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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    *pukesville*~~

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    afk | stand up

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My map doesn't have a Drinkin Island on it

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I have been drinking since

    I was a freshman in highschool.

    You must be really drunk by now.

    You should write that down for your stand-up.

    I wrote that down for my stand-up and boy are my arms tired!

    jordyn are you actually doing stand-up

    is this a thing in the main

    I would like to, at some point.

    I just, I don't know...haven't yet.

    I should just do it.

    Shit, guys, I'll be right back gonna go do some stand up

    jordyn your act can't be just being mean to people

    it's hard to see them from the stage

    too bright

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If any of you watched that Sarah Silverman movie, I'm picturing the scene after the credits with her understudy.

    Not that I don't have total faith in you, Jordyn.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, the Sarah Silverman movie was bad.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Man, the Sarah Silverman movie was bad.

    what

    I laughed, frequently

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    sarah silverman is amazing

    hey has anyone else been watching the maria bamford show on that internet thing it's pretty good

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I have been drinking since halfway through senior year of high school (though I was technically at college so it doesn't count).

    To be fair, nobody at my high school was worth drinking with.

    I have excellent binges and you have all seen pictures that attest to this.

    this is basically my opinion

    it's just not worth getting drunk with these people

    i can have much more fun with my guitar and no alcohol

    i mean really when i am around these people it is basically hey lets just wait for kovak to say funny things because he is funny and we suck

    You can play your guitar sober as a goose and rock out on metal or folk or punk even.

    But if you claim to be able to play blues, really good blues, without a drink in your system? Sir, you would be a LIAR.

    You cannot play great blues without at least a good buzz.

    And if you argue, you are wrong.

    Mister Wrongpants McSoberness.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't see you guys, but I'm still mean to you.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My first mixed drink was a Sex on the Beach.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    First of exactly two.

    >.>

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I can't see you guys, but I'm still mean to you.

    but it's not all that funny

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    because you're a slut, right Sheri?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    because you're a slut, right Sheri?

    That is an entirely separate matter, missy.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Also, I pretty much never liked Capt. Morgan until someone got me to taste it mixed with Sprite.

    That was great.

    God damn it.

    This recipe was taught to me by a sailor. Not a member of the Navy, but an honest to god sailor from Massachusetts.

    Put a shot of rum on the rocks.
    Add a single drop of lime juice.
    Add a dash of salt.
    Fill it with tap water.

    Swear to god, once you try it, you never go back. That is the ultimate rum drink.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ok I am back

    with a screwdriver.

    Look what you made me do.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    is anyone else so lame that they had to look up drink recipes on the internet because they just had no idea

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I like to mix Sunny Delight and Vodka

    I call it Sunrise over Moscow

    though only after I've already had a few

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Ok I am back

    with a screwdriver.

    Look what you made me do.

    Welcome to the club! I've pounded down a beer and a half just since joining this thread!

    Who wants to play a drinking game in these forums!?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went and got a 2liter of Dr.Pepper

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man I wanna go out tonight, but naaah

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fuck you guys, all I have to drink is wine

    Oh and a bottle of rum and a bottle of Kahlua. Mom used 'em for cooking.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Fuck you guys, all I have to drink is wine

    Oh and a bottle of rum and a bottle of Kahlua. Mom used 'em for cooking.

    uh huh

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    DO MY RUM DRINK

    AND REPORT YOUR FINDINGS

    NOW

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Fuck you guys, all I have to drink is wine

    Oh and a bottle of rum and a bottle of Kahlua. Mom used 'em for cooking.

    uh huh

    No, trust me, she did.

    She told me about her damn Kahlua cake for, like, three fucking weeks.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Man I wanna go out tonight, but naaah

    Yeah me too.

    Shit, the girlfriend just got a text about a party at a friend's house, even.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE LIME JUICE

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I like to mix Sunny Delight and Vodka

    I call it Sunrise over Moscow

    though only after I've already had a few

    Sunny D is like a retarded man's orange juice.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man. I chose a good night to drink. That 70's Show marathon!

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    DO MY RUM DRINK

    AND REPORT YOUR FINDINGS

    NOW

    I drank all my rum the other weekend. sorry duder.

    edit: wait there might be some Jamaican Rum around here someplace.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE LIME JUICE

    YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE BITTERS OR LEMON JUICE

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I need some incentive to go out and stop sitting here and talking to you and flying my r/c helicopter around the apartment.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE LIME JUICE

    YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE BITTERS OR LEMON JUICE

    I think Mom might have lemon juice.

    I'll try it in a bit maybe.

    Maybe.

    Sheri on
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I waste so much money when I go out, but I'm always so depressed when I sit in and do shit
    Plus all my drinkin buddies already abandoned me

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Oh man. I chose a good night to drink. That 70's Show marathon!

    That show is just a zing followed by a zing followed by a zing.

    Its great when you're wasted. But man I cannot watch that shit sober.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE HAVE LIME JUICE

    YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE BITTERS OR LEMON JUICE

    I think Mom might have lemon juice.

    I'll try it in a bit maybe.

    Maybe.
    DO IT

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I like to mix Sunny Delight and Vodka

    I call it Sunrise over Moscow

    though only after I've already had a few

    Sunny D is like a retarded man's orange juice.

    exactly

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So my friends and I, being your average underage college students, are going up to a friends house this weekend and we are bringing: - Tanqueray -Smirnoff -Bacardi -Jose Cuervo (a handle each of these run of the mill liquors), and some... Frangelico and Sambuca apparently? And some Red Stripe. Hooray beer.

    What things to do with all these things?! We have some Sour Mix, and Margarita Mix, and Bloody Mary mix, and tonic ( not schwepps, sad me), and random seltzers... what else is good?

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Also, I pretty much never liked Capt. Morgan until someone got me to taste it mixed with Sprite.

    That was great.

    God damn it.

    This recipe was taught to me by a sailor. Not a member of the Navy, but an honest to god sailor from Massachusetts.

    Put a shot of rum on the rocks.
    Add a single drop of lime juice.
    Add a dash of salt.
    Fill it with tap water.

    Swear to god, once you try it, you never go back. That is the ultimate rum drink.
    I should remember this, if my girlfriend didn't finish off the damn bottle of Capt. I had last night (she loves the stuff so I always keep it around) I'd try it now.

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