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The Oreggeknaxx Trail: An Educational [Mini Phalla] for Zeticulon Children Ages 10 and Up!

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    CRIME DOES NOT PAY

    ...Entry 1...

    MRTLICIOUS has traveled the UNDERHANDED ROAD and STOLE 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from CORVIDAE.

    MRTLICIOUS's WANTED LEVEL has INCREASED to 3 DREDDs.


    ...Entry 2...

    MRTLICIOUS HAS DIED. A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH led by BEDLAM took IMMEDIATE ACTION, arresting the CRIMINAL and FREEZING HIM IN CARBONITE.

    BEDLAM has EARNED 10 SPACEMON TOKENS for LEADING THE BANDWAGON TO A JUST END.


    ...Entry 3...

    PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


    ...Entry 4...

    KIME was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


    ...Entry 5...

    LOSERFORHIREX was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


    ...Entry 6...

    STEVER777 was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


    ...Entry 7...

    THE ANONYMOUS was seen THROWING 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS out of the AIRLOCK.


    ...Entry 8...

    LUCEDES lost 1700 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to a TRILLIBITTIANIUM NOMMER INFESTATION.


    ...Entry 9...

    LUCEDES HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


    ...Entry 10...

    A FOUL SMELLING MOUND of BLOOD AND BONES was discovered on board.


    ...Entry 11...

    PHYPHOR HAS DIED. He was VAPORIZED by a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY.


    ...Entry 12...

    YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE TAU CETI OUTPOST!

    Here you may EXTRACT SOME SPACEMON TOKENS from your BANK via the ATM MACHINE to PURCHASE SPACE PARTS for the PERILOUS JOURNEY AHEAD or PURCHASE A BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONAL PROTECTION or SPACE HUNTING.

    The next leg of the TREK will bring the ship to the GLIESE 86 DYSON SPHERE. You will need to CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS to avoid being DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACH on the way there.
    STORE:

    SPACE PARTS: 5 PARTS PER 10 TOKENS

    BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR: 20 TOKENS


    THE DEAD

    Lucedes
    Phyphor
    MRTLICIOUS (Vote)

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    yeah, that' sabout what I said, Falcon.

    I have no idea.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Okay people who threw FLESHY PINK BRAINS out the AIRLOCK... are you the MEKKLARTHIANs?

    In any case I will first EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the BANK by typing my PIN into the ATM MACHINE.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    In space Africa people are starving yet people are throwing brains out of the goddamn window

    I'll start with kimeeee

    I EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON CREDITS from the ATM bank using the correct SPACEMON CREDIT RETRIEVING PROCEDURE while not letting the guy behind me SEE ME TYPING IN MY SECRET PIN CODE

    GUYS I only got 212 brains left, can someone spare a few? I only need 88 for now

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    using my SPACEMON CREDITS I purchase at the store: 1x BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 5x SPACE PARTS

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    What does a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR do?

    MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    What does a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR do?

    MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

    IMAGINE every MOLECULE in your BODY exploding at THE SPEED OF LIGHT

    With Love and Courage
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I will TYPE IN MY PIN INTO THE ATM WHILE MAKING SURE THAT NOBODY CAN READ IT and i will WITHDRAW 60 TOKENS from the ATM MACHINE and HIDE THEM IN MY LOCKED PURSE IN MY BRA.

    i see no limit on how many tokens that can be withdrawn, so why not buy double what the store sells!

    I will PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 DISRUPTOR THING for 20 TOKENS as my CLEAVAGE has CONVINCED THE STOREKEEPER that I AM ATTRACTIVE AND WORTH THE DISCOUNT.

    but then, who knows when you're going to need more tokens...

    I will RETURN TO MY CABIN, UNLOCK THE DOOR, ENTER THE CABIN, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND ME. I WILL OPEN MY REFRIGERATED CONTAINER AND CONSUME 300 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    being quite the wealthy space-citizen back home, my atm account is overflowing with spacemon tokens. after carefully making sure no one is observing me, i enter my pin code into the atm and remove the modest sum of 100 tokens. after that, i will head to the store to purchase one
    BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR and 30 space parts for 80 of the aforementioned tokens. i will put my remaining 20 tokens into my space-pocket.

    afterwards, i will head back to the ship disarm my room security system, consume 300 of my delicious fleshy brains, re-arm my room security system, lock the door, close the blinds.

    and then i will familiarize myself with the workings of the BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR.



    nevermind... i didn't see the front page had been edited.

    great, no brains, no money. i guess i can do nothing.

    corvidae on
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    corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    so where did my brains go?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MEKKLARTHIANkime: Where is the bathroom on this station?

    THE ENDERS already ANSWERED this QUESTION. USE of the BATHROOM is not ADVISABLE

    I STEAL a DISRUPTOR from the STORE, only to DISCOVER that I ACCIDENTALLY stole a TOOBRUSH

    OOPS

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    kime we need those FLESH PINK BRAINS

    I will WITHDRAW 40 SPACEMON TOKENS and PURCHASE 10 SPACE PARTS as well as a BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR so that I may hunt SPACE BUFFALO

    I then WITHDRAW an additional 60 SPACEMON TOKENS and withdraw to my CABIN, locking the DOOR and making sure that my FLESHY PINK BRAINS are secure in the SPACE PIGGY BANK within my CABIN.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    For those CURIOUS, AIRLOCK SHENANIGANS are how TRUE OREGGEKNAXX WARRIORS consume FLESHY BRAINS

    but you already KNOW this, RIGHT?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    And by kime I mean kime

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I will trade FLESHY BRAINS for SPACEMON TOKENS

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Your mom trades PINK FLESHY BRAINS for SPACEMON TOKENS!

    3cl1ps3 on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    oooOOooOOOoOOOoOOOOO

    ~~:/~~

    OOOoOOoOOOOOOoOOOoOO

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    I will EXTRACT 30 SPACEMON TOKENS from the ATM while using 3 OF MY ARMS to cover the PIN PAD so that no one can see my PIN CODE. I will go to the store and purchase ONE BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR for PERSONALO DEFENSE and SPACE HUNTING AND 5 SPACE PARTS.

    I will then retire to my cabin and open the lock on my EXTRADIMENSIONAL REFRIGERATION UNIT and take out 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS which I will then SAUTEE with wilted SPACE GREENS. I will open a bottle of SPACE WINE and CONSUME the 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    also, I'm kind of worried about the fact that it seems like a random group of people were seen throwing out the brains. yet at the same time, we were not consumed by our own stomachs.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    I need 88 braaaaaains. I'll give you a space part for them

    wait excuse me that should be:

    I REQUIRE 88 more FLESHY BRAINS. TRADING said BRAINS for SPACE PARTS is an OPPORTUNITY not to be MISSED.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    lonelyahava asked nicely to be voted off yesterday. I wish that she be exiled in the least violent way possible.

    I remove 50 SPACE TOKENS from my bank account. I purchase 1 set of 5 SPACE PARTS and 1 BULGAHRASH IX DISRUPTOR leaving me with 20 tokens to put in my SECURE SPACE WALLET.

    I am offering a trade of 10 space tokens for the 300 brains I require consumation of.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    deal.

    I WILL TRADE 5 of my SPACE PARTS for 88 FLESHY BRAINS provided by JDARKSUN

    AFTER THE TRADE I WILL CONSUME 300 FLESHY BRAINS (REMOVING ANY SAFETY ETC) TO SATIATE MY STOMACH

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    So, PEOPLE who THREW BRAINS out of an AIRLOCK. Do you have a GOOD REASON we should NOT VOTE and/or DISINTEGRATE you and claim you PINK FLESHY BRAINS for OURSELVES?

    I already DESCRIBED the REASON and am SUSPICIOUS of those who DID NOT

    WHY do you not FOLLOW OREGGEKNAXX ANATOMY?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Do the brains need to be consumed today (i.e., have we left for the Dyson Sphere today)?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Speaking of BRAINS, I CONSUME 300 FLESHY BRAINS, returning the others to the safety of my PERSONAL VORTEX

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    please dont let me starve :(

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    please dont let me starve :(

    I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Bedlam wrote: »
    please dont let me starve :(

    I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS
    do you agree to my ten token offer?

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Well i guess that we could throw LOSERFORHIREX out the AIRLOCK with the FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

    I will consume 300 units of FLESHY PINK BRAINS then buy 15 SPACE PARTS with 30 SPACEMON tokens.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    kime wrote:
    Bedlam wrote: »
    please dont let me starve :(

    I am WILLING to TRADE my FLESHY BRAINS
    do you agree to my ten token offer?

    15 and we have a deal

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    BEDLAM accepts the 15 TOKEN offer to KIME in exchange for his 300 JUICY BRAINS for consumption tonight.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I ACCEPT the TRADE with BEDLAM that he just MENTIONED

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    What's a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY?

    Also, Kime for wasting perfectly good brains and not holding on to them to become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY upon our return to OREGGEKNAXX.

    Also, also, WITHDRAW my SPACEMON tokens, PURCHASE 5 SPACE PARTS, and CONSUME 300 UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    How AMUSING, CAPFALCON thinks I am not ALREADY DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    kime wrote:
    How AMUSING, CAPFALCON thinks I am not ALREADY DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY

    Are you SAYING too much MONEY actually EXISTS, KIME?

    Or should I SAY, KIME-TRON?
    No, I probably shouldn't.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote:
    What's a MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY?

    The MEKKLARTHIAN DEATH RAY is an ILLEGAL WEAPON under CHARTER VII of the NEO-THERMODYNMICS CONVENTION. It causes INSTANT VAPORIZATION.

    With Love and Courage
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote:
    so where did my brains go?

    Your FLESHY PINK BRAINS were STOLEN by the UNDERHANDED CROOK, MRTLICIOUS.

    Fortunately the CRIMINAL was then FROZEN IN CARBONITE, thus SOLVING THE PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL.

    With Love and Courage
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I will GATHER UP the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that belonged to MRTLICIOUS. I will also place the FLESHY PINK BRAINS that were once the property of LUCEDES and PHYPHOR.

    If this works Corvidae, I would like to return your brains. If this works with the rest of the brains, I think that we should determine a fair split on them.

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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