MRTLICIOUS has traveled the UNDERHANDED ROAD and STOLE 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from CORVIDAE.
MRTLICIOUS's WANTED LEVEL has INCREASED to 3 DREDDs.
...Entry 2...
MRTLICIOUS HAS DIED. A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH led by BEDLAM took IMMEDIATE ACTION, arresting the CRIMINAL and FREEZING HIM IN CARBONITE.
BEDLAM has EARNED 10 SPACEMON TOKENS for LEADING THE BANDWAGON TO A JUST END.
...Entry 3...
PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 4...
KIME was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 5...
LOSERFORHIREX was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 6...
STEVER777 was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 7...
THE ANONYMOUS was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 8...
LUCEDES lost 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to a TRILLIBITTIANIUM NOMMER INFESTATION.
...Entry 9...
LUCEDES HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 10...
A FOUL SMELLING MOUND of BLOOD AND BONES was discovered on board.
...Entry 11...
PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 12...
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE TAU CETI OUTPOST!
Here you may EXTRACT SOME SPACEMON TOKENS from your BANK via the ATM MACHINE to PURCHASE SPACE PARTS for the PERILOUS JOURNEY AHEAD or PURCHASE A BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONAL PROTECTION or SPACE HUNTING.
The next leg of the TREK will bring the ship to the GLIESE 86 DYSON SPHERE. You will need to CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to avoid being DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACH on the way there.
Okay people who threw FLESHY PINK BRAINS out the AIRLOCK... are you the MEKKLARTHIANs?
In any case I will first EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the BANK by typing my PIN into the ATM MACHINE.
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
In space Africa people are starving yet people are throwing brains out of the goddamn window
I'll start with kimeeee
I EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON CREDITS from the ATM bank using the correct SPACEMON CREDIT RETRIEVING PROCEDURE while not letting the guy behind me SEE ME TYPING IN MY SECRET PIN CODE
GUYS I only got 212 brains left, can someone spare a few? I only need 88 for now
MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?
IMAGINE every MOLECULE in your BODY exploding at THE SPEED OF LIGHT
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I will TYPE IN MY PIN INTO THE ATM WHILE MAKING SURE THAT NOBODY CAN READ IT and i will WITHDRAW 60 TOKENS from the ATM MACHINE and HIDE THEM IN MY LOCKED PURSE IN MY BRA.
i see no limit on how many tokens that can be withdrawn, so why not buy double what the store sells!
I will PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 DISRUPTOR THING for 20 TOKENS as my CLEAVAGE has CONVINCED THE STOREKEEPER that I AM ATTRACTIVE AND WORTH THE DISCOUNT.
but then, who knows when you're going to need more tokens...
I will RETURN TO MY CABIN, UNLOCK THE DOOR, ENTER THE CABIN, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME. I WILL OPEN MY REFRIGERATED CONTAINER AND CONSUME 300 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
being quite the wealthy space-citizen back home, my atm account is overflowing with spacemon tokens. after carefully making sure no one is observing me, i enter my pin code into the atm and remove the modest sum of 100 tokens. after that, i will head to the store to purchase one
BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 30 space parts for 80 of the aforementioned tokens. i will put my remaining 20 tokens into my space-pocket.
afterwards, i will head back to the ship disarm my room security system, consume 300 of my delicious fleshy brains, re-arm my room security system, lock the door, close the blinds.
and then i will familiarize myself with the workings of the BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR.
nevermind... i didn't see the front page had been edited.
great, no brains, no money. i guess i can do nothing.
3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
kime we need those FLESH PINK BRAINS
I will WITHDRAW 40 SPACEMON TOKENS and PURCHASE 10 SPACE PARTS as well as a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR so that I may hunt SPACE BUFFALO
I then WITHDRAW an additional 60 SPACEMON TOKENS and withdraw to my CABIN, locking the DOOR and making sure that my FLESHY PINK BRAINS are secure in the SPACE PIGGY BANK within my CABIN.
I will EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the ATM while using 3 OF MY ARMS to cover the PIN PAD so that no one can see my PIN CODE. I will go to the store and purchase ONE BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONALO DEFENSE and SPACE HUNTING AND 5 SPACE PARTS.
I will then retire to my cabin and open the lock on my EXTRADIMENSIONAL REFRIGERATION UNIT and take out 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS which I will then SAUTEE with wilted SPACE GREENS. I will open a bottle of SPACE WINE and CONSUME the 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
also, I'm kind of worried about the fact that it seems like a random group of people were seen throwing out the brains. yet at the same time, we were not consumed by our own stomachs.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
lonelyahava asked nicely to be voted off yesterday. I wish that she be exiled in the least violent way possible.
I remove 50 SPACE TOKENS from my bank account. I purchase 1 set of 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR leaving me with 20 tokens to put in my SECURE SPACE WALLET.
I am offering a trade of 10 space tokens for the 300 brains I require consumation of.
So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?
So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?
I already DESCRIBED the REASON and am SUSPICIOUS of those who DID NOT
Well i guess that we could throw LOSERFORHIREX out the AIRLOCK with the FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
I will consume 300 units of FLESHY PINK BRAINS then buy 15 SPACE PARTS with 30 SPACEMON tokens.
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
I will GATHER UP the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that belonged to MRTLICIOUS. I will also place the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that were once the property of LUCEDES and PHYPHOR.
If this works Corvidae, I would like to return your brains. If this works with the rest of the brains, I think that we should determine a fair split on them.
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"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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...Entry 1...
MRTLICIOUS has traveled the UNDERHANDED ROAD and STOLE 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from CORVIDAE.
MRTLICIOUS's WANTED LEVEL has INCREASED to 3 DREDDs.
...Entry 2...
MRTLICIOUS HAS DIED. A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH led by BEDLAM took IMMEDIATE ACTION, arresting the CRIMINAL and FREEZING HIM IN CARBONITE.
BEDLAM has EARNED 10 SPACEMON TOKENS for LEADING THE BANDWAGON TO A JUST END.
...Entry 3...
PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 4...
KIME was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 5...
LOSERFORHIREX was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 6...
STEVER777 was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 7...
THE ANONYMOUS was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.
...Entry 8...
LUCEDES lost 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to a TRILLIBITTIANIUM NOMMER INFESTATION.
...Entry 9...
LUCEDES HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 10...
A FOUL SMELLING MOUND of BLOOD AND BONES was discovered on board.
...Entry 11...
PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.
...Entry 12...
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE TAU CETI OUTPOST!
Here you may EXTRACT SOME SPACEMON TOKENS from your BANK via the ATM MACHINE to PURCHASE SPACE PARTS for the PERILOUS JOURNEY AHEAD or PURCHASE A BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONAL PROTECTION or SPACE HUNTING.
The next leg of the TREK will bring the ship to the GLIESE 86 DYSON SPHERE. You will need to CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to avoid being DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACH on the way there.
SPACE PARTS: 5 PARTS PER 10 TOKENS
BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR: 20 TOKENS
THE DEAD
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Huh.
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I have no idea.
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In any case I will first EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the BANK by typing my PIN into the ATM MACHINE.
I'll start with kimeeee
I EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON CREDITS from the ATM bank using the correct SPACEMON CREDIT RETRIEVING PROCEDURE while not letting the guy behind me SEE ME TYPING IN MY SECRET PIN CODE
GUYS I only got 212 brains left, can someone spare a few? I only need 88 for now
MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?
IMAGINE every MOLECULE in your BODY exploding at THE SPEED OF LIGHT
i see no limit on how many tokens that can be withdrawn, so why not buy double what the store sells!
I will PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 DISRUPTOR THING for 20 TOKENS as my CLEAVAGE has CONVINCED THE STOREKEEPER that I AM ATTRACTIVE AND WORTH THE DISCOUNT.
but then, who knows when you're going to need more tokens...
I will RETURN TO MY CABIN, UNLOCK THE DOOR, ENTER THE CABIN, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME. I WILL OPEN MY REFRIGERATED CONTAINER AND CONSUME 300 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
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BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 30 space parts for 80 of the aforementioned tokens. i will put my remaining 20 tokens into my space-pocket.
afterwards, i will head back to the ship disarm my room security system, consume 300 of my delicious fleshy brains, re-arm my room security system, lock the door, close the blinds.
and then i will familiarize myself with the workings of the BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR.
nevermind... i didn't see the front page had been edited.
great, no brains, no money. i guess i can do nothing.
THE ENDERS already ANSWERED this QUESTION. USE of the BATHROOM is not ADVISABLE
I STEAL a DISRUPTOR from the STORE, only to DISCOVER that I ACCIDENTALLY stole a TOOBRUSH
OOPS
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I will WITHDRAW 40 SPACEMON TOKENS and PURCHASE 10 SPACE PARTS as well as a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR so that I may hunt SPACE BUFFALO
I then WITHDRAW an additional 60 SPACEMON TOKENS and withdraw to my CABIN, locking the DOOR and making sure that my FLESHY PINK BRAINS are secure in the SPACE PIGGY BANK within my CABIN.
but you already KNOW this, RIGHT?
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I will then retire to my cabin and open the lock on my EXTRADIMENSIONAL REFRIGERATION UNIT and take out 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS which I will then SAUTEE with wilted SPACE GREENS. I will open a bottle of SPACE WINE and CONSUME the 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
wait excuse me that should be:
I REQUIRE 88 more FLESHY BRAINS. TRADING said BRAINS for SPACE PARTS is an OPPORTUNITY not to be MISSED.
I remove 50 SPACE TOKENS from my bank account. I purchase 1 set of 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR leaving me with 20 tokens to put in my SECURE SPACE WALLET.
I am offering a trade of 10 space tokens for the 300 brains I require consumation of.
I WILL TRADE 5 of my SPACE PARTS for 88 FLESHY BRAINS provided by JDARKSUN
AFTER THE TRADE I WILL CONSUME 300 FLESHY BRAINS (REMOVING ANY SAFETY ETC) TO SATIATE MY STOMACH
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I already DESCRIBED the REASON and am SUSPICIOUS of those who DID NOT
WHY do you not FOLLOW OREGGEKNAXX ANATOMY?
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I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS
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I will consume 300 units of FLESHY PINK BRAINS then buy 15 SPACE PARTS with 30 SPACEMON tokens.
15 and we have a deal
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Also, Kime for wasting perfectly good brains and not holding on to them to become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY upon our return to OREGGEKNAXX.
Also, also, WITHDRAW my SPACEMON tokens, PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS, and CONSUME 300 UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
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Are you SAYING too much MONEY actually EXISTS, KIME?
Or should I SAY, KIME-TRON?
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The MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY is an ILLEGAL WEAPON under CHARTER VII of the NEO-THERMODYNMICS CONVENTION. It causes INSTANT VAPORIZATION.
Your FLESHY PINK BRAINS were STOLEN by the UNDERHANDED CROOK, MRTLICIOUS.
Fortunately the CRIMINAL was then FROZEN IN CARBONITE, thus SOLVING THE PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL.
If this works Corvidae, I would like to return your brains. If this works with the rest of the brains, I think that we should determine a fair split on them.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche