Do you hate Cardboard Tube? Do you hate him because he took away your precious chat thread? Does he mock you for your fervent love of Hitman 2? Have you ever just wanted to
stick it to the man?
Right now, in the Solid Saints auction going on in SE++, Tube has put up the ability to change someone else's account name. It is a 1,000 dollar minimum to change
his name. We're putting together a pool to get enough cash to get this done. Once we have the money, we'll set up a voting poll to see what we change his name to. The minimum pledge amount is $10. We have $735 to go!
Go over to the
Solid Saints thread and post !PLEDGEKHOO $$$
Pledge because you hate him, but mostly, pledge because he hates
you:
you'll never do it. y'all are pussies. you don't have the will.
The total seems like a good deal of money, but if we get enough people, $10 each will be more than enough.
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You don't know me, nor do I know many of you, but here's the thing: We all share a common bond by being a poster on this here little web forum. Different sections of it, sure, but really...there are ties that bind.
My friend, Langly, has made you all aware that we're doing this little charity thing down in SE++. Surely, you've seen the announcement at the top of the various pages, etc. Well, as previously mentioned it's all for Child's Play. A very awesome thing. Look, it is yet another thing that we can agree upon.
Cardboard Tube, the Admin that you all know, has put up that if we collect $1,000 bucks towards this one singular bid, we can change his name on these here forums.
He has also, be mocking us:
We're currently $550 away from making this happen. C'mon, all it takes is for a few of you to donate $10 bucks. This is a thing that we can do. Surely, you see that.
If that's not your cup of tea, cool. But be sure to check out the rest of the stuff being auctioned. So far we're up to $3,804 with a $1,000 company match. So, you know, a lot of money for the kiddies.
Thanks, folks.
I may not like you all but I think I can say we can come together in the season of giving to stick it to tube
You are simply pledging a small amount of money towards a far greater goal. If, and hopefully when, we break the $1,000 barrier, you'll have to donate your pledge via paypal.
Simple enough, really...and totally worth it.
Danke, gents, your help is appreciated.
Also I never knew that G&Ters actually disliked SE++ers. I guess it's because I don't really come out of SE++ very much.
Anyway there are some cool items up to bid on, as well. Go check it out. It's in a forum announcement.
every forum hates every other forum
it's like a thing.
Us cross-forumers are a hated lot, despised by both sides and trusted by neither
I don't know what I'd do if you guys hit the $1000 barrier... It'll be hard to see him as a different name.
Steam: CavilatRest
I'm pretty sure that's just because you, personally, are a massive douchebag.
are you going to let him call you a douchebag
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yeah probably
I don't think I've ever really run into you in your professional capacity. As in, I don't think you've ever had to smack me for anything.
However, I will gladly put up a $10 pledge towards changing your name to Smurfy McPoofyPants or something similarly inane.
Nothing personal!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
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on the condition that the name "Wiggin" be added to the voting pool.
SE++ knows what I'm talking about.
Get on down to the thread and make that pledge then!
I have. If it goes through I will get a fuzzy feeling when I see Tube chastise us with the name we gave him.
!PledgeKhoo $## <- whatever monetary donation you'd like to make.
IF we reach $1,000 you'll be asked to donate that amount through PayPal within 48 hours of the conclusion of the auction.
And crap, I didn't get the memo that we're supposed to be actively hating the other forums. I guess I should pay better attention during the secret G&T meetings.
That would be a twist worthy of Shmymalynananan.
OH MY GOD YES
Bid like a champion today.
Sadly, some of this is incredibly true.
BlueBlue, you came in like a hurricane early in the bidding and locked down much of the good stuff. You're a peach for your contributions.
I'm torn between this and "Hitman 2 Rules"
Either would be funny
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
Says the guy dropping mad ducats already. You shame us with your wealth and generosity.
Or "Daggerfall Sucks, Oblivion Rules"?
it's true, I often try to exchange poop jokes for goods and services
Edit - But screw it, the Wiggin idea wins out in the end.
Capitalism, ho!