever
    cash cash

    yeah

    Arch on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hakks, why are you sitting on that woman's chest?

    Are you... are you about to poop?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Shitty alcohol tastes like, well, alcohol

    good alcohol has a nice complement of flavors, some of them subtle, some less so, and these flavors are all delightfully warm as they go down

    except fuck gin

    Gin martini is civilization.

    kilroy nooooooo

    Arch on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nocturne and Corbius are really great guys to drink with.

    Yeah those were some fun times.

    Everyone there was fun to drink with.

    Even Thanatos.

    Dude, Thanatos was hilarious. Meeting him was awesome.

    I'm at the D&D dinner, and Mazzyx gestures me over and points to Thanatos. "This is a man who you fear."

    I take his hand and smile. "Nice to meet you..."
    "...Henroid."

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i dont even know or drink whiskey which i feel is weird as a college graduate, not even bad whiskey i did not drink it much

    but i had a manhattan and a sazerac recently (well, i had a couple manhattans that night and i was pretty... well... yeah)

    and they were GREAT

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakks, why are you sitting on that woman's chest?

    Are you... are you about to poop?

    That's like 4 fantasies.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Follow your dreams. Even if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis!

    Especially if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis! Hurry up before he makes off with your penis!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    Mazzyx on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Follow your dreams. Even if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis!

    Someone call the Oglaf lady, we've got next week's strip

    Wash on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nocturne and Corbius are really great guys to drink with.

    Yeah those were some fun times.

    Everyone there was fun to drink with.

    Even Thanatos.

    Dude, Thanatos was hilarious. Meeting him was awesome.

    I'm at the D&D dinner, and Mazzyx gestures me over and points to Thanatos. "This is a man who you fear."

    I take his hand and smile. "Nice to meet you..."
    "...Henroid."

    holy shit

    holy shit

    Arch on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    i just want a lot of money so i can go to more bars and have people make me whatever
    cash cash

    yeah

    oh well

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Follow your dreams. Even if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis!

    Especially if it's a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your penis! Hurry up before he makes off with your penis!

    FUCK BE RIGHT BACK YOU GUYS

    Arch on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah dinner was pretty awesome.

    Mazzyx on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was disappointed nobody posted a picture of me in my full suit, only ones after I had removed the jacket

    Because I liked that suit

    But it was hot as fuck

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.

    You forgot that you are man with the greatest fashion sense.

    Like jean shorts and cowboy boots.

    Mazzyx on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    soda tastes better than it all, imo

    but a cocktail is soooooooooooo much better than any beer i've ever had

    Ehhh, soda is only really good if it is with real sugar. I can't drink the HFCS stuff anymore. Leaves this icky feeling in my mouth.

    i prefer real sugar soda but it's not a wide gap, imo

    hfcs soda is still one of my favorite drinks in the world

    Organichu on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I stick by my opinion Than is a sweet heart in real life. Though he isn't the true teddy bear that Preach is.

    I'm a hairy mother fucker I never hide that. Like during the summer I walk a trail with my shirt off and no one notices the difference.

    You forgot that you are man with the greatest fashion sense.

    Like jean shorts and cowboy boots.

    Goes without saying.

    I am actually pretty savy with fashion, not that anyone of you all would believe me.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean shit if a giant arachnid stole my penis I'd be chasing him down like chigger stole my bike

    What's a chigger?

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