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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    photoshop is fun

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Hey, your photos do have a certain production value that mine lacked, but I wanted to see the beginning of tenacious D so I couldn't exactly hang around.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I almost want forumers to know my name, because one day I'm going to be a PAX and someone is going to shout 'Metroid' and I just won't pay attention. I am thick.

    ...

    Jordan. It's Jordan.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Yet it is pronounced exactly like Metroid.
    Must be foreign.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    No worries Jordyn.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Names are just useless designation for obsolete meat-bags, who would want to use them?

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I'll be taking photos later! I completely forgot about doing that :(

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Don't say that Kadith

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    I like my name

    I also enjoy being a meatbag I guess

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Dammit Sal.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I can't wait to ship shit out tomorrow, I am going to be the best satan.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    I love all those shaving goods. Excellent gift, Pipe!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Dammit Sal.

    What? It's got perks

    Eating food

    Sex

    Fresh laundry smell

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Dammit Sal.

    What? It's got perks

    Eating food

    Sex

    Fresh laundry smell

    1. http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR
    2.
    3. ... you win

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Dammit Sal.

    What? It's got perks

    Eating food

    Sex

    Fresh laundry smell

    I have nothing against being a person I have issues with the word meatbag.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Box 1 of my Satanee's gift arrived yesterday evening, and I am very pleased with it. I was a little anxious at first, but was very relieved once I got my hands on and examined it a bit.
    So excited to put it all together and send it off!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Dammit Sal.

    What? It's got perks

    Eating food

    Sex

    Fresh laundry smell

    I have nothing against being a person I have issues with the word meatbag.

    Perhaps you should take that up with HK-47.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    well, I decided to check the mail on my way home. in my post earlier tonight I mentioned a package slot key, and lo there was one. A small package was found and quickly ferreted inside, out of the rain. I started taking pictures of the Unboxing. I was quite giddy. Then I opened to box.

    To say I was a little disappointed to find the special edition version of TellTale's Back to the Future game, that I had ordered, instead of a secret satan gift is a bit of an understatement.

    False goddamn Alarm.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Dammit Sal.

    What? It's got perks

    Eating food

    Sex

    Fresh laundry smell

    I have nothing against being a person I have issues with the word meatbag.

    Perhaps you should take that up with HK-47.

    No see I like him.

    I dislike people using that word.

    Total something-ist I am.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Blake T wrote:
    Don't say that Carth

    Legba on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Hey @Margarazzi you should update your list to reflect the first completed Satans chain.

    Because lo and behold, when I went to walk the dog tonight, the gate guard at the top of our street stopped me and said they had tried to deliver a package this afternoon while I was at work... and @Blake T is totally my Satan.

    (Okay you're right I may have suspected something to this effect, Blake.)

    Present photo bonanza incoming!

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    Hey @Margarazzi you should update your list to reflect the first completed Satans chain.

    Because lo and behold, when I went to walk the dog tonight, the gate guard at the top of our street stopped me and said they had tried to deliver a package this afternoon while I was at work... and @Blake T is totally my Satan.

    (Okay you're right I may have suspected something to this effect, Blake.)

    Present photo bonanza incoming!

    AND THE BEST PART IS THAT I KNEW ABOUT THIS CHAIN AND NEITHER OF THEM HAD A *CLUE*

    I ROCK

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Seriously! I'm so crap at keeping secrets I almost made really blatant hints like, a billion times

    Meanwhile you're all "Oh hey I have some questions about skin care products for no real reason at all"

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    AHAHA hooray!

    First circle complete.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    Seriously! I'm so crap at keeping secrets I almost made really blatant hints like, a billion times

    Meanwhile you're all "Oh hey I have some questions about skin care products for no real reason at all"

    well no I do totally have sensitive skin and thank you for your recommendations :3

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Also, this promise of more... I wonder if this refers to the stuff I already got or even more because that would be nuts.

    I uh...

    Errr...

    <.<
    >.>

    Make sure you have room somewhere for more parcels... There is indeed more Christmas cheer winging its way to you.

    All that shaving stuff was meant to come as one package, but I had to get it from different retailers. Also, why Amazon, why? There should be an option to make gifts anonymous, dangit! I didn't know they'd put my name all over the top of everything like that. You weren't going to find out until the very last package got to you...

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Did every thing stay wrapped up, because I uh, lied everywhere on that form.

    What's in it!
    Are there batteries!
    How much is it worth?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Also, this promise of more... I wonder if this refers to the stuff I already got or even more because that would be nuts.

    I uh...

    Errr...

    <.<
    >.>

    Make sure you have room somewhere for more parcels... There is indeed more Christmas cheer winging its way to you.

    All that shaving stuff was meant to come as one package, but I had to get it from different retailers. Also, why Amazon, why? There should be an option to make gifts anonymous, dangit! I didn't know they'd put my name all over the top of everything like that. You weren't going to find out until the very last package got to you...

    Aw man! I ruined the surprise! I think you can mark an anonymous box somewhere during checkout?

    Also MORE STUFF WHAT THE HECK

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Nah, I looked for anonymous option, but couldn't find it.

    Also YES HECK MORE STUFF WHAT THE

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    When Blake was talking about his package getting a personal seat in the airplane and all of that roughly coincided with my mysterious texts I thought, "My, wouldn't it be funny if we were each other's Satans?"

    Anyway! Onward! I'm spoilering the blow-by-blow account.

    Haechi was experimental in carrying the box from the top of the ridge down to our house.
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    Spoiler:

    And that finally concludes my amazing haul! Blake knocked it out of the fucking park, so good luck to the rest of you guys trying to match this stuff!

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    Lost Salient on
    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    those are awesome gifts!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Did every thing stay wrapped up, because I uh, lied everywhere on that form.

    What's in it!
    Are there batteries!
    How much is it worth?

    Everything was wrapped up but you may notice that ID Recorded sticker which I have no idea what means! Also I lied my pants off on your incoming (hopefully soon arriving? tomorrow?) package. "WORTH? TEN DOLLARS. CONTENTS? CIRCUS PEANUTS" was I think basically what I wrote.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    The box was, MADE FROM A BIGGER BOX.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Instead of sleeping or studying I'm drooling over this cookbook. I want to eat everything in here.

    By the way Viv is it true that in Chinese "eating rice" is synonymous with having had a meal? Because it's the same in Korean!

    Also by the way I'm in the middle of reading this article about Australian canyons and I've decided that you should probably go do your climby thing in these places if you haven't already, Blake, because these photos are awesome.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yes Blake we all read the joke the first time
    Spoiler:

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Shutup Tef I think it's hilarious. I'm going to grind this joke into the ground.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    blake keep up these shenanigans and you're going to get booted by the prime minister

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Mission accomplished

    See you Saturday <3

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