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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Grant this tastes like watered-down rum.

    Did you add a FULL DASH of iodized salt?

    Hm

    Maybe I didn't.

    I also don't have a shot glass to measure a shot.

    a shot is an amount small enough that you can easily down it in one gulp without being so little as to be negligible for purposes of inebriation

    I know what a shot is

    I just eyeballed it.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    sheri

    how are you drinking it

    I stopped.

    you shouldn't be able to stop, silly

    you just throw the whole thing back at once

    silly

    Skull Man on
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    YOU ARE NO SAILOR

    J. Grant on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm not drinking tonight

    instead I am eating banana bread and Nutella

    Rainydays isn't drinking? What is this world coming to?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    On pot, weed and alcohol, Jason decides to eat all five boxes of raisins over a three-hour period.

    that sounds like the worst idea EVER

    potatoe on
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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    my week usually goes like this
    - shitfaced on tuesday night (girls night)
    - shitfaced on wednesday night (boys night)
    - if its the holidays shitfaced on thursday night (almost the weekend night)
    - shitfaced and drugs friday night
    - same as friday
    - hang over beers on sunday

    Oden on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    YOU ARE NO SAILOR

    IT TASTES LIKE WATERED DOWN RUM AND NOT MUCH ELSE

    I'd rather just drink the rum

    It smelled pretty yummy. :o

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am convinced they put serving sizes on things solely to make me feel bad

    fuck this thing does not have 8 servings of dip

    just read the calories

    and ignore the serving size

    you'll feel great

    Skull Man on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am convinced they put serving sizes on things solely to make me feel bad

    fuck this thing does not have 8 servings of dip

    King's Hawaiian Bread serving size is one roll

    I eat all 12 in a sitting

    fuck them

    Raneados on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    sheri

    how are you drinking it

    I stopped.

    you shouldn't be able to stop, silly

    you just throw the whole thing back at once

    silly

    Throw back a drink on the rocks?

    You'd get ice all up in your face!

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    my week usually goes like this
    - shitfaced on tuesday night (girls night)
    - shitfaced on wednesday night (boys night)
    - if its the holidays shitfaced on thursday night (almost the weekend night)
    - shitfaced and drugs friday night
    - same as friday
    - hang over beers on sunday

    As long as Monday is a day of recovery, regeneration and renewal, you should be okay.

    Endomatic on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am convinced they put serving sizes on things solely to make me feel bad

    fuck this thing does not have 8 servings of dip

    just read the calories

    and ignore the serving size

    you'll feel great

    i try not to read that far

    makes me feel bad

    potatoe on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm not drinking tonight

    instead I am eating banana bread and Nutella

    Rainydays isn't drinking? What is this world coming to?

    I have an early start tomorrow

    going back home to see my momma

    I'll get drunk in Clearwater

    Raneados on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    sheri

    how are you drinking it

    I stopped.

    you shouldn't be able to stop, silly

    you just throw the whole thing back at once

    silly

    Throw back a drink on the rocks?

    You'd get ice all up in your face!

    GOD DAMN IT SHERI THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT A SAILOR DRINK

    Skull Man on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm not drinking tonight

    instead I am eating banana bread and Nutella

    Rainydays isn't drinking? What is this world coming to?

    I have an early start tomorrow

    going back home to see my momma

    I'll get drunk in Clearwater

    Did you hear?

    Mom and I are going to Universal tomorrow, and she said we're gonna go to Margaritaville for dinner.

    Sheri on
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    On pot, weed and alcohol, Jason decides to eat all five boxes of raisins over a three-hour period.

    that sounds like the worst idea EVER

    He was the guitarist in our band, and we had a music-related falling-out about nine months after "The Big Night." I didn't speak to him for years, and then we got back in touch via the intertrons.

    Even to this day, I can slay that boy by walking up to him and saying the word "RAY-ZINZ" in a funny Looney Tunes voice.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    sheri

    how are you drinking it

    I stopped.

    you shouldn't be able to stop, silly

    you just throw the whole thing back at once

    silly

    Throw back a drink on the rocks?

    You'd get ice all up in your face!

    GOD DAMN IT SHERI THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT A SAILOR DRINK

    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »

    Uh, getting drunk, stoned, and fried your first time out is probably not the best idea for chemical virgins

    But, even if they don't have fun, I will.

    Oh, indeed. They won't have fun.

    Something I discovered on that night was that people who aren't actively seeking drugs? Don't force it on them. They won't have fun and neither will you.

    BELIEVE

    Although I guess there was a little fun. Jason got the munchies around 4 am and attacked the raisins.

    See, he was living with me as his first roommate ever, and had never been away from home before. Because of this, his mom constantly sent care packages of food. One thing she always included were these HUGE fucking Sun Maid Raisins boxes.

    On pot, weed and alcohol, Jason decides to eat all five boxes of raisins over a three-hour period.

    The next day he nearly shit out his skull.

    hahahaha

    ahahahaha

    oh man, that's awesome

    before my buddy vic moved, when me and him got munchies we tended to munch on cheap mini-mart sandwich cookies while playing chess, poker, or dominos

    god i want to get high and play dominos with somebody

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sheri, you put ice in the shot?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    sheri, you put ice in the shot?

    DID YOU NOT READ THE DAMN RECIPE

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anyone ever had a flaming gorilla titty?

    My friends used to do them. I think it was like half a shot of 151 and half a shot of Kahlua mixed together, set on fire and then you drink it threw a straw really quickly.

    They say it tastes like chocolate milk.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm not drinking tonight

    instead I am eating banana bread and Nutella

    Rainydays isn't drinking? What is this world coming to?

    I have an early start tomorrow

    going back home to see my momma

    I'll get drunk in Clearwater

    Did you hear?

    Mom and I are going to Universal tomorrow, and she said we're gonna go to Margaritaville for dinner.

    drink your dinners

    I command it!!!

    Raneados on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Bleh, this tastes like ass.

    sheri

    how are you drinking it

    I stopped.

    you shouldn't be able to stop, silly

    you just throw the whole thing back at once

    silly

    Throw back a drink on the rocks?

    You'd get ice all up in your face!

    GOD DAMN IT SHERI THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT A SAILOR DRINK

    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    everything makes sense now

    Skull Man on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Anyone ever had a flaming gorilla titty?

    breast-feeding on an infernape?

    potatoe on
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    hahahaha

    ahahahaha

    oh man, that's awesome

    before my buddy vic moved, when me and him got munchies we tended to munch on cheap mini-mart sandwich cookies while playing chess, poker, or dominos

    god i want to get high and play dominos with somebody

    Our game of choice in long Beach was Chess. Ususally played on a line of meth and several hits off the bong.

    God I hate that game.
    Sheri wrote: »
    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    PIRATES ARE SAILORS

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know what is pretty good when your inebriated?

    Those microwave sandwiches with terriaki chicken in them from 7-11. They like soft fluffy clouds.

    Oden on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    my favorite munchies food was those little powdered donuts

    people had to physically take them from me, or I'd eat them until they were gone. Seriously bags and bags of them

    and then I'd have a heart attack

    Raneados on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    PIRATES ARE SAILORS

    THEY ARE A SPECIFIC KIND OF SAILOR DAMNIT

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    hahahaha

    ahahahaha

    oh man, that's awesome

    before my buddy vic moved, when me and him got munchies we tended to munch on cheap mini-mart sandwich cookies while playing chess, poker, or dominos

    god i want to get high and play dominos with somebody

    Our game of choice in long Beach was Chess. Ususally played on a line of meth and several hits off the bong.

    God I hate that game.
    Sheri wrote: »
    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    PIRATES ARE SAILORS

    it's cool

    chill out

    sheri don't know nothin bout pirates

    Skull Man on
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh god and when I lived in Long Beach, I was on the corner of Bellflower and Clark.

    Right next to a Taco Bell.

    the amount of crap we purchased at shit am due to munchies was disgusting.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    hahahaha

    ahahahaha

    oh man, that's awesome

    before my buddy vic moved, when me and him got munchies we tended to munch on cheap mini-mart sandwich cookies while playing chess, poker, or dominos

    god i want to get high and play dominos with somebody

    Our game of choice in long Beach was Chess. Ususally played on a line of meth and several hits off the bong.

    God I hate that game.
    Sheri wrote: »
    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    PIRATES ARE SAILORS

    it's cool

    chill out

    sheri don't know nothin bout pirates

    YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THE MOVIE

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i should start drinking, what should i start drinking?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    my favorite munchies food was those little powdered donuts

    damn

    mind going and picking me up some of them?

    i; would myself....but i don't trust me

    potatoe on
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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i should start drinking, what should i start drinking?

    beer

    something with coke in it

    scotch and dry

    Oden on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I don't see how people drink Smirnoff and stuff like that. Not because "it's chick beer" but because it taste like a weird Clearly Canadian (if anyone remembers that stuff)

    I guess it's just that when I'm drinking beer, I want beer, real beer, not a sugary carbonated fruit drink that tastes a little funny.

    I'm so glad my girlfriend hates it too and just likes good beers and whatever liquor we have.

    Smirnoff is not beer?
    Close enough, you know what I mean.

    No I'm actually really confused now.

    He is confusing Smirnoff Ice, a gay malt beverage that is like sugar water and alcohol, with Smirnoff, the vodka.

    EDIT: Well, he's not really confusing anything with anything, he's just not clarifying... which is confusing you.
    Yes. Exactly. I'm just used to saying Smirnoff to friends and them assuming I meant S-ice.

    Wow

    You call these people friends?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    hahahaha

    ahahahaha

    oh man, that's awesome

    before my buddy vic moved, when me and him got munchies we tended to munch on cheap mini-mart sandwich cookies while playing chess, poker, or dominos

    god i want to get high and play dominos with somebody

    Our game of choice in long Beach was Chess. Ususally played on a line of meth and several hits off the bong.

    God I hate that game.
    Sheri wrote: »
    So that's how they lose their eyes so easily.

    EDIT: Wait, that's pirates.

    PIRATES ARE SAILORS

    it's cool

    chill out

    sheri don't know nothin bout pirates

    YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THE MOVIE

    PIRATES ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FREEDOM

    THEY ARE RAPISTS AND MURDERERS

    THIS IS NOT THEIR INDEPENDENCE DAY

    Skull Man on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    my favorite munchies food was those little powdered donuts

    damn

    mind going and picking me up some of them?

    i; would myself....but i don't trust me

    see, potatoe

    first Gin + sprite

    now powdered donuts



    I am your muse

    Raneados on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    s-ice is not smirnoff

    ever

    come on now




    hi scarl

    potatoe on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    PIRATES ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FREEDOM

    THEY ARE RAPISTS AND MURDERERS

    THIS IS NOT THEIR INDEPENDENCE DAY

    DISNEY

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    my favorite munchies food was those little powdered donuts

    damn

    mind going and picking me up some of them?

    i; would myself....but i don't trust me

    see, potatoe

    first Gin + sprite

    now powdered donuts



    I am your muse

    you are my god

    potatoe on
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