I took the class. See, my school has a bartending agency, well, it's a student run business, and they have classes too. And if you did well you could join the agency, which hired out people to private parties with good money. And the class was quite fun, and where I tried lots of different kinds of liquors and liquers and I kicked the test's ass, written (god, there were hundreds of drinks) and practical (had to make a drink while telling a joke.. they made me make wu wu shots). And so then they were like, yay, you are good enough to join the agency and are now a certified NYC bartender! Now you just need to interview and you're okay. And my instructors were like, really, they just need to make sure you're not crazy. And my interview went swell. And then the person was like sorry, no positions at the moment for you. Which sucked...
Apparently the person who was the manager at the time, well, she was a real bitch or something... many people in the agency quit. Including my instructors.
But oh well, I got kind of ripped off in that I paid decent money and did not get the job, but it was cheaper than taking the class at most places, and now I can work elsewhere as a bartender if I want and got to try many different drinks and can make stuff.
So I guess I am kind of useful?
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I sometimes hope I eventually marry my long-time girlfriend just because I love her family so much (well her mom's side anyway)
They're all hardcore card players and her extended family is all cajun. They all invented their own card game that requires at least 7 decks of cards to play. Extremely fun game to play but I'm not even about to start to explain the rules and how to play. It's fucking complex.
I love hanging out with that family more than mine.
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I love Fritos so much and I just remembered I have a big back of them in the kitchen.
Fuckkkkk
I'm trying to lose weight. Not a significant amount, but just 5 or so. But with me it's that like 5 pounds that teeters above and below your normal weight so it's kind of hard to lose.
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Uh, getting drunk, stoned, and fried your first time out is probably not the best idea for chemical virgins
But, even if they don't have fun, I will.
Oh, indeed. They won't have fun.
Something I discovered on that night was that people who aren't actively seeking drugs? Don't force it on them. They won't have fun and neither will you.
BELIEVE
Although I guess there was a little fun. Jason got the munchies around 4 am and attacked the raisins.
See, he was living with me as his first roommate ever, and had never been away from home before. Because of this, his mom constantly sent care packages of food. One thing she always included were these HUGE fucking Sun Maid Raisins boxes.
On pot, weed and alcohol, Jason decides to eat all five boxes of raisins over a three-hour period.
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hooray I guess
oh wait
it looks like there's a waiting period
I took the class. See, my school has a bartending agency, well, it's a student run business, and they have classes too. And if you did well you could join the agency, which hired out people to private parties with good money. And the class was quite fun, and where I tried lots of different kinds of liquors and liquers and I kicked the test's ass, written (god, there were hundreds of drinks) and practical (had to make a drink while telling a joke.. they made me make wu wu shots). And so then they were like, yay, you are good enough to join the agency and are now a certified NYC bartender! Now you just need to interview and you're okay. And my instructors were like, really, they just need to make sure you're not crazy. And my interview went swell. And then the person was like sorry, no positions at the moment for you. Which sucked...
Apparently the person who was the manager at the time, well, she was a real bitch or something... many people in the agency quit. Including my instructors.
But oh well, I got kind of ripped off in that I paid decent money and did not get the job, but it was cheaper than taking the class at most places, and now I can work elsewhere as a bartender if I want and got to try many different drinks and can make stuff.
So I guess I am kind of useful?
Imma go try it
After I take a piss
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it's about to start
Yeah
You wait until Bri activates you.
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I was impotently angry/whiny about that
I sometimes hope I eventually marry my long-time girlfriend just because I love her family so much (well her mom's side anyway)
They're all hardcore card players and her extended family is all cajun. They all invented their own card game that requires at least 7 decks of cards to play. Extremely fun game to play but I'm not even about to start to explain the rules and how to play. It's fucking complex.
I love hanging out with that family more than mine.
I'ma have a beer now.
Congratulations!
i have extra glasses...so just come on by for some departed
but I want to be lauded now
or treated like a cockroach
whatever
I demand judgment
i know....brilliant
i went to buy them yesterday and my sister is all "ewww, those are so bad for you" so i felt bad about it
i then went out about an hour ago and bought all my provisions for the night without her scorning eyes
and just get them all in one place and just get them totally thrashed
and hotbox the room, while I'm at it.
shatter their straight edges into jagged shards of inebriation
can i pretend to be one of them just to join in the festivities?
I've had 2 in the last 3 days
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WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO STARVE, THE FIRST ONES TO DIE
Sorry, on a SERIOUS Dropkick Murphys... kick right now.
But you don't want to do that. I tried it once with 4 friends who'd never done a single drug.
Gave each one a single hit of acid and a couple bonghits, then forced them to chug a shot of Cuervo each.
It was not pretty and I had no fun.
yeah just bring herb or brew
Did you add a FULL DASH of iodized salt?
Fuckkkkk
I'm trying to lose weight. Not a significant amount, but just 5 or so. But with me it's that like 5 pounds that teeters above and below your normal weight so it's kind of hard to lose.
Uh, getting drunk, stoned, and fried your first time out is probably not the best idea for chemical virgins
But, even if they don't have fun, I will.
i can read your posts
no
Hm
Maybe I didn't.
I also don't have a shot glass to measure a shot.
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YOU FUCKING PUSSY
THE LIVER IS EVIL AND MUST BE PUNISHED
Drinking a little? Yes...drinking and partaking of chocolaty deserts, that's my goal.
Secret Satan
i thought you said gin tastes like watered down rum and i was like man what sheri dont be a big silly fool
too much for an 18 year old
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Wait.
Why am I on here?
you dummy
sheri
how are you drinking it
a shot is an amount small enough that you can easily down it in one gulp without being so little as to be negligible for purposes of inebriation
Oh, indeed. They won't have fun.
Something I discovered on that night was that people who aren't actively seeking drugs? Don't force it on them. They won't have fun and neither will you.
BELIEVE
Although I guess there was a little fun. Jason got the munchies around 4 am and attacked the raisins.
See, he was living with me as his first roommate ever, and had never been away from home before. Because of this, his mom constantly sent care packages of food. One thing she always included were these HUGE fucking Sun Maid Raisins boxes.
On pot, weed and alcohol, Jason decides to eat all five boxes of raisins over a three-hour period.
The next day he nearly shit out his skull.
I stopped.
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fuck this thing does not have 8 servings of dip
instead I am eating banana bread and Nutella