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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    what a crazy night

    a man walked into my apartment, today. i didn't know him. neither did my roommate. he went through the apartment building trying doorknobs until we made him leave and then we called the police

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    karl

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    hi ryan

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    hey

    what's up

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    my apartment got broken into today

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what a crazy night

    a man walked into my apartment, today. i didn't know him. neither did my roommate. he went through the apartment building trying doorknobs until we made him leave and then we called the police

    this happened a lot in the dorms when i was in college

    you'd be surprised how many people just leave their shit open, I thought keeping your doors locked when you weren't around or otherwise occupied was the standard

    Raneados on
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    BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dear Neighbor above me,

    If you're going to have what sounds like the wildest sex ever either get a quieter bed or stop doing it at 6AM.

    Sincerely,
    Your neighbor who likes to sleep through the night

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    my apartment got broken into today

    we went karaokeing tonight

    i drank a lot

    cathy drank one drink less than me and still ended up barfing

    i haven't barfed yet

    i sang a lita ford song

    (kiss me deadly)

    i also sang a lot of other stuff i've never done before

    but i'm most proud of that one

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    i also sang dare to be stupid

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    and, uh, i guess we duet'd a whole new world?

    i don't really remember a whole bunch honestly

    i did cook a pretty sweet steak when we got home though

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i drank a lot of whiskey

    so your night sounds pretty awesome

    i found five bucks so i'm going to go have some greasy fucking food

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i also sang dare to be stupid

    teeheehee

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    we had to get a cab the block and a half home because cathy was barfing in the bathroom and couldn't even walk that much

    it cost me six dollars

    the lesson here kids is don't go drinking wiht whippy

    she will drink you under the table

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i'll take that challenge

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Awww kusu's beard looks really cute, like a kid trying on his parent's clothes.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lesson learnt: dont get too involved in a friend's relationship problems when you're already missing your significant other incredibly. I need to fucking sleep this shit off.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Whippy it sounds like you are fun to party with

    I need to chill in Seattle evidently

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Seattle is like our Mecca.
    Except with alcohol and PAX instead of religious observance

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cathy barfing is like the gold standard of going out drinking. If it doesn't happen you weren't having fun hard enough

    Weaver on
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're all miserabling up my fact thread.

    Talk about cool stories, bros!

    Goose! on
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This on time, on the forums, we miserabled up Goose!'s thread.

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cool story:

    I once owned a dachshund and she ate some chocolate covered cherries we had gotten my grandmother for Christmas.

    She was lucky she lived, but our house was a mess for a day or so.



    Wait that wasn't a cool story at all, that was kinda gross.


    I got to talk to my ex again last night for a good while.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Cool story:

    I once owned a dachshund and she ate some chocolate covered cherries we had gotten my grandmother for Christmas.

    She was lucky she lived, but our house was a mess for a day or so.

    Our corgi once got into a bag full of free samples of candy and pills and stuff.
    Most expensive free bag of stuff ever.


    Another dog fact:
    Gus (one of mongooses's mom's dogs) has gotten Giardia 4 times now.
    Keep thinking he will learn but I guess not.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    today i feel like mike and jerry from the last fourth panel

    i am on people's blogs reading all this poetry that is getting nice comments and all i can think is "THIS IS SO SHITTY WHY IS EVERYONE BEING NICE OMG"

    i must have no fucking idea what good poetry is

    it must be the opposite of what i think is good

    Quoth on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have no opinions on poetry because I don't understand poetry.

    But I suppose I would be nice to a friend if they wanted me to read some.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ya, I know nothing as well.. would probably be like "Yup, that looks like poetry to me, good work"
    But if they're asking people who know poetry (and are trying to get better) I imagine it'd be nice to get some constructive criticism..

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    today i feel like mike and jerry from the last fourth panel

    i am on people's blogs reading all this poetry that is getting nice comments and all i can think is "THIS IS SO SHITTY WHY IS EVERYONE BEING NICE OMG"

    i must have no fucking idea what good poetry is

    it must be the opposite of what i think is good

    Welcome to my world Quoth

    The best thing to do is just assume you are right

    After a while you start to realise that it doesn't really matter anyway

    Solar on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Or maybe they're just nice so people will be nice to them.

    Or maybe they're just nice.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I write the shittiest shit. Its why I don't write anymore.

    Goose! on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    I write the shittiest shit. Its why I don't write anymore.

    I write worse shit than yours I guarantee.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems

    Quoth on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Maybe I should link the poems I wrote for MUD I used to play to get fake money instead of paying real money for fake money.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hey Goose, when are you getting your new sig anyway? It's been a while since the Solid Saints ended.

    Wiet on
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Squall is hard at work. I asked for an animated gif so I am not going to rush him. He didn't even have to! Whenever it's ready I will put it in there.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems

    Oh yeah one of those places

    Fuck those places

    Solar on
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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    The best thing to do is just assume you are right

    This is actually why the internet can be such a shit hole.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    The best thing to do is just assume you are right

    This is actually why the internet can be such a shit hole.

    No the internet can be such as shithole because other people won't accept that I am right

    Solar on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems

    Oh yeah one of those places

    Fuck those places

    Like Facebook

    I've had people beg me to comment and like their picture or get annoyed at me if I see them face to face and go "Hey I liked that picture." "Oh, why didn't you comment then?"

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    facebook

    doesn't

    matter

    Swill on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems

    Oh yeah one of those places

    Fuck those places

    Like Facebook

    I've had people beg me to comment and like their picture or get annoyed at me if I see them face to face and go "Hey I liked that picture." "Oh, why didn't you comment then?"

    Get less-stupid friends.

    Abracadaniel on
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