tastypastryCan somebody please remove these cutleriesfrom my knees?Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
I love juice so much! One time, I was walking around London with some friends and was very thirsty. In the area we were in, everything was closed. But I wanted juice so badly. We were kind of in a hurry to meet some other friends across town and it looked like there was no juice to be found. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw people in a shop! And I thought, maybe that shop sold juice. It was a juice shop! It was closed but employees were there for training. I knocked on the door and the man opened it and said, "I'm sorry but we're closed. However, would you like some free juice?". It was delicious.
I love juice so much! One time, I was walking around London with some friends and was very thirsty. In the area we were in, everything was closed. But I wanted juice so badly. We were kind of in a hurry to meet some other friends across town and it looked like there was no juice to be found. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw people in a shop! And I thought, maybe that shop sold juice. It was a juice shop! It was closed but employees were there for training. I knocked on the door and the man opened it and said, "I'm sorry but we're closed. However, would you like some free juice?". It was delicious.
FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.
It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.
I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.
It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.
All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.
So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.
Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.
It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.
I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.
It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.
All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.
So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.
also, i make sure to always have a big bottle of calamansi/calamondin concentrate in the fridge that you can add to water that makes a drink thats like a sweeter lemonade and sooo good
Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.
It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.
I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.
It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.
All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.
So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.
Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.
It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.
I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.
It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.
All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.
So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.
i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!
i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!
i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!
I'm glad that it's been going well for you!
thanks! i have become slightly obsessed with smoothies now, and have been trying to find more fruits to stick in the blender. sticking a whole apple in there did not go well
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your cruelty is unmatched
almond juice
Or maybe apple juice fresh from a press, if you are fortunate enough to ever try some it is ridiculously delicious.
Prune
fucking
Juice
Fuck Prune Juice. Seriously.
Steam
pineapple/orange or blueberry/pomegranate.
that would take so many almonds...
snackify drinks
it's decent but unfathomably expensive - like 12 bucks for a litre.
Also you can order a carton of any fruit or combination you can dream up and they'll make it for you.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Both of these.
Yes.
Those sort of look like prescription drug bottles, the label at least
this is like an episode of How I Met Your Mother.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Strawberry bananaaaaaa
1 part Orange
twist of Lime.
Yum.
I love me some Mango.
Or the best thing to do in the entire world is to go half orange juice and half sparkling water. Drink of the gods
now I'm actually curious
It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.
I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.
It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.
All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.
So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.
And now I'm thirsty.
Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6gKFrpyF90
Also, blueberry is a magnificent juice ingredient!
And grape juice is no good unless it has been fermented and aged.
holy shit
this is beautiful
Then when you drink it again it's like drinking a red lollipop and you find it disgusting.
i also like lots of pulp in my oj
also, i make sure to always have a big bottle of calamansi/calamondin concentrate in the fridge that you can add to water that makes a drink thats like a sweeter lemonade and sooo good
holy shit that's magical
I love this thread even more now.
Steam
Oh god damn.
I'm glad that it's been going well for you!
I've had big fishbowls like fishman, but in Vietnam. Man they make good juice
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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thanks! i have become slightly obsessed with smoothies now, and have been trying to find more fruits to stick in the blender. sticking a whole apple in there did not go well
I like that pure velencia shit.
So tasty.