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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    also i am going home now to make pasta

    or something

    i dont know

    may just end up making BBQ tofu again

    also i hope cass looks at the G&T LoL thread

    i went out saturday night

    had a burger

    can i get an our mother and some absolution here, or what

    Organichu on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Starcross wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Anyway, we need to form a Ghostly White Friendly Society, to protect our interests from the tanned and bronzed masses

    And the hated sun.

    Too late

    http://news.discovery.com/earth/blotting-out-sun-may-soon-be-banned.html

    japan on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    But in some of your pictures on Facebook your hair looks dishwater blonde.

    Passerbye on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was part of a medical trial experiment once

    Now I can control peoples' actions with my mind. But it makes my head hurt.
    This is why I could never be a Jedi; the moment I learned how to Mind Trick, my lightsaber would turn red.

    Thanatos on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I have seen a youtube video of it, desc


    I wonder what this game is like when you don't know the ending

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Air Hockey is the best game.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aby is way scrawnier than i thought

    Have you ever seen the kind of people Sweden et al have? When I was over there I felt like a fat fuck.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok so Cata heroics are mind numblingly hard.

    Like hard.

    Really hard.
    insert dick joke.

    Yeah, I guess my roommates were in heroic Tide of Thrones for like, 3 hours last night, although they said it wouldn't have been as bad if not for their terrible group composition, which was painfully lacking in interrupts and CC. It was like, prot pally, DK, 2 shadow priests and I think a holy priest.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    he could have defrauded a billion people of a trillion dollars and i still wouldn't laugh hysterically at his suicide

    i mean

    i wouldn't wish that on the 9/11 bombers, free and safe as they obviously are in israel
    At least the 9/11 bombers had poverty and religious fundamentalism as excuses for what they did; these guys have nothing but unrepentant greed to blame.

    Thanatos on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Aby is way scrawnier than i thought

    Have you ever seen the kind of people Sweden et al have? When I was over there I felt like a fat fuck.

    guess I always pictured him as a large burly bearded viking

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also, I have a green umbrella.

    001674xe

    All of my umbrellas have been brightly colored.

    Seattle is the only city I've been in where this draws strange looks.

    We are the blackest city.

    Passerbye on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    But in some of your pictures on Facebook your hair looks dishwater blonde.

    what?

    uh, no

    n659641786_1635743_8808.jpg

    this is the blondest picture of me on facebook and it is a decade old

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    The internet has ended. I try to browse random pages but after 2 minutes I'm always back here, on a newspaper I hate or the tv schedule website.

    The internet is no longer fun, close it down.

    But what about the porn? Surely you're not bored of porn.

    No I guess but like there are only so many times one can look at porn in one day.

    Honk on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    But in some of your pictures on Facebook your hair looks dishwater blonde.

    what?

    uh, no

    [IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1901/167/29/659641786/n659641786_1635743_8808.jpg[/IMG this is the blondest picture of me on facebook and it is a decade old[/img]

    I must've been misremembering, then.

    I've been slacking in my stalking duties.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Aby is way scrawnier than i thought

    Have you ever seen the kind of people Sweden et al have? When I was over there I felt like a fat fuck.

    guess I always pictured him as a large burly bearded viking

    I will become one in my thirties

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ahahahahahahahahahah!

    Mark Madoff committed suicide. It's almost a shame, because it will probably let him get away with way more than he should.
    Were you actually born without a heart, or did you have it removed and cut to pieces in front of a heart transplant patient while they watched?
    The dude contributed under a million dollars to his father's investment firm, and withdrew tens of millions of dollars. He either knew that the whole thing was a sham, or was a staggeringly incompetent employee.

    He basically helped to murder at least three people so he could make a bunch of money, and his family is still probably going to make a few million off of it. I can't even begin to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for a huge asshole like that.
    His family won't make anything. There is no money. He was being sued by too many people and agencies to list. His family won't even get an insurance payout now. Not to mention, like Elldren said, he's the one who brought the whole thing down.
    Deposited $745,000 with Madoff Securities, LLC; withdrew $18,100,000. His family will declare bankruptcy or settle out, and walk away with a couple million, just like Madoff's wife.

    He "brought the whole thing down" in the sense that the whole thing was coming down, and he's the one who went to the SEC. There is no feasible way that any person who even begins to be a trader can think that they will make $18.1 million off of a $745,000 investment in simple stock trading. So, make your choice: so staggeringly incompetent as to be mentally retarded, or complicit.
    And either of those deserve your gloating over him widowing his wife and leaving his kids orphans. Yep, big man, happy about a suicide.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Anyway, we need to form a Ghostly White Friendly Society, to protect our interests from the tanned and bronzed masses

    And the hated sun.

    Too late

    http://news.discovery.com/earth/blotting-out-sun-may-soon-be-banned.html

    :(

    Also, doesn't everyone go through the blond as a child phase? I used to have white hair until I was about 5, now it is some sort of mousey (?) brown

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think a problem with modern democracy is that it encourages short term thinking.

    The way America is at the moment, there's a national-level series of elections every two years. It may vary who's getting elected to what everytime, but it's enough to have the Media be stuck in an almost constant election cycle, and if you wanna keep your job you're going to have to spend more time trying to appease voters with gimmicky policies than working on something that will be truly wonderful for all but take 20 years to come about. And even if you set a twenty year plan up, there's always the chance your successors will scrap it as part of their electoral pledge.

    Dunno how one would solve this, but eh, that's how I see it.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

    This is why I'm glad I know nothing about medical stuff, I can watch shows like that and just enjoy it.

    It was only slightly shocking because it's the eleventh episode and Nikita has been very good about things like that until now.

    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.

    Daxon on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    actually, many of the terrorists came from perfectly able backgrounds- often leaving their middle and upper class families to be jihadists, in bosnia, chechnya and elsewhere

    but i think my point is i guess it's a disconnect in how we think, because i don't think i'd react to anyone's death like that

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to go back to Seattle. And stay there.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to go back to Seattle. And stay there.
    And leave Spicy Meatballs?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hahaha oh my god I forgot how much that dude changed

    gotta feel good after growing up as the only fat kid
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus. I just sat back down in my cubicle and suddenly I had to hold back puke. I'm pretty sure my coworkers heard me "hrrrrkggaaah hhrrrkggnnngg"

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    actually, many of the terrorists came from perfectly able backgrounds- often leaving their middle and upper class families to be jihadists, in bosnia, chechnya and elsewhere

    but i think my point is i guess it's a disconnect in how we think, because i don't think i'd react to anyone's death like that

    yeah, me too

    not because it's not proper decorum but because I don't feel any joy when someone dies at all no matter who

    sadness or arousal are the only options

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

    This is why I'm glad I know nothing about medical stuff, I can watch shows like that and just enjoy it.

    It was only slightly shocking because it's the eleventh episode and Nikita has been very good about things like that until now.

    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.

    fuck yes

    fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi

    freedom all the way

    go sith!

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus. I just sat back down in my cubicle and suddenly I had to hold back puke. I'm pretty sure my coworkers heard me "hrrrrkggaaah hhrrrkggnnngg"

    everyone you work with right now thinks that you are going to end up patient zero in the anti-god plague that destroys mankind

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    And either of those deserve your gloating over him widowing his wife and leaving his kids orphans. Yep, big man, happy about a suicide.
    If he were a child molester or serial killer, no one would think twice about him deserving this, even if he had a wife and kids.

    But because his crimes are "merely" financial, all of a sudden he's a fucking saint. It's a bullshit standard, that's the reverse of what it actually should be.

    Thanatos on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

    This is why I'm glad I know nothing about medical stuff, I can watch shows like that and just enjoy it.

    It was only slightly shocking because it's the eleventh episode and Nikita has been very good about things like that until now.

    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.

    fuck yes

    fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi

    freedom all the way

    go sith!

    Someone enjoyed TIE fighter back in the day.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Jesus. I just sat back down in my cubicle and suddenly I had to hold back puke. I'm pretty sure my coworkers heard me "hrrrrkggaaah hhrrrkggnnngg"

    everyone you work with right now thinks that you are going to end up patient zero in the anti-god plague that destroys mankind

    I'm seriously thinking that maybe becoming a zombie or something is in my near future.

    Silas Brown on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

    This is why I'm glad I know nothing about medical stuff, I can watch shows like that and just enjoy it.

    It was only slightly shocking because it's the eleventh episode and Nikita has been very good about things like that until now.

    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.

    fuck yes

    fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi

    freedom all the way

    go sith!

    Someone enjoyed TIE fighter back in the day.

    I was 3 when that came out

    so no

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Jesus. I just sat back down in my cubicle and suddenly I had to hold back puke. I'm pretty sure my coworkers heard me "hrrrrkggaaah hhrrrkggnnngg"

    everyone you work with right now thinks that you are going to end up patient zero in the anti-god plague that destroys mankind

    I'm seriously thinking that maybe becoming a zombie or something is in my near future.

    moving to a place in which the environment isn't actively and constantly trying to kill you might be a good step to take in preventing this fate

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    But in some of your pictures on Facebook your hair looks dishwater blonde.

    what?

    uh, no

    n659641786_1635743_8808.jpg

    this is the blondest picture of me on facebook and it is a decade old

    howdy-doody1.jpg?w=216&h=300

    Irond Will on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And either of those deserve your gloating over him widowing his wife and leaving his kids orphans. Yep, big man, happy about a suicide.
    If he were a child molester or serial killer, no one would think twice about him deserving this, even if he had a wife and kids.

    But because his crimes are "merely" financial, all of a sudden he's a fucking saint. It's a bullshit standard, that's the reverse of what it actually should be.

    nope

    if it were hitler i wouldn't think hahahahahahaha!

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And either of those deserve your gloating over him widowing his wife and leaving his kids orphans. Yep, big man, happy about a suicide.
    If he were a child molester or serial killer, no one would think twice about him deserving this, even if he had a wife and kids.

    But because his crimes are "merely" financial, all of a sudden he's a fucking saint. It's a bullshit standard, that's the reverse of what it actually should be.

    1. I would

    2. His crimes are merely financial

    no-one's saying he's a saint

    we're just not laughing at his suicide

    there is a middle ground here

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.
    fuck yes

    fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi

    freedom all the way

    go sith!
    It has nothing to do with the philosophy, and everything to do with the fact that while I'm in line at the DMV, I can just go "lady, you're done, you don't need to keep talking to the dude," and she'd just leave.

    I would be using that every goddamn day, for inane, selfish bullshit; there's just no way I could resist the temptation.

    Thanatos on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    But in some of your pictures on Facebook your hair looks dishwater blonde.

    what?

    uh, no

    n659641786_1635743_8808.jpg

    this is the blondest picture of me on facebook and it is a decade old

    howdy-doody1.jpg?w=216&h=300

    hahahahahaha

    Abdhyius on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Ok so Cata heroics are mind numblingly hard.

    Like hard.

    Really hard.
    insert dick joke.

    Yeah, I guess my roommates were in heroic Tide of Thrones for like, 3 hours last night, although they said it wouldn't have been as bad if not for their terrible group composition, which was painfully lacking in interrupts and CC. It was like, prot pally, DK, 2 shadow priests and I think a holy priest.

    You can get groups in LFD that are more or less 95% unable to do an instance. I had a grim batol run where the only CC was my roots as a druid healer.

    Some of the bosses are seriously over tuned as well. Fights where you have to keep eveyone topped off goes against the design philosophy entirely.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.
    fuck yes

    fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi

    freedom all the way

    go sith!
    It has nothing to do with the philosophy, and everything to do with the fact that while I'm in line at the DMV, I can just go "lady, you're done, you don't need to keep talking to the dude," and she'd just leave.

    I would be using that every goddamn day, for inane, selfish bullshit; there's just no way I could resist the temptation.

    I wouldn't even try to resist

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